How not to write a personal ad...

[christiangirl]

I.....I....um....

Please tell me he's joking....*reads further*....okay, he's joking. But he didn't write anything real really....

About Me: My hobbies are 1) running over squirrels with my moms car 2) wearing pantyhose 3) lighting kittens on fire 4) bangin chicks over 65 and getting their social security check money 5) farting in front of old people cause they do it right?


i like big girls, i can not lie. if you need a man baby im that guy! up in the club V.i.P
big girls everywhere and they're lovin me. yeah i wanna sandwhich ill take two! put it in the kitchen they know what to do
big girl big job big salary...big girls dont care bout calories!!!!

FOUR WORDS NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR: There is no food.

I wonder if anyone can take a jokek??

First Date: You come over. hand me all of your withdrawn savings-cash only duh! You get bent over and worked. I zip up and say "dismissed ho". You leave. I get hammered and call 3 months later. LOOK I AM ONLY KIDDING.. THOUGHT IT WOULD SPIKE A SMILE...BUT ON THE REAL MAYBE GO EAT, PLAY SOME POOL, DARTS, BOWLING, WORKOUT..

ETA: And another one likes seeing "natural wonders like the Taj Mahal." Why do these people keep ending up in MY search results???

[christiangirl]

Woooooow. So this one's response to my being a "woman of faith" is saying that he goes to church and knows his Word, too. The evidence? He used a passage from Genesis to explain why he deserves sex before he agrees to commit.

[AGDee]

*bump* I think she's talking about this one.

[33girl]

Originally Posted by DrRuth

Just go out with him. Give the dude a chance. What's it going to hurt? I don't see how it could be any worse than that hockey prick you were dating.

Well, he obviously has no writing or language skills. That's for starters.

If a girl wrote that ad, would YOU date HER? Seriously???