Freshman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UF_Pike · #1 06-29-2002, 03:37 PM

The summer B freshman have now arrived and are easy pickins. I met sooooooooooooooo many last night. They were allowed to move into the dorms on thursday and are now ready to go out. Men, we have to treasure these next few weeks, for they dont last long. There is something special about those weeks from the time they arrive up until the time they rush.

They are easy to pick out. Their the ones with that stupid look on their faces, you know, like their lost and dont know where their going. Up in the club their the ones who arent really dancing with people, their in a little group with other girls from their dorm. They ask for your number and if you know where an after party is.(translation----I might wanna hook up). Remember they are still young and have just recently graduated from high school. They might be reluctant to tell you their real age. This is where you have to be careful, you dont want to bang some 17 year old. Be forward but not too forward. They still have that little girl mentality, even though they disagree. You have to give them a sense of security, example---"yea I've been here for some time, going on three years" this way they feel like they found someone who knows what the fuck is up.

During the day time, the best place to catch them is either at walmart or the main grocery store where most students go, ours are the publix at Archer road and 34th street. They are out buying stuff for their new home away from home and getting food.

At all times keep the converstaion with them short and sweet. Never sit there and run game on them for more than 3-4 minutes. If you are at a club, spit some game for a minute or two and tell them you have to go say whats up to one of your brothers or friends. Periodically come back to them, keep your face fresh in their mind. Remember, their freshman and their going to be telling their friends, "I met this cute guy", "there he is"--- This could open the door to more hook ups for you or can also be a welcome mat for your boys. In the cub they will more than likely stay until it closes, this is very important***** The last 15-20 minutes you must make your rounds to all of them. This is an important time to decide which one you want to "hang out" with later on. Try to make an assumption as to how drunk you are so that you dont invite 4 or 5 of them back to your place and next thing you know their are all there. I myself have been in the situation many times, its not good. If i'm wasted, then i normally go for the one that is just as bad off as I, many times i seem to attracted the ones most wasted without even going after them. If their wasted it makes it easier to hang out with later that night. Dont say anything stupid in front of them. By now they think you are a stud and you dont need to make yourself look like an idiot by saying something that is easily pointed out as, trying to makes yourself look cool.

When you leave the club/party they are in your hands now, at your age you should be able to close a deal. If your a guy and your 19 or 20 and you havent had much luck, PM me and I'll tell you how to play it out. A good idea for a starter is to have an after party at your place. Tell some of your friends about it and invite mostly chicks over. Get someone to throw down on the turntables, invite the dj from the club to come over and spin his records. This will impress the freshman and give them a relaxed atmosphere. Be sure you have plenty of Alchohol. No one is going to stay if there is nothing to drink. This means you are left with just the freshman and she might feel this was a planned hook up. You want to keep her mind away from this thought by all means. If you feel like she's not biting the bait, give her your cell number and tell her to call you the next day. This will show her you did not intend to hook up, but rather you are just a nice guy who wanted to hang out, which makes you wanted more the next time she sees you. If she calls the next day dont answer your phone, give her a day or two to think about you.

You only have about a month and a 1/2 before they rush. Then all the older girls that are your age start filling their minds full of bullshit about guys like you. If after rush you dont talk to the freshman anymore, you can always go back to the girls your age. If they start bitching, just say that you are a guy and what else were you supposed to do when some little hot freshman was all over you? Just blame it on the little whoe. Hope I gave you some needed knowledge.

PM me if you want.

PM_Mama00 · #2 06-29-2002, 03:58 PM

Ok. I have to admit that this made me laugh. Yet, I can't believe u! Do u understand that u just gave ur game away to all those freshmen who read GC? Good job, way to blow ur cover.

ROWDYsister · #3 06-29-2002, 04:09 PM

Craig, that is hilarious. You should consider writing for Maxim.

I just finished my freshman year at UF (and I did summer B too)and he's pretty much on target here. But the ho activity does not end after rush. It goes right on through homecoming week, football game latenights, and the rest of the year. I'm not saying this is limited to only freshmen sorority girls, it goes for all girls who have this set in their agendas (though upperclassmen are usually more focused on the real world and already have boyfriend-almost-husbands) . Most freshmen (boys included) are a little out-of-control.

Freshmen girls, be careful. Listen to your older sisters b/c they've been there and done that and know what's up. Just because the guy is older than you does not mean he's trustworthy. Have a buddy system and never let your friends go unaccounted for. Don't "hang out" with too many guys from the same fraternity...you will quickly be labelled. Don't wear your letters when you're drinking.

UF_Pike, I've got nothin but love for ya, but since you're putting out this PSA for guys, I've got to do my part for the freshman girls.

APhi · #4 06-29-2002, 04:09 PM

In other words - Get 'em before the older girls in their house can warn them about which guys are known as pigs.
You're "that guy." Every campus is full of them.

Why don't you go away!!!!!

Kevin · #5 06-29-2002, 04:36 PM

UF Pike, I have a tough time relating. Oklahoma just isn't like that! Whoever said you should write for Maxim is right. I'd have to have a stick up my ass not to laugh. Good hunting!

James · #6 06-29-2002, 04:47 PM

Thanks for keeping it real UF_Pike, that was funny. And True!

ITs amazing how guys come out of the woodwork when freshmen move in. Guys that live off campus find reasons to hang out on, and even guys that are a couple years out seem to find reasons to "visit".

