GC Soap Opera: The Good, The Ghetto, The GC

[Miss. Mocha]

When Miss. Mocha gets home the following morning, she's exhausted. However, she's met at the door by her sisters AKATUDE and DiscoGoddess. They both look really uncomfortable.


"What's the matter?" She asks AKATUDE.

"I don't know. I think I have a...a...you know." Replies AKATUDE.

"I know." Miss. Mocha says outraged. The dreaded UTI has attacked her own family. "IS that what's wrong with you, too, Disco?"

DiscoGoddess nods.

"Okay, I'm going down to Walgreen's to get some pencillin. Just relax, I'll be back as soon as possible."


Miss. Mocha is alone in her truck, sitting on her 22s

Why are my sisters suffering from the dreaded UTI? Who would do this to GC? . She thinks.

At the pharmacy counter, she receives some more shocking news.

Snapping and rolling her neck in utter disbelief and frustration

"What in the world do you mean, you ain't got no pencillin?!?!?! Is this not the dang gone pharmacy? How are you outta pencillin?!?" She takes a breath. "Okay, okay, okay, okay...give me two bottles of amoxicillin."

"We're out of that, too." Says the pharmacist.

"My sisters are in pain!!!! Do you understand that? Do you have anything that will treat a UTI?"

Miss. Mocha's frustration continues as she tries pharmacies at Eckerd; CVS; Osco Drug; Wal-Mart; Target and the grocery store.

Finally, she opts for 2 bottles of NorthLand Cranberry juice, and heads home.

She calls ClassyLady from her cell, and tells her about the missing penicillin.

"Yeah, I know." ClassyLady says, "I was at Walgreens myself this morning."

"ClassyLady, not you, too." Miss. Mocha cries in disbelief.

"Yes, even me. But I'll be all right. Right now, we have bigger fish to fry. Who would gain from this? I wonder....

[CrimsonTide4]

HoneyKiss had been standing along the dance floor gazing at Bobby Earl dancing with Kelli. Something about him was oh so familiar but he did not have the gray eyes necessary and his hands and feet were big, but not as BIG as Mr. Gray Eyes.

Then all of a sudden her body grew warm. She felt his presence. She turned and he was standing behind her just like last night. She looked into his eyes and he he looked into hers. She smiled at him and he smiled in return.


HK: What's your name?

Mr. Gray Eyes: Tyson

HK (swoons): Tyson, it is wonderful to see you again.

Tyson: I had to see you again. There is something about you.
I did not want to leave you last night, but I had to go.

HK: I am glad you came here tonight. The night might not have been the same without you.

Tyson: You are wearing the hell outta that dress.

HK: Thank you. You look even better tonight than you did last night.

Tyson: I try, I try.

They share the flirtatious laughter. As they stand there flirting, D.COM approaches her sister and Tyson. She checks him out and secretly gives her sister the approval signal. HK introduces D.COM to Tyson. The three chat amicably until they hear Candygirl call out from behind.

Candygirl: OOOOOOOOOOO Dog Dog Bang Bang, I just asked the DJ to play Tootsie Roll. Baby let's get out here and show these young folks how we used to do it.

Not to be outdone, TooCute announces to her dance partner, Lone Dog: CandyGirl ain't got nothing on my robot. I learned a new move last night too.

The ladies proceed out to the dance floor ready to have a born in the 50s dance contest a la House Party I. HoneyKiss and D.COM groan in agonizing embarrassment. Tyson laughs.

HK: That's our mother on the left with the toothless man.

Tyson: Aye yo did her and old girl dress like that on purpose?

HK: No. My mother almost stabbed her too over that.

Tyson (LHAO): Dayum, yo mom sounds ruthless.

D.COM: Don't you mean ghetto?

HK: Our mom is very umm URBAN.

Tyson: Give me an example.

D.COM: I dated this guy a couple of years ago, but he was cheating on me. He ended up getting her pregnant. They were on Maury. She had to test 10 guys before she found my ex to be the daddy. Anyway, My MOTHER went and put sugar in his tank, bricked his house, and painted JACKASS on his front door. They found out it was her, and she went to jail for six months.

Tyson: Dayuuuuuuuuuuuum

D.OCM: So treat my sister right. You have been fairly warned.

Tyson: I. . . . .. . . .


Tyson, at a loss for words, what is on his mind? Candygirl -- urban?!??!

[ladygreek]

It was time. LadyGreek and BigSisterShaft stood up and pulled off their wigs.
Excuse us sorors, we don't mean to interrupt your meeting but there is something we think you should know.

Everyone gets quiet and looks at the visiting sorors, then look at The411 who just shrugs, and then looks up at Alice/Ann to see if she is going to rule them out of order.

Alice/Ann just stands there with no reaction.

Damn, why isn't she reacting to seeing us here? BSS whispers to LG.

I don't know, but this is very strange LG whispers back. but let's keep going.

