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06-30-2009, 08:28 PM
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AWESOME! DOG BALLS!!!!!
hahahahaha.
anyway, my foot is doing much, much better. almost healed.
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06-28-2009, 12:53 AM
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This thread is disgusting, yet funny.
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06-29-2009, 12:39 AM
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This thread is disgusting, yet funny.
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06-29-2009, 02:32 AM
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Well to solve that is to poop small amounts then flush, poop some more and then flush again...and so on.
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We figured that out in college as a strategy to keep the communal bathroom from stinking. It's called the "Drop 2 and flush."
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06-30-2009, 04:39 AM
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06-28-2009, 02:56 AM
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Has anyone ever sprayed? I did that once. This was a few years ago. I had eaten Sbarro pizza, and about 15 minutes later, I had to shit bad. It went through me that quick. The bad part about it was that I was in the car when it happened. I was headed home, and I was speeding and swerving in and out of traffic trying to make it home before I shitted my pants. I couldn't make it so I stopped at a hotel, ran to the bathroom and before I could sit down, it came out like a 100mph jet stream and it sprayed all over the toilet and wall. The back part of the toilet was full of diarrhea. I relieved myself, and boy did it feel good to let it all out. I'm sure the janitor was pissed when he saw it. Hahahaa.
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06-28-2009, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Xanthus
Has anyone ever sprayed? I did that once. This was a few years ago. I had eaten Sbarro pizza, and about 15 minutes later, I had to shit bad. It went through me that quick. The bad part about it was that I was in the car when it happened. I was headed home, and I was speeding and swerving in and out of traffic trying to make it home before I shitted my pants. I couldn't make it so I stopped at a hotel, ran to the bathroom and before I could sit down, it came out like a 100mph jet stream and it sprayed all over the toilet and wall. The back part of the toilet was full of diarrhea. I relieved myself, and boy did it feel good to let it all out. I'm sure the janitor was pissed when he saw it. Hahahaa.
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I have never done that, and have wondered how other people's shit get all over the walls, on the back of the toilet, and even on the TP like that. Now I know. 
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06-29-2009, 12:23 AM
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06-29-2009, 12:22 AM
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06-28-2009, 05:09 PM
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^^^^ LMAO that is effin nasty!!!
but yeah, ish happens.
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06-29-2009, 12:58 AM
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^^^ Dionysus speaks truth. gotta flush and go, or you got bad business. definitely gotta check the flush.
but seriously, you have to think out the plan before you sit down. you have to say, "self, if this toilet clogs, what's my plan of attack? am i willing to stick my hand in the toilet? if it overflows, is there time to pull up my pants and flee, if i have to? will the toilet owner flip out if they find out? are there paper towels and a trash can in the restroom? do i have enough time for all of this? will i face any potential embarassment when i walk out of this bathroom? how much will i care?"
this is, of course, if you absolutely cannot wait until you get home.
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Do you know people? Have you interacted with them? Because this is pretty standard no-brainer stuff. -33girl
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06-29-2009, 01:22 AM
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Originally Posted by tld221
^^^ Dionysus speaks truth. gotta flush and go, or you got bad business. definitely gotta check the flush.
but seriously, you have to think out the plan before you sit down. you have to say, "self, if this toilet clogs, what's my plan of attack? am i willing to stick my hand in the toilet? if it overflows, is there time to pull up my pants and flee, if i have to? will the toilet owner flip out if they find out? are there paper towels and a trash can in the restroom? do i have enough time for all of this? will i face any potential embarassment when i walk out of this bathroom? how much will i care?"
this is, of course, if you absolutely cannot wait until you get home.
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06-29-2009, 07:48 AM
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Originally Posted by tld221
^^^ Dionysus speaks truth. gotta flush and go, or you got bad business. definitely gotta check the flush.
but seriously, you have to think out the plan before you sit down. you have to say, "self, if this toilet clogs, what's my plan of attack? am i willing to stick my hand in the toilet? if it overflows, is there time to pull up my pants and flee, if i have to? will the toilet owner flip out if they find out? are there paper towels and a trash can in the restroom? do i have enough time for all of this? will i face any potential embarassment when i walk out of this bathroom? how much will i care?"
this is, of course, if you absolutely cannot wait until you get home.
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If I'm at a friend's house I check for a plunger. I have no problem admitting "Uh... hey I think I clogged your toilet, do you have a plunger? I'll take care of it." Because chances are they've clogged their toilet once or twice in the past and had to take care of it themselves. We keep one right next to the toilet for that reason, because our potty is finicky. We fully expect guests to take care of their own clogs.
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06-30-2009, 04:38 AM
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 you mean to tell me you jokers have a strategy to taking a dump? WTF?
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06-30-2009, 06:35 PM
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Ugh. I had my annual womanly exam today and now I'm all crampy. That doesn't usually happen to me.
My 2-year-old had to come along with me (I don't usually like to take her to that particular doctor with me), and the whole time I was in the stirrups, she was sitting in a chair at the head of the bed, and she kept asking me if I was asleep. So, to keep her distracted while the doctor performed my pap, I pretended to snore. I slept through a pap smear. SMH.
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