Things you want to say

[tridelta4ever]

TGIF...that's all I have to say. What a week it has been.

Assclown...ha ha. That's my new favorite word, AXOLiz. I seriously cannot believe that dork is a father. It should be a crime!!

Cream, you have to figure out a way to see that page. It is so damn funny. Maybe one of us can cut and paste and email it to you. Let me know if that's what you want me to do. It's a "must see"...

Well, I may be having a few more rants and vents today seeing that a ton of people have pissed me off and the work day isn't even over yet. SAD!

[KSigkid]

Originally posted by AXOLiz

And if you think that's gross, you should've seen the website he made to the girlfriend he had before me. He proposed to her too, after she got pregnant. She was "on the pill," so god knows how that happened! I think he deleted it, but he had that up right after I told him to kiss my grits. He rewrote the lyrics to Creed's "With Arms Wide Open." Not only was it gross, but it didn't even make sense. It was some jacked-up BS with the word "daughter" thrown in randomly. Now that I think about it, there was a poem on there too, basically revolving around how much he loved (having sex with) his girlfriend and how he wanted to be (having sex) with her FOREVER. Sadly his new girlfriend is an improvement - the last one was complete Jerry Springer trailer trash, and not to be mean to an innocent party, but DAMN that baby got beat with an ugly stick.
Liz

That is one of the funniest things I've ever seen - You could start writing rants for Dennis Miller.

Collin

[lionlove]

About that website: wow!!! That poem is about the worst.

My rants...
To my EX best friend:
remember in high school when you kept telling me I had no future while you claimed that Harvard wanted you bad?

Well guess who now attends an excellent liberal arts college while you got rejected from every college but one where you ended up dropping out of and becoming a babysitter. hee hee hee

To my EX best friend part II...
what makes you think I should forgive you for logging onto my AIM screename, IMing everyone on my buddy list telling them what a bitch I am and then calling my boyfriend to tell him lies about me? And the excuses "I don't care what your friends think", "In the spirit of Sept. 11, you should forgive me" and "I just got out of the mental hospital" don't work with me.

[XO_Princess]

Originally posted by AXOLiz

Oh, and since I'm sure at least a few of you are curious and I'm in a petty mood, here's the website of the jackass who tried to get in my pants. Again. It's dedicated to the love of his life, Miss Ogilvie Home Perm 1987. Be sure to check out the poem, just wait at least an hour after eating to do so.

http://valium.drunkinbear.com/

Enjoy, and I officially claim that I am in no way responsible for anything that may occur as a result of posting the link.

A HA HA HAHAHAHA!! That is the weirdest thing I have ever seen..but a good laug hfor my boring day...all I want to know is: why is there a picture of Buffy on the website??

[XO_Princess]

Originally posted by lovelyivy84
AXOLiz


and he's got a kid too? he's a baby daddy? Ah hell no.

ROFLMAO...baby daddy-that word cracks me up!! You guys really make my day, can I just say that?

[lifesaver]

That site is SAD. Can I share with yall MY favorite part?

“If I had to choose a pleasure, kissing you is what I’d do,
It’s the most wonderful thing, next to being with you…”

I am dying over here. Who wrote that? An 8th grader?

Couple of observations about the happy couple;

Her
Why is it when I look at her pict, all I see the chick that Steve Buscemi hooked up with in Fargo (The francis McDormand scene "So you were having sex withthe little fella then?")

Him
The hair? No, Sugar Ray is not looking for a lead singer. The position has been FILLED. Thanks for your application. We'll keep it on file. Should anything open up, we'll call you.

Who takes a photo in a mall parking lot. It was staged or else he wouldnt have that stupid grin on. So What, he was like, "Hey I need a current photo. Why dont I run over to the Wards parking lot and snap one. Sounds like a nice place."

Web developer? Hes gonna advertise that hes not even good at what he does.

Gotta love the entry: "Degree(s): none."
Why dont we add another field. Ask "How would others describe you?" He could fill in "Self styled Asstard."

The part that chaps my ass is that they have found love and will probably breed. I cant even get a second date. WHERE IS THE JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD????
I totally dig that 100 people have visited his site and are slamming is stupid ass and he has noidea. How funny will it be the next time he goes in for maintenance on the site and hi scounter shows 500 hits for today and yesterday. Hed be like WTF? I must rock!

