How not to write a personal ad...

[Shawn Mack]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

New guy:

Well for a first date. I would like to meet and greet. Because you need to see if you like each other first. Before you go out spending all of your money and time. Some women feel the man should have to pay for everything. That's not cool. Some women like to go out and spend your money . But the hole time don't even like you. I like to meet and greet. And if we have a second date we go from there. Because i like kids. But i don't play. Only time can tell what's going to happen next.I don't like when a lady play games and try to make you wait hella long before you make love. I don't do friends first. I like takeing long walks to the bed. Just keeping it real. : o). If we go on 3 dates and nothing happens. It won't be a 4th date. I like to keep a long story short. I like to test drive the car before i buy it.Bet all the men put lies up on there profile. But i'm keeping it real. If we fall in love and get married that's a good thing. Hope you find what you looking for. Good luck. ;o)

No. I don't think. We're a good fit. Because you sound. Not my type.

He wrote a msg that said, "call me at 123-456-7890." I wrote back "No, thanks."

ETA: Aaaand the oh-so mature response:

Ok big girl! I had a lot of cupcake and ice cream for you! How much you weight 300 pounds? All I wanted to do is hit and run. Have a nice life big girl!

Verily, I say unto you--->

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Don't worry about the haters, there just mad cause you wont give them the time or day. Hi my name is shawn and i know we don't know eatch other yet, but you seem relly cool and down to earth. To me it seems like, your just looking for the right person to settle down with. Trust me there's a million people in this world and only one that is right for you. Im hopping in time, i will be that one. I know its hard to say if you even like me or not, maybe you want to see how i look ? If so we can exchange facebook pages or even plenty of fish if you have either of those. Most people have facebook now my grandma has one. (LOL) but im hopping your having some kind of luck with dating out in this california world. Its so many nice people that i meet in my city Sacramento Ca, and i love it out here. I don't know were your from but that just a little bit about me. Im currently working and being single isn't always fun. i go home to an empty house, just me and my lilttle pup i call him snugbug, he's all i got for now. I know one day i will be blessed with someone special that is not full of games and wants to be treated like a lady should. Life is short so i better end this now, but i saw a post of yours and thought that i would introduce myself to you in hopes that you would at least email me back so we can talk. and sorry for all the rude, ubnoxious, jerks that you seem to come across.

Your new friend shawn. Hope to hear from you soon!!

[Regina.George]

Originally Posted by Shawn Mack

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Don't worry about the haters, there just mad cause you wont give them the time or day. Hi my name is shawn and i know we don't know eatch other yet, but you seem relly cool and down to earth. To me it seems like, your just looking for the right person to settle down with. Trust me there's a million people in this world and only one that is right for you. Im hopping in time, i will be that one. I know its hard to say if you even like me or not, maybe you want to see how i look ? If so we can exchange facebook pages or even plenty of fish if you have either of those. Most people have facebook now my grandma has one. (LOL) but im hopping your having some kind of luck with dating out in this california world. Its so many nice people that i meet in my city Sacramento Ca, and i love it out here. I don't know were your from but that just a little bit about me. Im currently working and being single isn't always fun. i go home to an empty house, just me and my lilttle pup i call him snugbug, he's all i got for now. I know one day i will be blessed with someone special that is not full of games and wants to be treated like a lady should. Life is short so i better end this now, but i saw a post of yours and thought that i would introduce myself to you in hopes that you would at least email me back so we can talk. and sorry for all the rude, ubnoxious, jerks that you seem to come across.

Your new friend shawn. Hope to hear from you soon!!

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. ChristianGirl, you need to get right on this one.

[KSig RC]

Originally Posted by Shawn Mack

Im hopping in time

YOU ARE RABBIT DR. WHO, YOU ARE HOLY SHIT

[AnotherKD]

Originally Posted by KSig RC

YOU ARE RABBIT DR. WHO, YOU ARE HOLY SHIT

I just saw this and spit my coffee out because I laughed so hard.

It's not the first time that's happened while reading something on GC, but I'll be damned if it wasn't the hardest.

[IrishLake]

Originally Posted by Shawn Mack

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Don't worry about the haters, there just mad cause you wont give them the time or day. Hi my name is shawn and i know we don't know eatch other yet, but you seem relly cool and down to earth. To me it seems like, your just looking for the right person to settle down with. Trust me there's a million people in this world and only one that is right for you. Im hopping in time, i will be that one. I know its hard to say if you even like me or not, maybe you want to see how i look ? If so we can exchange facebook pages or even plenty of fish if you have either of those. Most people have facebook now my grandma has one. (LOL) but im hopping your having some kind of luck with dating out in this california world. Its so many nice people that i meet in my city Sacramento Ca, and i love it out here. I don't know were your from but that just a little bit about me. Im currently working and being single isn't always fun. i go home to an empty house, just me and my lilttle pup i call him snugbug, he's all i got for now. I know one day i will be blessed with someone special that is not full of games and wants to be treated like a lady should. Life is short so i better end this now, but i saw a post of yours and thought that i would introduce myself to you in hopes that you would at least email me back so we can talk. and sorry for all the rude, ubnoxious, jerks that you seem to come across.

Your new friend shawn. Hope to hear from you soon!!

Sadly, Shawn Mack has been around for a while, macking on allllll the hot honies in GC!!!!!!!

[Shawn Mack]

Originally Posted by IrishLake

Sadly, Shawn Mack has been around for a while, macking on allllll the hot honies in GC!!!!!!!

Long as there hot, cause i need someone to warm me up
now take that pic down, your making my dog have a bowl movement..

[IrishLake]

Originally Posted by Shawn Mack

Long as there hot, cause i need someone to warm me up
now take that pic down, your making my dog have a bowl movement..

Which bowl, exactly?

or

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by IrishLake

Which bowl, exactly?

or

lol
That's so cute.

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by Shawn Mack;2053266 [B

Trust me there's a million people in this world and only one that is right for you. Im hopping in time, i will be that one.[/B] !!

Dead.