What's the funniest thing a non-greek has ever said to you?

[SKEEphistAKAte]

Just yesterday, I found out that this chick I know got herself blacklisted (don't ask). She says "I learned my lesson. I'm content without having letters on my chest."

My response "Well, you pretty much have to be content seeing as how you're blacklisted and all "

She called me a jerk. *shrugs shoulders*

[skeeliteful]

^^^

Like Malcolm X once said "Blame the truth and not me for telling it".

[DSTdimepiece]

more annoying than funny

I know this woman from an org we are both in. She proceeds to tell me how I made the wrong choice and how 19** was better and goes on and on. I just look at her. when she finishes I state, get some letters before you tell me who's the best and I K.I.M

[FeeFee]

Originally posted by DSTdimepiece
more annoying than funny

I know this woman from an org we are both in. She proceeds to tell me how I made the wrong choice and how 19** was better and goes on and on. I just look at her. when she finishes I state, get some letters before you tell me who's the best and I K.I.M

Bad move on her part. Your response was on point.

[enigma_AKA]

In reference to one of our neos, who is *still* in a pink and green haze (KIM her line crossed November 20th):

Random girl---"So, do you HAVE to wear pink and green in order to be an AKA?" She was serious as all get out, too.

I almost answered "Yep " but I knew that would be equally foolish. I just winked and told her "it takes more than colors to be a woman of Alpha Kappa Alpha".

Also--due to our constantly getting bags and other goodies from regionals, clusters and Boule, we are always sporting a new bag, keychain, sweatshirt, etc. So my chapter is constantly bombarded with "Damn. Does everything come in pink and green and with the letters A, K and A?"

Jokey answer: "Yep."
Serious answer:"Yep"

enigma_AKA

[Rain Man]

When I was a neo and was wearing my APO letters, some guy stepped up to me, saw my letters, and asked, "Whaddareya, part Alpha and part Que?"

So I answered his inane question with an equally inane answer:

"Yep." And I K.I.M.

[marquise1911]

Originally posted by Rain Man
When I was a neo and was wearing my APO letters, some guy stepped up to me, saw my letters, and asked, "Whaddareya, part Alpha and part Que?"

So I answered his inane question with an equally inane answer:

"Yep." And I K.I.M.

***Dead***

[marquise1911]

Last night at a fashion show I was in (I do model), at the end of the show me and another bruh who's also a model were taking a picture. Some random guy jumps in our picture and says. "Let a future brother get in. You know I look like one anyway."

We both looked at him like he had just set himself on fire. Luckly a female model came and grabbed him before we "mollyhopped" him...lol!

[SKEEphistAKAte]

Originally posted by marquise1911
Last night at a fashion show I was in (I do model), at the end of the show me and another bruh who's also a model were taking a picture. Some random ass guy jumps in our picture and says. "Let a future brother get in. You know I look like one anyway."

We both looked at him like he had just set himself on fire. Luckly a female model came and grabbed him before we "mollyhopped" him...lol!

I'm going to show GC what I'm working with by clicking here

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by SKEEphistAKAte
I'm going to show GC what I'm working with by clicking here

CTFU!!! I <3 you.

[mulattogyrl]

Originally posted by SKEEphistAKAte
I'm going to show GC what I'm working with by clicking here

CTHU

[FeeFee]

Originally posted by SKEEphistAKAte
I'm going to show GC what I'm working with by clicking here

Soror, I *heart* you.

[marquise1911]

Ya wanna see me???

[KAPPAtivating]

Originally posted by SKEEphistAKAte
I'm going to show GC what I'm working with by clicking here

Nice pics SKEEphis...your man is EXTRA lucky!

[mulattogyrl]

Originally posted by marquise1911
Ya wanna see me???

Ummmm, yes, where's the pics?