Where'd E'rbody Go?

The Original Ape · #1 02-04-2002, 04:43 PM

I went to...(finish it your own way!)

ClassyLady · #2 02-04-2002, 07:10 PM

. . . . to Saks Fifth Avenue and bought 50 pairs of stilleto Manolo Blahniks and 25 pairs of stilleto Jimmy Choo boots. And, then I woke up and tried to figure out how to pay the rent for next month.

sphinxpoet · #3 02-04-2002, 09:59 PM

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Originally posted by ClassyLady
. . . . to Saks Fifth Avenue and bought 50 pairs of stilleto Manolo Blahniks and 25 pairs of stilleto Jimmy Choo boots. And, then I woke up and tried to figure out how to pay the rent for next month.

So I called my Homey Tyrone and said "HEY I Need about 800 dollars so I can............."

Professor · #4 02-05-2002, 12:09 PM

pay my rent because I spent it buying shoes that I don't need. He said he is broke as hell himself becuase of trying to pay for his up-coming wedding and that I should try calling their Delta friend . . .

Dexter · #5 02-05-2002, 02:26 PM

Crimson Tide 4. But I didn't know her phone number off hand. So I went to look on the bathroom wall at the Alpha house to see if I could locate it. But........

delph998 · #6 02-07-2002, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by Dexter
Crimson Tide 4. But I didn't know her phone number off hand. So I went to look on the bathroom wall at the Alpha house to see if I could locate it. But........

...instead I found it wasn't there. So I called information and they told me that her number wasn't listed in the directory. So then I decided to...

Honeykiss1974 · #7 02-07-2002, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by delph998

...instead I found it wasn't there. So I called information and they told me that her number wasn't listed in the directory. So then I decided to...

go and donate my plasma for $50. Hey, at least I only need $750 now! Anyway, I'm feeling a little whoosey from giving plasm so I then......

delph998 · #8 02-07-2002, 06:16 PM

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go and donate my plasma for $50. Hey, at least I only need $750 now! Anyway, I'm feeling a little whoosey from giving plasm so I then......

...go home and took a quick nap. When I woke up, there's a vmail from Homey Tyrone and he wanted to know if I got in contact with CrimsonTide4 and then I called him back, he wasn't at home so I had to leave him a vmail. As I was leaving the vmail, my phone beeped and it was...

lovelyivy84 · #9 02-07-2002, 06:24 PM

.... Dexter. He was crying because CT4 had shut him down yet AGAIN. I patted him on the back and told him that classy ladies like that come along only every so often.

After he had stopped bawlin for a bit, I asked him about th 300 dollars I lent him last month to get his perm did. He told me he would send me a Western Union the next day. The next day I went to the mall to get it and........

Dexter · #10 02-07-2002, 07:20 PM

wasn't there.. So I called Dexter to ask him where the money was and he reminded me that the perm money was a partial repayment for 500 dollars he loaned lovelyivy84 to get the hair removed from her back and toes. He then suggested that I can earn some quick money by...........

Professor · #11 02-08-2002, 09:31 AM

selling sodas out of the back of her car at the CIAA Tournament. I advised her that our folk should be more enterprising and suggested that she take lovelyivy84 - - - a woman with hair on her back and toes will surely attract customers. Who knows what . . .

The Original Ape · #12 02-08-2002, 11:02 PM

kinda money can be made from dat! And anotha thing she could do iz to get her gurl Steeltrap to barbecue! I heard she iz gallopin' gourmet, and can burn! Let me go see if she'll do it! Awwwh sheyiiit! My car wont start! Dayummmmm! 2D! Where's that...

stillwater15 · #13 02-08-2002, 11:42 PM

bicycle. since the car won't start and i can't contact her on the telephone, i gotta get there by any means necessary. so, i'm on the bike and around the corner from the house, when all of a sudden...

Miss. Mocha · #14 02-09-2002, 05:39 PM

I see some masked dudes robbing Bank of America. Ofcourse they're idiots, so one of them dropped a pack of $50s while running from the cops.

I walk over slowly to grab the money when I see my pastor. I think he was about to pick up the money himself, but he stopped dead when he saw me.

We chatted about the upcoming "New Memebers Dinner", but neither of us moved away from that money. Then the bank manager came out of the bank, grabbed the money and went back inside.

Hell, I was back at square one. I told my pastor "bye", hopped back on the bike and headed towards....

12dn94dst · #15 02-10-2002, 04:49 PM

the local high school cuz that's where CT4 works. I know she should have lots of extra funds because of the recent law passed to give teachers a $500,000 cost of aggravation increase. As I'm chaining my Schwinn (the old school kind with a banana seat) to the railing...