Pimp Slaps

[1savvydiva]

I wanna give a hearty pimp-slap to this couple on Divorce Court right now...her for not seeing that he is SOOOO gay, and him for not bringing his tutty-fruity arse out of the closet!!!

[Confucius]

1) I would like to pimp slap my friend for sleeping with the same two guys who don't give a crap about her.

I am sooooo sick and tired of hearing about you not knowing what you want to do and going back and forth between these drug sellin', more than two girlfriend at one time having, baby havin' mofos. Guys can see a dummy from a mile away and you are that dummy.

2) I would also like to pimp slap myself for listening to that bull everyday!

[abaici]

I want to pimp slap one of my co-workers for not realizing that I am not one of the students, but a grown a** woman!

If he says one more thing to me, he will feel my wrath! (Same guy who called one of my students fat!)

[miss priss]

Originally posted by toocute
What do you mean they lost your car? Do you have your car now??

I worked for this school...and we recieved grant monies to get computers. TMALSS, the computer I recieved was stolen from my home ONE year ago. I told them then to tell me the cost and I would reimburse the school if need be. (They cost the district $500!) They NEVER sent ANY correspondence after NUMEROUS request for a balance. The principal at the time said "don't worry about it".WEELLLLLL, now that I am not there anymore they want to charge me $1,147 for a 3-year old computer they paid $500 for originally. It's not paying for the computer that I have a problem with it is the fact that they waited a year....

Yes Pep boys lost my car! One of my vans broke down and they were responsible for picking it up (yes I watched them call the towing company). 3 weeks later I went to Pep Boys only to find out that they did not know where my car was...No I do not have my car now ----a lawsuit is pending.

I would like to pimpslap my tenant, whose rent was only $85 a month (SEC. 8 yall ) plus she was already behind on her rent $250+ and the heffa told me she sent my father-in-law a money order for $65 (it was fake yall--- she had the audacity to show me a carbon copy of a money order with no amount, date,etc.She tried to fill in the name in her handwriting!) But guess what I sold the house on her a**

[ykimber]

I wanna pimp slap the next person at work or on the street who says "you look so miserible", "are you sure you are going to make it", "you look so tired" or "I feel so sorry for you" (if you didn't know I am pregnant and have feelings)

I wanna pimp slap everyone person at work who asks me very day when are you due, I am just going to get a shirt with my due date plastered on it.

[toocute]

Originally posted by miss priss
I worked for this school...and we recieved grant monies to get computers. TMALSS, the computer I recieved was stolen from my home ONE year ago. I told them then to tell me the cost and I would reimburse the school if need be. (They cost the district $500!) They NEVER sent ANY correspondence after NUMEROUS request for a balance. The principal at the time said "don't worry about it".WEELLLLLL, now that I am not there anymore they want to charge me $1,147 for a 3-year old computer they paid $500 for originally. It's not paying for the computer that I have a problem with it is the fact that they waited a year....

Yes Pep boys lost my car! One of my vans broke down and they were responsible for picking it up (yes I watched them call the towing company). 3 weeks later I went to Pep Boys only to find out that they did not know where my car was...No I do not have my car now ----a lawsuit is pending.

I would like to pimpslap my tenant, whose rent was only $85 a month (SEC. 8 yall ) plus she was already behind on her rent $250+ and the heffa told me she sent my father-in-law a money order for $65 (it was fake yall--- she had the audacity to show me a carbon copy of a money order with no amount, date,etc.She tried to fill in the name in her handwriting!) But guess what I sold the house on her a**

I'm going to co sign on your pimp slap gurl. I can't believe they LOST your car.


@ykibmer - you are bringing back mad memories. Folks just act a fool around pregnant folks. I carried really small and a co worker told me you're WAY too small to be 7 months...you must be doing something wrong. I think I vented on the HC thread about that one. Hang in there!!!

[Dionysus]

Pimp slaps to the 80 year couple who was driving on our CAMPUS SIDEWALK as if it was a FREEWAY last night. How they did even get up there in their CAR?

Pimp slaps to the gov't for allowing people that old out on the road.

[AKA2D '91]

Pimp Slap to this parent of one of my girls. This paernt calls me on Friday evening from her second job to tell me that she was mad her child didn't make co-captain. She feels she should be placed in the leadership role when:

1. She messed up totally during the try-outs. She's been on the team 2 years...
2. She needed the music to start over when she messed up.
3. She didn't make the team
4. I had to ADD her to the team
5. She (MOM AND DAUGHTER) must have had the attitude that she MADE IT before the try-outs began.
6. Those chosen as co-captain (2) former members scoressssss were wayyyyyyyyyyy better than hers.


She gets another pimp slap for saying she understood all that, but still wanted her daughter as co-captain! NOTTTTTTTTTTT!
And another one if she thinks I could give a rat's butt if she quits the team. So freakin' what?

Dees dayum parents.

[Wonderful1908]

Pimp slaps to those who don't value education. I am a TEACHER, I am a CERTIFIED TEACHER in two states I am a good teacher, no I am a great teacher! Where is the concern for teachers? My school district gets a huge pimp slap for having recruitment signs everywhere from Houston to New Orleans and all over the city and is in the process of "excessing" teachers, to other schools. Excuse me? My department has only seven people why did we find out today what three of us are being "excessed" hello we have the second smallest department! If I wasn't a coach I would have been one of the three, I mean if we have seven people with cramped classes who are barely making it work, how are four people gonna do it? There is a bill in the legislature now being suggested that to fire a teacher you don't need due process. We already don't make enough money, we are dealing with kids who have the critical thinking skills of paste, we lie to them and tell them they are smart because the testing standards are so low a moron could pass, and we wonder why our country is the way it is. Bush wants to spend $75 million, excuse me I mean billion on a pointless war, just pour a fraction of that into educational salaries, and let those responsible for educating America do their jobs. No child left behind............please!!! Can I get the greekchat teachers to join me in a pimp slap!

[AKA2D '91]

*slap*

[Ideal08]

*slap*

[lil_sunshine]

Can I join in with mine pimp stick w/ salt? Or should I stick to my usual bone jiggling?

[Sahara]

*slap*

I'm teaching students who want to be teachers, and I really want to pimp slap most of them! There are some spoiled, immature, so & so's up in here!! These students hand in papers that are illegible and have the nerve to be upset when they don't get an A. Others who don't show up to class (and don't get notes from others) have the nerve to email me compaining that they don't understand what's going on.

THANK GOD for the few in my class that I truly believe will be great teachers!!

When I look at the mess our government makes of the educational system, I see why there are only a few of these people.

[Dionysus]

Who ISN'T a teacher over here?

[abaici]

SLAP!!!!!