Sorors, we are here to let you know that you have been duped by a perp--yes, that is right, Alice here is a perp and we can prove it

A collective gasp goes up as The411 attaches the cell phone to her boom box and LG makes the call the the national executive director.

Vgcdelta speaking, how may I help you? her voice vibrating though the room.

Hi Vgcdelta, this is LadyGreek calling just as we discussed.

Hi LadyGreek, yes, I looked up the name you gave me--both her maiden name and her current name and we have never initiated anybody by the name of Alice DuBois or Chaucey. Whoever are whatever she is, she is NOT a Delta.

Thank you Vgcdelta. I'll let you get back to planning the regional conferences. Take care and I'll see you in Detroit.

Your welcome, LadyGreek. See you soon.

The room erupts in pandemonium.

Order, Order screams the Sgt.-at-Arms, but to no avail. As everyone rushes up to the front of the room, Alice/Ann runs out a side door into a waiting car.

Let's get the hell outta here. I had a feeling something was going to go down tonight. I'm glad I had you wait here for me.

No problem, boo laughs dardenr, as he starts the car and peels off, burning rubber.

[1savvydiva]

Originally posted by 1savvydiva
Meanwhile, back in the party…

1SavvyDiva comes back from the bar and realizes that Steeltrap and Ideal08 are missing.

1SD: “Now where in the world did those heifers go?” She starts to search around the room, she turns around suddenly and runs smack dab into the cutest guy in the party (other than CT4’s new fiance’). “That right there is gonna cost you $5.50 padna!” she says with her signature smart-arse mouth.

Starang21: “Sweetie, my apologies…would you let me buy you another?”

1SD looks him up and down and shakes the guilt off and says, “Sweetie…I would let you buy me TWO!”

Starang21 smiles and takes her by the arm and walks her to the bar.

(After 2 drinks, they are sitting, conversing comfortably as if they’ve known each other for years)

Starang21: “So is there a Mr. 1SavvyDiva?”

1SD: **gulp** “Well, there is someone in my life, but he is on the road so much, we hardly get to see each other. Sometimes it gets lonely, you know?”

Starang21: “I understand all too well…that’s why I will NEVER do the long-distance thing again…what does your friend do for a living?”

1SD: “Um…he’s a…performer”

Starang21: “A performer, eh? Anyone I know?”

1SD: “Enough about me, you said that you just visiting GC, what brought you here?”

Starang21: “Nice switch! Well…to make a long story short, I am looking for my birth mother.”

1SD: “Wow…and you have reason to believe that she is from GC?”

Starang21: “Yes…I do”

1SD: “Well…oh there’s my sister…listen, I will give you my card, if there is anything I can do for you, please don’t hesitate to call…anytime. Oh, who do you know here at the party?”

Starang21: “WELLLL, nice meeting you, I will speak to you again!”



1SD: “Ha, nice switch…party-crasher! Good Luck!” as she watches him walk away, ‘Damn, Luda needs to get back quick, I think I am in heat’

1Savvydiva strolls over to where she saw her sister...she sees her looking around and sneaks up on her from behind.

1SD: "HEY SIS!" she squeals and they almost knock each other over with joy. "I am so glad you could make it...how was your flight?

SexyMocha: "It was good, thank you for inviting me...girl I really needed a break, and it's nice to be home after so long!"

1SD: "Well, I don't ever get to see you anymore...I missed you girlina!" they hug again.

SM: "Um...I thought you were coming with Ideal08 and Steeltrap?"

1SD: "Oh...yeah...well, I did, but they seem to have disappeared."

SM: "Great , I have this long speech prepared and I psych myself up outside before I came in, and now I'm going to have to do it all over again."

1SD: "Sis...look, I told her that you were coming, it won't be a big deal."

SM: "NOT A BIG DEAL...Savvy, not only is she blood...she is my soror...and I slept with her boyfriend. She is supposed to be family, I don't know how she will ever forgive me!"

1SD: "She will...she HAS, she actually said she's looking forward to seeing you!" she says as she has one hand behind her back with fingers crossed

SM: "Really?"

1SD: "Really, girl...men are a dime a dozen, blood is thicker than water!"

SM: "I guess you are right...I can do this."

1SD: "YES...yes you can" as she secretly hopes she can catch Steeltrap before ST sees Sexy Mocha. She gulps down the last of her drink and wonders why it was so hard for her to tell ST that Sexy Mocha was coming. She starts to get warm and realized that she just downed her fourth drink...'I'd better slow down' she thought...............

[OneOneTwo]

Originally posted by OneOneTwo
RedefinedDiva walks towards the punch table and makes a sudden rush to the bathroom instead.

I haven't been feeling good lately. Yesterday, I almost passed out in class or feeling nauseas. And my breast feel so soft.

RedefinedDiva comes out of the bathroom and she looks at the food tray again.

