Top questions people ask you

[PhiPsiRuss]

Originally posted by James
How come you only make love to me from behind? Don't you want to see my face?

Your face, your ass, whats the difference Honey?

Ah, original humor. But not from James. Haven't heard much from Andrew "Dice" Clay in a while.

[pheenix]

What do you do?
Are you seeing anyone?
Could you help me do this?

[hottytoddy]

Originally posted by DGqueen17
Why are you so beautiful?

Can we get married?

What color Mercedes should I buy you?

Is 3 carats big enough?

I get these a lot to. ARRGH!! So annoying! It's gotten really old.

[DGqueen17]

I think that we are TWINS!

[hottytoddy]

Originally posted by DGqueen17
I think that we are TWINS!

Either that or we are living in some kind of parallel universe.

[AOX81]

So when are you having kids?

[bluefish81]

Most common questions that I'm asked are:
Bekah, is that short for Rebekah? (No, it's short for something else, duh)
And whenever I'm around family, I get asked either...
Where's your boyfriend? or Why aren't you seeing anyone?

[BaylorBean]

You are in a sorority? Really? I just can't see it.



The most annoying question happens to be this series of ones:

Q: So you are a graduate student? What do you study?
A: Cancer Genetics
Q: Oh so you're going to cure cancer?
A: ummm not really
Silence
Q: Well when will you graduate?
A: Never

[ztabchbum]

Why did you major in English if you're not going to teach?

Are you happy?

Why did you buy that car?

*those all come from my parents and they drive me INSANE!


And my friend Carlos always asks me:
Are you married yet?
Why not?

[honeychile]

*Are you a natural redhead? (probably the quickest way to get on my wrong side - I didn't put up with years of childhood abuse for nothing!!!)

*When are you getting married?

*Are you going to move to Chicago?

[smiley21]

for me:

1) are you in high school?
2) are you really in college?
3) are you mixed with someting?
4) (something that sound like): how can you be 21 and look so young?

[_Opi_]

1) Where are you from?
My answer: right here damnit!

[Rio_Kohitsuji]

Are you really in a sorority?
- For some reason, no one believes that I of all people would go Greek.

Are you still dating that one guy that no one liked?
---or----
Are you still dating that frat boy?

Are those natural highlights or fake?
-- I have really blond natural highlights in the summer..can't help it.

[gphiangel624]

Are you even old enough to work here? (Happens a lot in my
bar, most frequently when I card those who JUST TURNED 21)

Is your hair naturally red? (Yes, it turns blonde in the summer!)

So, you can't smell it when I fart, right? (Guy response when they find out I have no sense of smell)

--or--

So, do you wear perfume? (Girl response when they find out I have no sense of smell)

Does your sorority have naked pillow fights?

Do you have a boyfriend? Why not? (i HATE that!)