Your funniest junk mail

[alphachiohmy]

These are just a few of the junk mail that floods my hotmail account. They are a little funny. I always wonder who is emailing all these? Are there actually people making a living off of businesses like this? Oh well, read on for your enjoyment:

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Nov 12 4k don92591@cinetic.de Would you like to lose weight in your SLEEP? ...
Nov 12 2k
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vhs_2_dvd@excite.com TURN YOUR VHS MOVIES INTO DVD's. Nov 12 3k
merchantsworld2001@j... The Super $10,000 Money Club! Big Money Fast!... Nov 12 9k
dante1978@gauss.cam.... Look-and-feel 10-20 years-younger Nov 12 21k
lara5@hotmail.com Download this nine-minute blowjob movie! Nov 12 1k
DietSmart Success Ce... "Exercise got me thru tragedy"

So, if anyone wants a wife or viagara or to turn your vhss into dvds, feel free to use the email addresses above. There's also that 9 minute ... uhh ... video too.

[G8Ralphaxi]

haha! On my old aol email address, I would get a LOT of junk mail. Now I've switched and don't look at new websites with my new one (just my law school research stuff, that's it).

I used to get soooooo much junk porn email. Usually along the lines of "SEE HOT SEXXXY TEEN GIRLS NOW!!! IM 18 AND WAITING FOR U!"

Don't they know I'm a girl???? I mean, my email address had my first name in it, geez. And my profile said I like piano music and I was in a sorority.

They obviously don't target their junk mail very well or they would know that I'm just not interested in seeing 3 cheerleaders taking on farm animals.

[ZTAngel]

I hate what I refer to as the "sneaky e-mails". The subject line will say something like "Hey you! Haven't talked to you in a while!". I open it and it says something like, "See young hot teens in and their farm animals. XXX" and other such titles that make me feel like I sinned just for reading them.

[DeltaBetaBaby]

Okay, this is bizarre, even though it is real mail. Anything addressed to the sorority gets put in my mailbox. Once a month, I get a mailing from the local strip joint with about 25 tickets inside. As if it isn't bad enough that they send us this when all the dancers are female, girls ALWAYS get in free.

[xok85xo]

Personally, my favorites are the ones from "Miss Cleo", telling me that she has to talk to me about my future

[33girl]

I like the ones that tell me how I can enlarge my penis.