Hmm... that seafood tray looks delicious. I bet that would go real good with some strawberries and grapes. Damn, where are the grapes?

RedefindedDiva runs into her girl, CT4, who just came from upstairs.

"Is this wedding going to start anytime soon?" she asked.

'It will begin soon enough, just wait. Are you doing okay? You've been acting funny?"

"I'm good, I just feel hungry."

"Yeah, you're glowing."

"What makes you think I'm glowing?"

"You look completely different in this light. Maybe it's just the shade."

"Yeah, maybe."

RedefinedDiva grabs a plateful of food and sits down and feeds her face.

After watching the wedding and socializing with a few more guest, RedefinedDiva decides that it is time to go. She gets in her car and drives back to GC University.

She notices that her car is out of gas and stops at a 7-Eleven on the way to campus. She feels her tank and she goes in to pay for gas. She decides that while she is out, that she wants to get some food for the dorm.

She drives to the nearest Albertsons and she goes in and gets a few things.

My period is late, she thinks as she is walking up and down the ailse, how can my period be late, I haven't slept with anyone.

She walks to the snack aisle and grabs some of her favorite treats.

Wait, I slept with OneOneTwo, but damn, I haven't had a man in about eight months. Hist, it would figure that the one time I decide to get me some, I get pregnant by his dumb ass. I only boned him because I was happy to see him. He can't even handle being in a relationship with me.

RedefinedDiva walks to the aisle where the contreceptions are and she walks right past the Trojans.

Why did I not make him put one of these one? But damn, he felt so good.

She walks to where the pregnancy tests are and she grabs one of them.

I already know that I am pregnant, but I want to take a test and go see a doctor just to be sure. How am I going to tell OneOneTwo? Shit, maybe it's better if I don't tell him. I don't want him around my child, and I definitely don't want my child around that damn Stephano. I see how he raised OneOneTwo and TwoOneThree. Knowing OneOneTwo, he won't be a good father and probably wouldn't give a kufc anyway.

RedefinedDiva puts the pregnancy test in her shopping cart and goes on to look for other items.

[sphinxpoet]

Originally posted by OneOneTwo
After watching the wedding and socializing with a few more guest, RedefinedDiva decides that it is time to go. She gets in her car and drives back to GC University.

She notices that her car is out of gas and stops at a 7-Eleven on the way to campus. She feels her tank and she goes in to pay for gas. She decides that while she is out, that she wants to get some food for the dorm.

She drives to the nearest Albertsons and she goes in and gets a few things.

My period is late, she thinks as she is walking up and down the ailse, how can my period be late, I haven't slept with anyone.

She walks to the snack aisle and grabs some of her favorite treats.

Wait, I slept with OneOneTwo, but damn, I haven't had a man in about eight months. Hist, it would figure that the one time I decide to get me some, I get pregnant by his dumb ass. I only boned him because I was happy to see him. He can't even handle being in a relationship with me.

RedefinedDiva walks to the aisle where the contreceptions are and she walks right past the Trojans.

Why did I not make him put one of these one? But damn, he felt so good.

She walks to where the pregnancy tests are and she grabs one of them.

I already know that I am pregnant, but I want to take a test and go see a doctor just to be sure. How am I going to tell OneOneTwo? Shit, maybe it's better if I don't tell him. I don't want him around my child, and I definitely don't want my child around that damn Stephano. I see how he raised OneOneTwo and TwoOneThree. Knowing OneOneTwo, he won't be a good father and probably wouldn't give a kufc anyway.

RedefinedDiva puts the pregnancy test in her shopping cart and goes on to look for other items.

RedefinedDiva heads to the counter and calls an old friend/enemy

*cell phone rings*

"Hello" SP
"Hey Sphinxpoet I have a problem"RD
"What's up girl long time no hear from"SP
"I might be pregnant"RD
Silence on line
"With OneOneTwo's Child"RD
"hold on while I gets my shotgun"SP
"No don't shoot him! He is about to open a record label and he can make mad money doing it"RD
"Well I can't let you sit by and have this child by yourself does he know?"SP
Click on SP's Line
"hold on"SP
"Hello"SP
"Hey Man what is going on" OneOneTwo
"MAN I AM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!! you slept with my baby cousin by 3rd daddy seperated!" SP
*dramatic music*

[OneOneTwo]

Originally posted by OneOneTwo
"Dr." Spinxpoet steps in the car and he looks at Stephano, who tilts a wine glass at him.

"You've been avoiding me... son. Are you ashamed to see your old man."

"No Dad," "Dr."Spinxpoet says uncomfortably, "I have been real busy working in the..."

Stephano slaps "Dr." Spinxpoet's face and "Dr." Spinxpoet looks back at him.

"Don't lie to me boy. I know your lazy ass ain't doing no work."

"Wait," OneOneTwo turns around and gets in on the action, "I thought you were supposed to be finishing that book I asked you to work on."

"I'll finish it when I get to it."

