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tld221 · #**106** 06-24-2009, 09:23 PM

^^ I felt the same way about my uniform-very few people looked good (or shapely) in their polo and khakis.

Then again, I wasn't tryna pick anyone up during work hours.

christiangirl · #**107** 06-25-2009, 03:44 AM

^^^Just this weekend, one of my patients had something to say about my girls. I thought our polos are mildly unattractive and completey unfeminine, yet he seemed to notice. The phrase went something like, "I didn't even do nothing and they still called the police on me even though we didn't even fight and...damn you got some nice titties."

Just like that. With a slight pause, but still clearly all in one sentence. Gee, aren't psych patients just swell?

sjsoffer · #**108** 06-25-2009, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by christiangirl

^^^Just this weekend, one of my patients had something to say about my girls. I thought our polos are mildly unattractive and completey unfeminine, yet he seemed to notice. The phrase went something like, "I didn't even do nothing and they still called the police on me even though we didn't even fight and...damn you got some nice titties."

Just like that. With a slight pause, but still clearly all in one sentence. Gee, aren't psych patients just swell?

sounds like he got distracted.

PrettyBoy · #**109** 06-27-2009, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by AlwaysSAI

^^^When I clog other people's toilets I just walk away.....

pshsx1 · #**110** 06-27-2009, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by AlwaysSAI

^^^When I clog other people's toilets I just walk away.....

Same here. I always hope the blame can be passed on to someone else.

And yeah, PB, I jumped when I saw the foot lol.

Dionysus · #**111** 06-27-2009, 01:20 PM

Well to solve that is to poop small amounts then flush, poop some more and then flush again...and so on.

And do a test flush, to check its strength, if it's too weak do your business elsewhere.

Psi U MC Vito · #**112** 06-28-2009, 12:53 AM

This thread is disgusting, yet funny.

Xanthus · #**113** 06-28-2009, 02:56 AM

Has anyone ever sprayed? I did that once. This was a few years ago. I had eaten Sbarro pizza, and about 15 minutes later, I had to shit bad. It went through me that quick. The bad part about it was that I was in the car when it happened. I was headed home, and I was speeding and swerving in and out of traffic trying to make it home before I shitted my pants. I couldn't make it so I stopped at a hotel, ran to the bathroom and before I could sit down, it came out like a 100mph jet stream and it sprayed all over the toilet and wall. The back part of the toilet was full of diarrhea. I relieved myself, and boy did it feel good to let it all out. I'm sure the janitor was pissed when he saw it. Hahahaa.

tld221 · #**114** 06-28-2009, 05:09 PM

^^^^ LMAO that is effin nasty!!!

but yeah, ish happens.

Dionysus · #**115** 06-28-2009, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Xanthus

Has anyone ever sprayed? I did that once. This was a few years ago. I had eaten Sbarro pizza, and about 15 minutes later, I had to shit bad. It went through me that quick. The bad part about it was that I was in the car when it happened. I was headed home, and I was speeding and swerving in and out of traffic trying to make it home before I shitted my pants. I couldn't make it so I stopped at a hotel, ran to the bathroom and before I could sit down, it came out like a 100mph jet stream and it sprayed all over the toilet and wall. The back part of the toilet was full of diarrhea. I relieved myself, and boy did it feel good to let it all out. I'm sure the janitor was pissed when he saw it. Hahahaa.

I have never done that, and have wondered how other people's shit get all over the walls, on the back of the toilet, and even on the TP like that. Now I know.

PrettyBoy · #**116** 06-29-2009, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Xanthus

Has anyone ever sprayed? I did that once. This was a few years ago. I had eaten Sbarro pizza, and about 15 minutes later, I had to shit bad. It went through me that quick. The bad part about it was that I was in the car when it happened. I was headed home, and I was speeding and swerving in and out of traffic trying to make it home before I shitted my pants. I couldn't make it so I stopped at a hotel, ran to the bathroom and before I could sit down, it came out like a 100mph jet stream and it sprayed all over the toilet and wall. The back part of the toilet was full of diarrhea. I relieved myself, and boy did it feel good to let it all out. I'm sure the janitor was pissed when he saw it. Hahahaa.

PrettyBoy · #**117** 06-29-2009, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Dionysus

I have never done that, and have wondered how other people's shit get all over the walls, on the back of the toilet, and even on the TP like that. Now I know.

this thread is killing me!!!

PrettyBoy · #**118** 06-29-2009, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Psi U MC Vito

This thread is disgusting, yet funny.

DITTO!!!!

PrettyBoy · #**119** 06-29-2009, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Dionysus

Well to solve that is to poop small amounts then flush, poop some more and then flush again...and so on.

And do a test flush, to check its strength, if it's too weak do your business elsewhere.

tld221 · #**120** 06-29-2009, 12:58 AM

^^^ Dionysus speaks truth. gotta flush and go, or you got bad business. definitely gotta check the flush.

but seriously, you have to think out the plan before you sit down. you have to say, "self, if this toilet clogs, what's my plan of attack? am i willing to stick my hand in the toilet? if it overflows, is there time to pull up my pants and flee, if i have to? will the toilet owner flip out if they find out? are there paper towels and a trash can in the restroom? do i have enough time for all of this? will i face any potential embarassment when i walk out of this bathroom? how much will i care?"

this is, of course, if you absolutely cannot wait until you get home.