funny email i got

[SigmaChiCard]

I was going to bed the other night when my wife told me that I had
left the light on in the shed, she could see from the bedroom window. As
I looked for myself, I saw that there were people in the shed taking
things.

I phoned the police, but they told me that no one was in our area to
help at this time, but they would send someone over as soon as they
were available. I said "OK", hung up, and waited one minute, then phoned
the police back.

"Hello. I just called you a minute ago because there were people in
my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've shot
them all."

Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area,
an Armed Response unit, the works. Of course, they caught the burglars
red-handed.

One of the officers said: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

I replied with, "I thought you said there was nobody available."

[smiles23]

That was quite enjoyable. Thanks for sharing.

[SigmaChiCard]

i hoping ole Earp man'll like it

[Tom Earp]

Still got the back covered

Unfortunately to many times true! We all having being a fortuneate ex-cop they get there pretty fast as usally know it is good!

I also know how few there are on the street!

Good shot on your part tho!!!!!!!!!

Man we and a few of us on the site NO MATTER what House have got to get together and have a council if you get the drift?

We need a convention of Greek Chatters!
What a hoot that would be!

Have to be in KC Kansas, I would put the word out, do not meessss with us as we are not all crazy but some insane!

If some of you do not understand this neither do we!

[DGPhoney]

ROFL, that was soo funny, but sometimes ya gotta wonder whether that hits close to the truth :P
Good one Sigmachicard, definetly thanks for sharing, adds to my procrastination of studying
DGPhoney~