OneOneTwo grabs "Dr."Spinxpoet by the shirt and brings him to the front seat.

"You'll finish it when I tell you to. I want my book completed in 72 hours or else!"

"Or else what!" "Dr."Spinxpoet yells as he grabs OneOneTwo's arms and lets go.

"Or else your new home is going be a permenant one," OneOneTwo says as they drive up to a dark, haunted castle at the edge of GC, "this can be where you die, you know."

"You're full of hist!" "Dr." Spinxpoet yells. "You can do whatever you want to do to me, I ain't writing spit."

"You will finish my book dammit!"

They pull up to the castle and they get out. Stephano's goons grabs "Dr."Spinxpoet by the head and grips him in a headlock. "Dr." Spinxpoet tries to fight the goon, but he is just too much. OneOneTwo walks in front of "Dr." Spinxpoet and opens the door.

"If you don't finish my book, I can't guarantee that your 'friend' is going to know how much you love her."

The goon lets go of "Dr." Spinxpoet and pushes him inside the castle. Stephano and OneOneTwo walk in behind him as they watch MeezDiscreet hang from the ceiling like a bird in a cage.

"HELP!... HELP ME!" MeezDiscreet yells.

"MeezDiscreet!"

A tranquilizer is released and it hits MeezDiscreet in the chest and she slumps in the cage.

"Here's your pen, and some paper. The bathrooms on the left. The kitchen is one the right. Once we leave the doors will lock and you have know way out. But if you want us to wake your precious MeezDiscreet up, then you better have my book ready. We got a deal!" OneOneTwo demands as he hands "Dr." Spinxpoet the writing materials, which "Dr." Spinxpoet instantly throws on the ground. "Or, we could inform the Board at GC General that you aren't really a Dr. I'm sure you don't want that."

As Stephano and OneOneTwo share a laugh, "Dr."Spinxpoet reluctantly picks up the pad and starts writing.

RedefinedDiva heads to the counter and calls an old friend/enemy
*cell phone rings*

"Hello" SP
"Hey Sphinxpoet I have a problem"RD
"What's up girl long time no hear from"SP
"I might be pregnant"RD
Silence on line
"With OneOneTwo's Child"RD
"hold on while I gets my shotgun"SP
"No don't shoot him! He is about to open a record label and he can make mad money doing it"RD
"Well I can't let you sit by and have this child by yourself does he know?"SP
Click on SP's Line
"hold on"SP
"Hello"SP
"Hey Man what is going on" OneOneTwo
"MAN I AM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!! you slept with my baby cousin by 3rd daddy seperated!" SP
*dramatic music*

"Dr." Sphinxpoet wakes up from his nightmare and remembers that he still has a book that he is supposed to finish. But his "telepathic" abilities alert him to his cousin's new predicament.
He looks at the time and he hears MeezDiscreet get up from her tranquilizer.

"MeezDiscreet!" "Dr." Sphinxpoet yells as she takes the tranquilizer out of her chest!

"Where am I?" She asks as she looks down, "ahh!"

"Look, stay calm," "Dr." Sphinxpoet warns, "don't look down."

"Thanks alot."

They hear the door open and OneOneTwo walks in with some Burger King.

"Relax," OneOneTwo says as he places the food on the table, "I brought you guys something to eat."

"Did you buy RedefindedDiva something?" "Dr." Sphinxpoet asks, then wishes immediately that he never brought the topic up.

"What you know about RedefinedDiva? You've been reading my mind lately "Dr." Sphinxpoet?"

"Naw, I haven't."

"Don't lie to me dog, I can tell whether or not you have been probing my mind or not. And for your benefit, I have been 'thinking' about her lately, but you probably know that already."

"Have you thought about this?"

"Dr." Sphinxpoet closes his eyes and sends a vision to OneOneTwo. He shows him a current image of RedefinedDiva testing her home pregnancy kit in her home.

That will be our way out of here. "Dr." Sphinxpoet thinks to himself, if I can just manipulate his mind, I can break out of here and save MeezDiscreet.

OneOneTwo takes out a remote control and lowers the cage. He opens the cage and lets MeezDiscreet out. He takes the tranquilizer from her and he escourts her to the table.

"Sphinxpoet, come share your work with me at the table. And don't try to use your powers to try to kill me because it won't work. You know Stephano is not going to let you kill me."

"Dr." Sphinxpoet grabs the pens and pad and brings his work to the table. He looks at the cellphone he feels vibrating and sees RedefinedDiva's number on the screen.

Damn, she did call me... I wasn't dreaming.

[ladygreek]

Originally posted by ladygreek
It was time. LadyGreek and BigSisterShaft stood up and pulled off their wigs.
Excuse us sorors, we don't mean to interrupt your meeting but there is something we think you should know.

Everyone gets quiet and looks at the visiting sorors, then look at The411 who just shrugs, and then looks up at Alice/Ann to see if she is going to rule them out of order.