[amycat412]

Originally posted by lifesaver
That site is SAD. Can I share with yall MY favorite part?
The part that chaps my ass is that they have found love and will probably breed. I cant even get a second date. WHERE IS THE JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD????

Seriously. Me too.

There is no justice.

Sigh.

Amy

[AXOLiz]

I have NEVER laughed this hard in my life (not sober, at least)!!!! Yall are the BEST!!! hahaha.

I don't know what I ever saw in that fuckwit. Seriously. But he made me realize that standards are a good thing to have, especially when a loser wants to attach himself to your leg because he's got no job and no one else who'll support his dumb ass.

I think it was desperation - after all, I've spent 3 and a half years now at an engineering school. While I can never quite get enough of the guys wearing capes and plastic derby hats around campus, I just do not find Saturday nights a fine time to play Dungeons and Dragons.

God I'm glad to be greek.

Oh, and about the loser-ass couple that "found love," he moved in with her after 2 weeks. Chances are, it's not love that they found.

Liz

[PKTSU01]

NAA: Got scared when i told you what I did? About how I felt? Be honest with yourself now, you regret the decision you made back then. you didnt let yourself care, and that was your downfall, because I can STILL affect you with my words. And you still care, despite never admitting it.

LAL: Ya know, I remember telling you that you'll never EVER be able to have anyone really love you until you realize that love sometimes equals sacrificing of yourself so that someone else will be happy. I could make that sacrifice, you never could. Stop expecting you to be the only one who is happy, as if that is the only thing that matters. Your childish attitude and selfishness is going to get your nothing but hurt. enjoy it.

MJMD - You knew the line, crossed it and no going back from there. You fucked up trust. It'll come back to you, enjoy it.

MMR- Stop lying so fucking much. Realize that people love you for who you are, not for the front you put up. Don't concentrate on being proud of the fact that you know popular people. Realize you're ok as is, don't pretend to be what you aren't. it didn't work then, and sure as hell doesn't now.

EMLG - He's wrong for you, if ya believe the fate thing, you know what the right decision is, and you'll know where you end up. Pack a winter jacket

PKT- So much for gratitude. I did the work, you reap the benefits, and 2 or 3 said thanks man. Fuck ya'll, except the few with class.
It went from pure to regular, have fun with your little group.

SB- So much for being a good little. You'll never be as good a drummer as me, so don't even attempt your weak ass beats. Oh yeah, you have the character of a wet mop. ya may hook up a lot, but your own "friends" laugh their asses off at your intellect. Nice tradeoff huh?

JSA and EJS- We all know you walked into a great situation cause of me, because no one else would have even given you the chance. I MADE your college career what it was, and you know this is the case, once again, no thanks coming at me. Which is cool, cause you never changed even when given the chance.

MJA- Again, you got your position because you were qualified, yet it never occured to you that your immediate success was cause of me? For someone with a 3.8 , you are one blind dumbass.

All of B9 - Ya should have followed instead of excluding. You are all truly weak spirited individuals.

MABA- I'm sorry i hurt you. You were really just in a bad place at the totally wrong time. i know you understood, but I still do feel and probably always will feel bad about the whole thing. That showed me that good people get the shaft. Its no wonder I've turned into such an asshole, yet have more success, go figure.

TMB and ABH - Neither of your realized what you had in front of you and are STILL confused about who you are, where you are going, and who really does love you. They've been there the whole time if you ever stopped to take notice.

KJA - You have So much potential. heed your own advice though. Let him go, he'll be holding you back in a few years, you want different things, you are different people now then when you were back in college.

The L family - thanks for treating me like a son whenever you saw me. Thanks for thinking I had even marginal talent, putting me in to play with musicians I had no business being on the same stage with at the time. I didn't realize it then, but all of that has pushed my life in a different, more fulfilling direction. So I thank you all for that.

Whew..I feel better.

[deltaphi94]

OK, ya'll... I've got a couple.
To my ex...

I only speak to you because we share a child. I DO NOT want to hear about your life. I could care less. All you need to contact me about is the well being of your son. As if I think you actually care. Just pay your child suuport and face the facts. We are done. We were done a LONG LONG time ago. I have moved on. For Pete's sake, I remarried. That should tell you something.

To my in-laws....

I only visit because I have to. I don't enjoy sitting there while you all relive the youths that I can't relate to. Do it on your own time when I'm not there to suffer through it.

and to my my husband...

