Do's and Don'ts of sex - Page 9

Dionysus · #**121** 04-03-2003, 09:37 PM

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Originally posted by smiley21
innocent? me? is that what everyone thinks of me? how do you come to that assumption about someone you have never seen?

I don't know. I'm just judging from your previous online demeanor.

smiley21 · #**122** 04-03-2003, 09:40 PM

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Originally posted by Dionysus
I don't know. I'm just judging from your previous online demeanor.

oh.. well i did always think of you as the 'wild in your face girl'.
reminds me of wanda (that new show on fox)

James · #**123** 04-03-2003, 09:43 PM

Naaah, it would merely be unusual. Your consistant civility would be more like something that qualifies as a divine intervention lol.

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Originally posted by White_Chocolate
that would be an f*ing miracle

James · #**124** 04-03-2003, 09:46 PM

Don't take it seriously, he's just teasing you

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Originally posted by smiley21
how is that TMI compared to the last nine pages? how did i go over the line?

damasa · #**125** 04-03-2003, 10:00 PM

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Originally posted by smiley21
how is that TMI compared to the last nine pages? how did i go over the line?

LOL, wow, you need to chill a lil there....

Yes I was just teasing you but at the same time it was tmi....that wasn't a do or don't that was a "I had a sore throat for blah blah blah because of this."

I could give you the translation of what others thought you said by saying that, but that would be TMI.....

bwahahahah

smiley21 · #**126** 04-03-2003, 10:08 PM

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Originally posted by damasa
LOL, wow, you need to chill a lil there....

Yes I was just teasing you but at the same time it was tmi....that wasn't a do or don't that was a "I had a sore throat for blah blah blah because of this."

I could give you the translation of what others thought you said by saying that, but that would be TMI.....

bwahahahah

what the heck? why do i feel so dumb and think that everyone is point and laughing at me. i KNOW it wasnt a do or dont, i was just reacting and laughing at somthing that happened to me. i am not the first person in this thread that hinted at what they 'do'. this feels like we are all at a party and telling bizzare stories, and then i speak up and say something and everyone looks at me weird. you people are silly.

Peaches-n-Cream · #**127** 04-03-2003, 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by James
Naaah, it would merely be unusual. Your consistant civility would be more like something that qualifies as a divine intervention lol.

lol!

damasa · #**128** 04-03-2003, 10:10 PM

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Originally posted by smiley21
what the heck? why do i feel so dumb and think that everyone is point and laughing at me. i KNOW it wasnt a do or dont, i was just reacting and laughing at somthing that happened to me. i am not the first person in this thread that hinted at what they 'do'. this feels like we are all at a party and telling bizzare stories, and then i speak up and say something and everyone looks at me weird. you people are silly.

FOR THE LOVE OF PEE IT'S A JOKE.......

there, that better now?!

But for the sake of conversation, if "we are weird" you fit into the "we," therefore you are weird as well

smiley21 · #**129** 04-03-2003, 10:13 PM

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Originally posted by damasa
FOR THE LOVE OF PEE IT'S A JOKE.......

there, that better now?!

But for the sake of conversation, if "we are weird" you fit into the "we," therefore you are weird as well

i know it a joke. silly. now i am confused. why do you love pee?
does this have something to do with the 'do' for the sex thread.....lol

damasa · #**130** 04-03-2003, 10:15 PM

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Originally posted by smiley21
i know it a joke. silly. now i am confused. why do you love pee?
does this have something to do with the 'do' for the sex thread.....lol

ZINGER, she got me!

lol

smiley21 · #**131** 04-03-2003, 10:20 PM

More do's

Do be able to laugh at the embarassing and silly things that we do to try to be romantic...

Do try to make things exciting each time.

AlphaGamDiva · #**132** 04-09-2003, 02:48 AM

and i'm back for another fun round of "TMI Today".......

do wanna take a shower together.....be sweet if you wanna, but it's better if you're dirty (haha--get it? dirty? shower? anyone...? eh...)
don't ask me to include your sheets in my laundry routine....it's not my fault if they're sticky
do bring me breakfast in bed, esp. if you are naked!
and agreeing with hootie here: don't get too kinky on me too soon.....just b/c we've been out a few times does not mean you should bust out the cape and tights....although a blindfold isn't a bad idea....maybe the lasso.......ok, some handcuffs.......BUT THAT'S IT!!!

James · #**133** 04-19-2003, 05:15 PM

Padded handcuffs . . .??

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Originally posted by AlphaGamDiva
don't get too kinky on me too soon.....just b/c we've been out a few times does not mean you should bust out the cape and tights....although a blindfold isn't a bad idea....maybe the lasso.......ok, some handcuffs.......BUT THAT'S IT!!!

James · #**134** 04-19-2003, 05:22 PM

Damn girl . . . if you left cab fare and a sandwhich on the counter for the guy to take as he left, you would be the perfect date.

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Originally posted by ilovemyglo

As for the cuddling thing, sorry, once I get off I want you off and on your side..... LET ME SLEEP DAMNIT, your sweaty body is too damn hot on me for me to get comfortable. Better yet, can you just go home so I can have all the covers and the bed to myself?

jennybloch · #**135** 04-19-2003, 10:57 PM

DON'T neglect MY needs...it takes two to do the horizontal mambo, after all...I don't care how long it takes, or if you're tired. If we started it, you better finish it

DO lavish attention on me...ALL of me heh