Alice/Ann just stands there with no reaction.

Damn, why isn't she reacting to seeing us here? BSS whispers to LG.

I don't know, but this is very strange LG whispers back. but let's keep going.

Sorors, we are here to let you know that you have been duped by a perp--yes, that is right, Alice here is a perp and we can prove it

A collective gasp goes up as The411 attaches the cell phone to her boom box and LG makes the call the the national executive director.

Vgcdelta speaking, how may I help you? her voice vibrating though the room.

Hi Vgcdelta, this is LadyGreek calling just as we discussed.

Hi LadyGreek, yes, I looked up the name you gave me--both her maiden name and her current name and we have never initiated anybody by the name of Alice DuBois or Chaucey. Whoever are whatever she is, she is NOT a Delta.

Thank you Vgcdelta. I'll let you get back to planning the regional conferences. Take care and I'll see you in Detroit.

Your welcome, LadyGreek. See you soon.

The room erupts in pandemonium.

Order, Order screams the Sgt.-at-Arms, but to no avail. As everyone rushes up to the front of the room, Alice/Ann runs out a side door into a waiting car.

Let's get the hell outta here. I had a feeling something was going to go down tonight. I'm glad I had you wait here for me.

No problem, boo laughs dardenr, as he starts the car and peels off, burning rubber.

Okay you're safe now. What happened in there?asks Dardenr

Hell if I know, replies Ann. All of a sudden these two b*tches get up and turn on a boombox and instead of music coming out there's this voice of some woman saying that there ain't never been no Delta by the name of Alice DuBois. I was like WTF!!!! Then next thang I know all these hoes start coming at me and that's when I ran out here. Dayum I wonder what kind a isht that f**kin twin of mines done got herself into. I'm sure gonna find out when we get back to the place.

Meanwhile back at the meeting all hell done broke loose

Order, order, yells the sgt-at-arms over and over again. Finally everyone settles down and looks over at the two visiting sorors.

LadyGreek tries to explain: Sorors, we are sorry to spring this on you like this. But when we found out that Alice was down here perping as a soror, we just had to find a way to expose her in a way she couldn't lie her way out of.

You see Alice was my line sister and BigSisterShaft here was our Dean of Pledges. While we were on line, Alice commited a major betrayal of BSS and in the process broke one of our most sacred codes of honor. Consequently she was depledged and barred from becoming a member. When The411 told me that she had met Alice and Alice had told her when and where she supposedly was initiated, 411 knew that was my line. What Alice didn't realize was that 411 not only knew me, but was one of my mentees.

Having known Alice the way we did, BSS and I knew that we couldn't just call one of you and tell you the story--we had to come down in person. Otherwise, Alice would have just manipulated you all into thinking we were the ones who were crazy.

Sorors, we understand and thank you for letting us know what was going on, said the chapter vice president. We do know how manipulative Alice can be. That is how she became chapter president, but that is a whole another story. Funny though, she has been acting even more strange lately and we were about to start impeachment proceedings, so you have saved us the stress of going through that.

Okay sorors, let's end this meeting properly and continue to work through this situation as we enjoy our after-meeting social. And thank you to this month's hostesses for preparing such a wonderful feast. She bangs the gavel to signal the close of the official meeting.

As LadyGreek begins to join the social hour, BSS calls home.

Dang! she says to herself as the phone just rings. Where is my man? I told that big hands, big feets nukka I would call him tonight. Why isn't his butt at home?

When all this stuff started about Alice, BSS remembered the period of mistrust she and Doggy went through and how hard it was, but they finally worked through it. But now as she hangs up the phone those feelings start rushing to the surface again.

[OneOneTwo]

Meanwhile back at the meeting all hell done broke loose

Order, order, yells the sgt-at-arms over and over again. Finally everyone settles down and looks over at the two visiting sorors.

LadyGreek tries to explain: Sorors, we are sorry to spring this on you like this. But when we found out that Alice was down here perping as a soror, we just had to find a way to expose her in a way she couldn't lie her way out of.

You see Alice was my line sister and BigSisterShaft here was our Dean of Pledges. While we were on line, Alice commited a major betrayal of BSS and in the process broke one of our most sacred codes of honor. Consequently she was depledged and barred from becoming a member. When The411 told me that she had met Alice and Alice had told her when and where she supposedly was initiated, 411 knew that was my line. What Alice didn't realize was that 411 not only knew me, but was one of my mentees.

Having known Alice the way we did, BSS and I knew that we couldn't just call one of you and tell you the story--we had to come down in person. Otherwise, Alice would have just manipulated you all into thinking we were the ones who were crazy.

Sorors, we understand and thank you for letting us know what was going on, said the chapter vice president. We do know how manipulative Alice can be. That is how she became chapter president, but that is a whole another story. Funny though, she has been acting even more strange lately and we were about to start impeachment proceedings, so you have saved us the stress of going through that.