More girls break-up with their long-term-stay-at-home-safety-boyfriend during this time than any other. Or worse string the poor loser along for a semester while cheating on him.

Amazing the amount of girls that cheat. I have friends that actually look for girls that have stay at home boy friends, they maintain that they are the easiest girls to pick up with a little effort. Just got to make them feel desirable and play upon their sense of lonlines.

Fresh meat. But you have to be quick. The meat spoils quickly. They lose that bright eyed quality pretty quick.

Peaches-n-Cream · #7 06-29-2002, 04:58 PM

Why weren't there great guys like UF Pike around when I was in college?

James · #8 06-29-2002, 05:04 PM

Ahhh, did you manage to avoid random hook-ups and walks of shame in college?

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Originally posted by Cream
Why weren't there great guys like UF Pike around when I was in college?

UF_Pike · #9 06-29-2002, 05:31 PM

PM MaMa,

I'm so beyond that level of game, you have no idea. I can release my ancient tactics because I never use those anymore. I have a new style that attracts a different type of female, not the little freshman. I mean dont get me wrong, I would not have a problem picking up freshman if I wanted. I'm just trying to give a heads up to all the guys younger than me. My friends think I practically invented game. I'm not saying it works instantaneously, but if not then, they soon succumb to my words. I mean it may be the fact that I lay it down so heavy that it gets hard for them not to stray. Anyhow, being as you found it funny, you know exactly what I'm talking about and thats probably because you were one of those freshman that liked the first older guy you met at college, who asked to hang out with you.

Anyhow, I'm not worrying about other greek ladies from my school reading this. The many ladies that I talk to on the phone that are greek, know how I am and they would totally think its funny and almost dead on. So with that being said, I'm not hurting myself. Besides, most males know that writing that post was game. It put a smile on peoples faces that normally frown upon my posts and I'm keeping things fresh----which most chicks like anyhow. See hun, I'm so totally beyond the levels of which you know. I aint got nuthin but love for your ass, even though it dosent seem like it.

Peaches-n-Cream · #10 06-29-2002, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by James
Ahhh, did you manage to avoid random hook-ups and walks of shame in college?

Only one boy kissed me freshman year.

I won't comment on any other year. I refuse to incriminate myself!

Peaches-n-Cream · #11 06-29-2002, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by UF_Pike
I aint got nuthin but love for your ass, even though it dosent seem like it.

That's kind of sweet.

UF_Pike luvs PM Mama's ass

PM_Mama00 · #12 06-29-2002, 05:53 PM

OMG...what has come about GC? I highly doubt that UF would like my ass! Maybe my hair cuz it's curly and kinky, just as I'm sure he is too....

Ok that's far enuff flirtin for me. I can't take this anymore, and I think I'm about to fall on the floor laughing...

PhiMuNursie · #13 06-29-2002, 05:53 PM

LOL! UF_Pike likes PM Mama! AWWWW! Hang on just a sec while I spread the word that UF_Pike may NOT be as big of ass as we first thought...MAYBE!

JK!

Tara

I have a Phi Mu castle...

UF_Pike · #14 06-29-2002, 06:05 PM

James,

I'm telling you man, its like vultures on top of road kill here. many of my friends that have graduated are on their way up here from orlando,West-Palm and Tampa as we speak. The graduated guys still come back for summer B.
I totally know what you mean by preying on the girls sense of loneliness. Women want to feel like they are wanted. This is where the bullshit starts flying and you start blowing smoke in her face. You may want her ( in most cases its the alchohol) and you might be making her feel wanted, but you must remember, you are wanting her for a different reason than she thinks. Somtimes the girls know this, but in most cases they dont. This is only if you do not come off too strong on her, otherwise coming on too strong is a dead give away for wanting to get laid.

As for my random hook-ups and ladies of shame, I cant say that I've had too many. There are some out there and thank god most of them have already graduated or will in the next semester or two. We coined this girl "the dancing bear", she threw the Javelin and Shotput for UF, she was 6'6 and had a bad attitude. She was a female athelete ( the worst out there) and my best friends saw her everyday, they play/ed Football here at UF and when they all work out they would see her . She also played on the tennis team here. This was kinda bad because I hooked up with two of her teammates before her. I didnt think a girl of her size would also play tennis. My friends all rag me about her when we see her as we go out, but the funny thing is though, most of them have tried to bang her since and she wouldnt do them.

Names we have given our ladies of shame--- Koolaid, dancing bear, crazy katie, Matilda, Noodles, the bush and the Hare krishna.

They are all inside jokes we named girls from the expierences those of us had in our cirlce.

UF_Pike · #15 06-29-2002, 06:14 PM

Tara!!!!!!!!!

Where have you been? I stopped by today but i didnt see your car I figuered you were'nt home. I wanted to get my cd. After I woke up today only then did i realize the extent of which my night was last night.

I totally forgot about me hitting that curve and blowing out my tire on the way to my place last night. I walked outside to go get a new cell phone today and i thought someone stole my tire. My head was hurting still from all that vanilla vodka I drank with my friends last night. On top of that, to make matters worse, for some reason my actual house phone stopped working today. it says it can only be used to call 911, i wonder if my roomate paid the phone bill before he went back down to Ft. Lauderdale. I cant get ahold of my mom and dad because my cell was broke.Today has been so stressfull.

hit me up soon.