Idea for an article

UF_PikePC98 · #1 07-20-2002, 02:44 PM

I was asked to write an article for a local monthly magazine that is published in Gainesville, Florida. The name of it is Insight. I've wrote an article for them before about the 10 most asked questions girls have for guy and the responses from the average male.Here are a few topics I am considering--

1. Behind the scenes with permiscuious women

2. Calling a girl out

3. Understanding the female mind and controlling it.

4. God's gift of selective hearing.

5. The late night booty call and caller ID

6. Saving women with real breasts--The final frontier

7. Translations of female actions/words/noises

8. Why men never call after you gave them your number

9. How to spot female shame
( Example--when a girl is with a group of friends and a guy calls her cell and everyone sees his number on caller ID and she says, "How did he get my number")

10. Why men say they are going to bathroom at the club and never return till 15 minutes before the club closes.

Tell me which ones would seem interesting to some of you.

librasoul22 · #2 07-20-2002, 04:15 PM

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Originally posted by UF_PikePC98
3. Understanding the female mind and controlling it.

5. The late night booty call and caller ID

6. Saving women with real breasts--The final frontier

7. Translations of female actions/words/noises

Hey!!

It would be interesting to see these from a man's vantage point (especially yours

lol!)

amycat412 · #3 07-20-2002, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by UF_PikePC98
6. Saving women with real breasts--The final frontier

Hey UF_Pike-- what does that mean? I am curious.

PhiMuNursie · #4 07-20-2002, 09:40 PM

I'd say 4-9 would be interesting...

and yeah, I'm wondering about the real breast one too???

Tara
I have a Phi Mu castle...

UF_PikePC98 · #5 07-22-2002, 02:55 PM

Everytime I turn around some chick I know is getting fake boobs. It pisses me off cause chicks think that if they get fake boobs it makes all the difference. I have a friend who is dating this ex-stripper up in Atlanta and yes her body is HOT but she has to be the ugliest woman on the planet, in the face. She looks like a Dog Chewed on the side of her face when she was a little kid or something. The Bit** had coligen shot in her lips to make them "more fuller" and on top of that she tried to have a nose job done but the doctor messed up and it looks worse than steve martins in that movie where he had a huge nose. She's sueing the docotor but she still looks ugly as hell. He says she has nice boobs and her ugliness is forgotten when she slaps him in the face with the double D's. I say to hell with the double d's.....I'm starting to get into the "mosquito bite" boobs now.

DeltAlum · #6 07-22-2002, 10:41 PM

What a way with words.

Peaches-n-Cream · #7 07-23-2002, 12:40 AM

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Originally posted by DeltAlum
What a way with words.

lol!

UF_PikePC98 · #8 07-23-2002, 01:54 PM

I'm sorry about my word choice, it just got me riled up thinking about Joell ( the ex-stripper). I can't stand to see my boy with her dirty as*.I mean he just got drafted into the NFL, it's not like he can't do better, he'll have mad chicks all over him just cause he's playing professional football. Wouldn't you be upset if your boy was fooling around with an ex-stripper who was about as pretty as Richard Simmons doing the nasty with Boy george?

psusensei · #9 07-23-2002, 02:49 PM

so "mosquito bites" are then really small breasts? if your getting into them, then is it a phase? do most guys go through similar phases?

UF_PikePC98 · #10 07-23-2002, 03:05 PM

Yes most guys go through phases. All my life I enjoyed small to average sized breasts. Once I got in college I normally went for the b sized breasts. Then I had this one roomate who totally transformed my way of thinking. "Big Boobies are always better, they make an ugly girl look more appeasing at 3:00am" So for awhile I was with this one chick who had D boobies and boy were they fun. She was from Louisiana, Shreveport to be exact. I think it's a Louisiana thing cause when I went there with her for easter one time all her friends looked just as good as her and they all had BIG jugs, I think it's all those damn Crawfish parties they have over there. I soon got out of that type and started dating this one chick who had "mosquito bite" boobies. Since then I've been hooked. I guess it's the thought of one day when the Mosquito bite girls have children, their boobs will look normal after children and not HUGE, unlike the D's whos boobs will get very large after children, too large for my tastes.

psusensei · #11 07-23-2002, 03:19 PM

this is all very interesting...i think we need a forum now on the size of guys......you know, just to make it equal

UF_PikePC98 · #12 07-24-2002, 01:52 AM

I don't know how well that would go with Ole'John but there ain't no shame in my game.

Optimist Prime · #13 07-24-2002, 09:59 AM

UF Pike has a point. Fake tits on most girls look nasty because they're unnatural. I like boobs of all size. But what are fake tits? If they exist, then they're real. I learned that from the man show.

UF_PikePC98 · #14 07-24-2002, 02:20 PM

Nnot all fake boobs look nasty on chicks. I will admit it has done wonders for some people. Take Anna Nicole Smith for example, she was once your trailer park trash ( still is in my book) but a simple makeover made her a possible heir to a HUGE fortune.

Corbin Dallas · #15 07-24-2002, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by psusensei
this is all very interesting...i think we need a forum now on the size of guys......you know, just to make it equal

There was one. I seem to remember a few of the girls talking about guys with a wang the size of a pinkie finger...

On a side note, "fake" boobs can be good, as long as their done tastefully. if they go too big though, it's kinda nasty. sometimes though, they're cool for the novelty of it