Okay sorors, let's end this meeting properly and continue to work through this situation as we enjoy our after-meeting social. And thank you to this month's hostesses for preparing such a wonderful feast. She bangs the gavel to signal the close of the official meeting.

As LadyGreek begins to join the social hour, BSS calls home.

Dang! she says to herself as the phone just rings. Where is my man? I told that big hands, big feets nukka I would call him tonight. Why isn't his butt at home?

When all this stuff started about Alice, BSS remembered the period of mistrust she and Doggy went through and how hard it was, but they finally worked through it. But now as she hangs up the phone those feelings start rushing to the surface again.

BigSisterShaft and LadyGreek leave the meeting after socializing with their sorors. As they are walking to their car taking off them hideous wigs, they spot Alice walking to the building where the meeting is supposed to be held.

"Oh, she came back?" LadyGreek asked.

"She a bold one," Big Sister Shaft says reaching for her container of Vaseline, "let me go make sure she doesn't return."

Alice looks at the building and sees all of the Delta license plates and she immediately walks toward the building.

I have got to confront that perp once and for all. This ought to be interesting, Alice thinks to herself. Upon getting closer to the building, she recognizes Big SisterShaft and LadyGreek, damn, I don't want to walk over there with them two in the mix. They always trying to perp bust and into starting hist. They probably still think I'm perping Delta. I am so over that. Besides, I've found the sorority that was right for me anyway. But hey, I've got to be the bigger woman in this, and I'm proud of what I am. Besides, I'm here to expose my sister, not to bring up the past of the good big hands, big feet man I passed up.

Alice walks towards the ladies and her pin shines brightly on her left breast. She notices LadyGreek and Big SisterShaft walking towards her and she smiles.

[OneOneTwo]

The Professor, DoggyStyle, Dog Dog Bang Bang, Nupe4Life, Bobby Earl and MandingoNupe are sitting at the table having some drings, and sharing "married life" with the new groom.

"She's not going to get possessive man, I know Kelli," Bobby Earl is defending his woman.

"You say that now," Dog Dog Bang Bang is shedding some knowledge, "wait until football season gets here and you start crying about how Kelli won't let you do this and Kelli won't let you do that."

"I got this," MandingoNupe jumps in, "how about, when are you coming home Bobby? You been hanging with the bruhs for too long!"

"She a Delta, she know the deal," Bobby Earl jumped.

"Mine is too," Doggystyle jumps in, "but you got to know when the time is right for your frat and when the time is right for your fam. Like Jahiem said, you got to put that woman first."

All the men nod their head in agreement and they finish their round of drinks.

"But I got to get something off my chest though," Doggystyle says quickly while pounding the glass on the table.

"What's up?" The Professor asked.

"Ya'll are going to trip out when you hear this, but after I say what I got to say, ya'll going to understand why ya'll are going to be one frat brother short at your next chapter meeting."

"Oh hsit, what did TwoOneThree do now?" MandingoNupe said, listening attentively to his friend.

"Dog," Doggystyle starts.

"I'm the Dog," Dog Dog Bang Bang jumps in and everyone starts laughing again.

"No, I'm serious man. This lil' stunt that my son pulled, I expected from OneOneTwo, not TwoOneThree, and when he told me his involvement in it, it broke my heart. I beat his ass to the white meat and slapped all over the house man. I broke some furniture beating his ass."

"Damn Dog, you a little violent ain't you?" Nupe4Life commented.

"Not as violent as I'm going to be when I find OneOneTwo."

"Look, I know ya'll still mourning," Bobby Earl says, "but OneOneTwo is dead. I saw him die when Gyrl7 pushed him from the building remember? I was the one that called you. I checked his pulse and everything."

"OneOneTwo is alive. See, AKA2D'91 was calling for her sister about a week ago, but she told me that she had suspicions and then Ladea gave me the hook up as well. But when I heard from TwoOneThree's mouth how he helped him fake the whole thing."

"Man,"

Disappointment spreads through the whole table. MandingoNupe is shaking his head.

I can't believe spec went and did that, he thinks to himself.
Not TwoOneThree, Bobby Earl says.

"So when ya'll see that dead son of mine walking, ya'll give me call. I got some choice words I want to say to him. And that little kfucer owes me $7000."

[OneOneTwo]

TwoOneThree reaches from his bed for his cell phone. He dials 112 to get his brother's direct line.

"Sup Twin," OneOneTwo says picking up the phone.

"Sup," TwoOneThree responds.

"What's wrong with you?"

"Daddy beat my ass, that's wrong," TwoOneThree whines over the phone.

"You supposed to be a grown ass man, how you gonna let daddy beat your ass."

"He used a bat,"

"Oh,"

"Look man, whereever you are hiding at you might want to stay there for a while because he knows you're alive."

"Hist! He beat it out of you didn't he?"

"Man, Auntie AKA2D'91 saw us conversing she threatened to tell me."

