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04-03-2003, 12:24 AM
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DO: Worship me. I am a goddess. And even if you think I'm not, I am.
Don't: Tickle me. It is not a turnon and will get you nowhere.
DO: Make noises. Don't hold back. They're sexy. Really.
Don't: Expect to be able to just shove it in. It takes a bit of work. And if you go soft, don't blame me.
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04-03-2003, 01:30 AM
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HAHAHA!!!!!! You all are too funny!!!!! Some really good do's and don'ts.
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04-03-2003, 01:54 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by James
(James is almost speechless)
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The same goes for me.
Y'all are cracking me up . . .
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04-03-2003, 01:59 AM
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Location: my ol' Kentucky home
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a few more....
funny how these things just come to you during the course of a day.....
don't think that just b/c we had a fight "make up sex" is all it takes to make up...
do pay special attention to the girls.....i prayed for them for so long (17 yeeeears!!!!), now you can pray to them.
DO NOT act like just b/c you have been around the block and back and up the next street that you know more about sex than i do.....sometimes, it's a gift, not a learned skill 
um....
do wake me up for a morning romp, but please have tic-tacs at the ready
and finally.......(for right now, anyway)....
don't think foreplay consists of spooning and poking me in the back with lil' buddy...it's more than that
Last edited by AlphaGamDiva; 04-29-2003 at 08:49 AM.
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04-03-2003, 02:21 AM
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Location: Northern VA & Pittsburgh PA - GO STILLERS!
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Originally posted by ilovemyglo
Do learn what and where a clitoris is----- and proceed to use your tongue on it constantly... as a matter of fact if I am in the house cooking dinner your tongue should be there!
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AMEN!
Also: DO learn to kiss... Im sorry but you need to learn how to use your tounge or you'll never make someone happy. Just dont use too much.
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04-03-2003, 02:25 AM
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it's too early in the a.m., obviously...
the hits keep coming....
this is just a little side-note for all the guys out there gettin some he*d.....
if you know that there is a strong possibility of you gettin some oral action from a/your woman, DO eat an apple or another sweet fruit before hand, and avoid the fast food...this is all, of course, if you know she takes it like a champ.
i've tried to be so subtle (kinda), and not raunchy at all....but after ppl start talking about drying out and twinkies, and jelly donuts and those damn hang-nails, i thought it would be ok for me to mention one's daily dose of fruit. help a girl out, yo's!
Last edited by AlphaGamDiva; 04-29-2003 at 08:49 AM.
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04-03-2003, 02:51 AM
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04-03-2003, 09:56 AM
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Originally posted by James
(James is almost speechless)
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that would be an f*ing miracle
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04-03-2003, 09:57 AM
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Re: a few more....
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Originally posted by AlphaGamDiva
don't think foreplay consists of spooning and poking me in the back with lil' buddy...it's more than that
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and they do this in the morning. . .WTF?!?!
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04-03-2003, 10:07 AM
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DONT tell me how you are so experienced cause you have dated an older woman....i am not impressed
DONT ask me why i cannot come as well as your ex
DONT get an attitude with me cause i dont want any...i am not here to satisfy a 'man's needs'...i hate that line that a guy gives 
DONT lure me into a sexual conversation and then argue with me cause i am not going to give you any action.
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04-03-2003, 10:14 AM
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Re: a few more....
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Originally posted by AlphaGamDiva
do pay special attention to the girls.....i prayed for them for so long (17 yeeeears!!!!), now you can pray to them.
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Ditto, lol 
This thread just keeps getting better by the minute!
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04-03-2003, 11:28 AM
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speaking of the girls. . .
don't: bite
do: flick with your tongue
don't: grab forcibly
do: massage them with your fingertips
don't: jiggle them a little
do: lightly brush them with the back of your hand
do: shower them with kisses
do: trace them with your tongue
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04-03-2003, 02:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ilovemyglo
OH NO SHE DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As for the cuddling thing, sorry, once I get off I want you off and on your side..... LET ME SLEEP DAMNIT, your sweaty body is too damn hot on me for me to get comfortable. Better yet, can you just go home so I can have all the covers and the bed to myself?
Maybe this is why I don't currently have a boyfriend!
As for the cat thing- my cat had a red eye and I convinced my mom that I had caught pink eye from him-
THAT SHIT HURT when it hits your eyes it BURNS and you cannot get the feeling gone fast enough!
Wanna really laugh???
He was 6'5" and I am 5'2" and the position we were in it had to travel the full length of my body!!!
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How could it travel the length of your body? Were you giving him a footjob?
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04-03-2003, 02:14 PM
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Originally posted by PM_Mama00
[color=deeppink]DON'T nut in my mouth when you know I don't like it. I warned you, and it WILL and DID get spit right back at you.
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Why don't you just swallow? Take one for the team.
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04-03-2003, 05:03 PM
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some people aren't comfortable with the idea
it comes with age
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