Can You Handle It?

[oneinamillion]

Romantic Mates:
Smart man+smart woman=romance
Smart man+dumb woman=affair
Dumb man+smart woman=marriage
Dumb man+dumb woman=pregnancy

Office Arithmetic:
Smart boss+smart employee=profit
Smart boss+dumb employee=production
Dumb boss+smart employee=promotion
Dumb boss+dumb employee=overtime

Shopping math:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

General Equations & Statistics
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Happiness
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Longevity
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Propensity to change
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

Discussion Technique
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



I thought this would be something funny to share...it was emailed to me this morning.