"Wait a minute. You mean that Auntie AKA2D'91 knew I was alive all this time and you didn't tell me. Dammit I swear if you didn't look just like me I'd kufc your face up. I could have handled her just like I sent Mom to Jamaica. Speak of Mom, does she know now?"

"I don't think so, she went on a perp busting trip."

"Good. Now you stay where you are at and don't call me know damn more until I call you with the plan."

"Naw dawg, I'm messed up. Whatever you do from this point on you on your own."

OneOneTwo hangs up the phone and his face goes from Mahogany to Berry Red in six seconds. He looks at "Dr." Spinxpoet, who is still reading from his poetry book and MeezDiscreet, who is swooning over him. OneOneTwo, is thoroughly pissed off and completely thoughtless.

[OneOneTwo]

Originally posted by OneOneTwo
BigSisterShaft and LadyGreek leave the meeting after socializing with their sorors. As they are walking to their car taking off them hideous wigs, they spot Alice walking to the building where the meeting is supposed to be held.

"Oh, she came back?" LadyGreek asked.

"She a bold one," Big Sister Shaft says reaching for her container of Vaseline, "let me go make sure she doesn't return."

Alice looks at the building and sees all of the Delta license plates and she immediately walks toward the building.

I have got to confront that perp once and for all. This ought to be interesting, Alice thinks to herself. Upon getting closer to the building, she recognizes Big SisterShaft and LadyGreek, damn, I don't want to walk over there with them two in the mix. They always trying to perp bust and into starting hist. They probably still think I'm perping Delta. I am so over that. Besides, I've found the sorority that was right for me anyway. But hey, I've got to be the bigger woman in this, and I'm proud of what I am. Besides, I'm here to expose my sister, not to bring up the past of the good big hands, big feet man I passed up.

Alice walks towards the ladies and her pin shines brightly on her left breast. She notices LadyGreek and Big SisterShaft walking towards her and she smiles.

LadyGreek and Big SisterShaft walk towards her and they notice her Theta Nu Xi pin shining as the day is long.

"This chick is still into perping," LadyGreek says to her.

"That will be the first thing I snatch," Big SisterShaft.

Alice gets close to them and she asks, "have you seen my sister Ann, I need to have a word with her,"

Before Alice can finish, Big SisterShaft back hands her one real quick and Alice falls to the ground.

[OneOneTwo]

Originally posted by OneOneTwo
The Professor, DoggyStyle, Dog Dog Bang Bang, Nupe4Life, Bobby Earl and MandingoNupe are sitting at the table having some drings, and sharing "married life" with the new groom.

"She's not going to get possessive man, I know Kelli," Bobby Earl is defending his woman.

"You say that now," Dog Dog Bang Bang is shedding some knowledge, "wait until football season gets here and you start crying about how Kelli won't let you do this and Kelli won't let you do that."

"I got this," MandingoNupe jumps in, "how about, when are you coming home Bobby? You been hanging with the bruhs for too long!"

"She a Delta, she know the deal," Bobby Earl jumped.

"Mine is too," Doggystyle jumps in, "but you got to know when the time is right for your frat and when the time is right for your fam. Like Jahiem said, you got to put that woman first."

All the men nod their head in agreement and they finish their round of drinks.

"But I got to get something off my chest though," Doggystyle says quickly while pounding the glass on the table.

"What's up?" The Professor asked.

"Ya'll are going to trip out when you hear this, but after I say what I got to say, ya'll going to understand why ya'll are going to be one frat brother short at your next chapter meeting."

"Oh hsit, what did TwoOneThree do now?" MandingoNupe said, listening attentively to his friend.

"Dog," Doggystyle starts.

"I'm the Dog," Dog Dog Bang Bang jumps in and everyone starts laughing again.

"No, I'm serious man. This lil' stunt that my son pulled, I expected from OneOneTwo, not TwoOneThree, and when he told me his involvement in it, it broke my heart. I beat his ass to the white meat and slapped all over the house man. I broke some furniture beating his ass."

"Damn Dog, you a little violent ain't you?" Nupe4Life commented.

"Not as violent as I'm going to be when I find OneOneTwo."

"Look, I know ya'll still mourning," Bobby Earl says, "but OneOneTwo is dead. I saw him die when Gyrl7 pushed him from the building remember? I was the one that called you. I checked his pulse and everything."

"OneOneTwo is alive. See, AKA2D'91 was calling for her sister about a week ago, but she told me that she had suspicions and then Ladea gave me the hook up as well. But when I heard from TwoOneThree's mouth how he helped him fake the whole thing."

"Man,"

Disappointment spreads through the whole table. MandingoNupe is shaking his head.

I can't believe spec went and did that, he thinks to himself.
Not TwoOneThree, Bobby Earl says.

"So when ya'll see that dead son of mine walking, ya'll give me call. I got some choice words I want to say to him. And that little kfucer owes me $7000."