"I don't know" is NOT an acceptable answer to a YES or NO question!

I could go on, but I think I'll stop here.

[AGDLynn]

To my hubby...

I past my 29th birthday a couple of years ago ( so I want an adult car, not a wind-up toy...

Wait a minute, I did tell him that... And yes, he still loves me..I let him have his motorcycle.

[Peaches-n-Cream]

AXOLiz - THANK YOU! I finally got to see it! That site is the funniest thing that I have ever seen. I am going to have fun with that poem. That's a classic!
"The connection I feel is to you is like one words can’t explain,
It’s like our two bodies and souls are actually one in the same"
Between the two of them, they share one brain.

[newbie]

This is awesome, I have had a crappy day and need an outlet to rant! Sorry, this post will probably be my meanest ever on GC. I am just frustrated as hell right now.

*Most names mentioned have been changed*

Mom and Dad - I hate how you guys want me to go to a "top" school and feel shitty there. I hate how you have all these f-ing expectations for me. i hate how I've been brought up in this high-pressured environment. I hate how you don't care if your daughter ends up sad or happy at her future college. You only care about academic rep. HOW SAD. Really. Dammit. I hella wanna go to this college now, and you guys think it's hilarious or something. I hate that you don't want me to be happy in my future. You think being a doctor's great? OK, so how about if your daughter hates med school or hates accounting/business, etc. so much that she goes home every day tired and angry? I hate how comparisons between me and my big sis never, ever end. Give it up; I will never be my sister, and to be honest, I'm GLAD! I don't wish to be my sister. I would rather be exciting than practical. So I'm a rebel. I'm sorry that I'm not the daughter that you wish I was. But please be accepting of that and love me just the same. I always feel that you all love my sister much more than me. And that hurts. Big time. And Dad, would you please help Mom around the house so youi all don't end up always fighting? I'm so sick of hearing the common fights you guys have. I need something stable in my life right now. I don't have it. I wanted that "something-stable" to be you guys. But, nope. Guess I have to look elsewhere.

My (biological) sister - I love you very much, but sometimes you really disappoint me. You aren't always there for me when I need you. I need some support right now in this stage of my life, but I feel that I can't really count on you all the time. I also am sad that our parents judge my worth, so many times, based on how YOU were at my age. Can you ever shed your angel wings? I know you haven't always been an angel, but it seems like it. Makes me look like a devil compared to you.

Tina - I can't believe that whenever I call you to ask for advice lately, you've been nothing but an ass about it. Thanks; I care a lot for you and always listen to you, but when I desperately need an ear you are too tired? Thanks dude. Thanks a lot.

My high school - you know, you better do something about this horrible environment that you have. It's nothing except "Ohmigod! I only got a 1490! Ohmigod! How am I gonna get into Harvard now? I'm so stupid! Yeah, I have a 4.8 GPA but so what? I need a 1600!" WTF. This HS is nothing but a cutthroat, you-survive-or-else environment. Do you give a rat's ass if someone struggles or gets less than that "horrible" 1490?! Ughhhhhhhhhhh.

Angela - please stop bragging about all your achievements to everyone. We know you got into Stanford, we know your great GPA, and your perfect SATs. That's great...but we're not all as smart as you... don't try to pull people down when they're already stressed out.

My ex boyfriend - I'm sorry that we broke up. I still love you, as stupid as that sounds. I miss you. But I can't be with you right now, as it wouldn't help you either to be with me, when I myself am so messed up right now. You will always be my first love. Thank you for teaching me how to love, for being there for me even when I wasn't always there for you, and for just being you. You are too great for words. (yes, yes, cheesy....so, I haven't told him yet.)

Caitlin (this is her real name) - thanks for being such a wonderful best friend. You make Kappa Alpha Theta proud!!! Thank you for being there even when I start bitching, thank you for teaching me that it's OK to be sad sometimes, thank you for being the bestest friend that anyone could be. I wish that you were my older sister!

Patrick - get off your high horse. So you're now too good for your "less-smart" friends? Thanks, buddy. Hope you go to where you wanna go for college, but realize that you seriously ain't all that.

[AGDLynn]

Here's a hug and a smile from Georgia...

[newbie]

Originally posted by AGDLynn
Here's a hug and a smile from Georgia...

Thanks for being such a sweetheart, AGDLynn!