"Damn," MandingoNupe said, "well, if I see your boy, then I will definitely give you the heads up."

"Umm.. bruhs. We're at a party... my party. If that OneOneTwo fool run up in here then he knows he got one coming. But, I say we get up... flirt with a few of these pretty young thangs that are in the house tonight, and get it popping."

"Alrigh Mr. Married Man," Dog Dog Bang Bang gets up and looks for that fine girl he ran into earlier today.

All of the men disperse into the crowd and Doggystyle gets ready to go home. This fine woman in a purple dress catches his attention and his eyes follow her until she gets close to him.

"Doggy... you remember me," the woman asks.

[OneOneTwo]

Originally posted by OneOneTwo
"Dr." Sphinxpoet wakes up from his nightmare and remembers that he still has a book that he is supposed to finish. But his "telepathic" abilities alert him to his cousin's new predicament.
He looks at the time and he hears MeezDiscreet get up from her tranquilizer.

"MeezDiscreet!" "Dr." Sphinxpoet yells as she takes the tranquilizer out of her chest!

"Where am I?" She asks as she looks down, "ahh!"

"Look, stay calm," "Dr." Sphinxpoet warns, "don't look down."

"Thanks alot."

They hear the door open and OneOneTwo walks in with some Burger King.

"Relax," OneOneTwo says as he places the food on the table, "I brought you guys something to eat."

"Did you buy RedefindedDiva something?" "Dr." Sphinxpoet asks, then wishes immediately that he never brought the topic up.

"What you know about RedefinedDiva? You've been reading my mind lately "Dr." Sphinxpoet?"

"Naw, I haven't."

"Don't lie to me dog, I can tell whether or not you have been probing my mind or not. And for your benefit, I have been 'thinking' about her lately, but you probably know that already."

"Have you thought about this?"

"Dr." Sphinxpoet closes his eyes and sends a vision to OneOneTwo. He shows him a current image of RedefinedDiva testing her home pregnancy kit in her home.

That will be our way out of here. "Dr." Sphinxpoet thinks to himself, if I can just manipulate his mind, I can break out of here and save MeezDiscreet.

OneOneTwo takes out a remote control and lowers the cage. He opens the cage and lets MeezDiscreet out. He takes the tranquilizer from her and he escourts her to the table.

"Sphinxpoet, come share your work with me at the table. And don't try to use your powers to try to kill me because it won't work. You know Stephano is not going to let you kill me."

"Dr." Sphinxpoet grabs the pens and pad and brings his work to the table. He looks at the cellphone he feels vibrating and sees RedefinedDiva's number on the screen.

Damn, she did call me... I wasn't dreaming.

RedefinedDiva places the phone on the receiver.

She looks in the telephone for some doctors who may be available.

[OneOneTwo]

Originally posted by OneOneTwo
"Sup NoworNever," LegacyPBS says as she opens the door, "where would you like to go this evening?"

"Where do you want to take me?"

"I was hoping we could watch some movies and eat some popcorn and spend some time together... just the two of us."

"Boy, I don't have no popcorn, I thought you were going to take me to McDonalds."

"I'm tired of taking you to McDonalds, besides, I'm a Burger King man myself."

"You got that right, you are a Burger King."

They share a laugh as LegacyPBS steps in the door. As she closes, she sees Afro-Chic and SugarNSpice creeping at the door. NoworNever opens the door and steps out.

"Now that your nosey asses have seen my man, can you please leave us alone so we can have some privacy."

"Alright," SugarNSpice yells.

"Whoo-hoo. Go ahead with your Ronald McDonald man. Big hands and big feet it is."

SugarNSpice and Afro-Chic clap hands and run off before NoworNever can think to chase them. She shakes her head and goes back inside to entertain her guest.

"Now where was I... what kind of movies do you got."

NowOrNever and LegacyPBS have finished watching Brown Sugar, Drumline, Runteldat and Friday After Next. They look at the time and notice that it is three o'clock in the morning. Both are a little sleeping and neither wnat to get up. The room smells of the popcorn that they had been cooking all night night.

Damn I got to get up, LegacyPBS says, [i]I got to work out at seven o'clock and I can't do that with no sleep. Look at her, she's sleeping like a baby. I would wake her up, but I want her to get her rest. I hope she set her clock.

LegacyPBS picks NoworNever up and carries her to bed. When he leaves, he locks the door from the inside and closes it until it clicks. He gets ready to jog to the other end of campus to where his apartment is. He sees some of the people coming back from a masquerade.

Everyone's creeping, huh he thinks to himself.

LegacyPBS slows down and he walks ups the stairs and he enters his apartment. He steps on a note on the floor and he picks it up as he turns on the light. As he begins to read the note, he feels a hard object across his back side and a punch to the back of his head.

LegacyPBS is knocked out as the intruders enter his home and begin taking some his prized possesions.