Least Favorite Christmas Carol

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by 33girl
LMAO at GP's Dan Fogelberg distaste. Where the heck does he live that he buys a 6 pack at the liquor store? (unless he means a 6 pack of Thunderbird bottles, which makes the song almost cool)

Due to the ever-earlier pimping of the season I hate pretty much every Christmas song except church stuff (in church) and Sleigh Ride, but Santa Baby by Madonna will be what they play continually in the eighth circle of hell if I end up there.

Although I was privileged to be present at the debut of a new song by a local songwriter called "Merry F&*#ing Christmas." Yes, this is as good as it sounds, and I wish I had a recording of it.

The.Dan.Fogelberg.Song.Is.On.The.Music.At.My.Store .

I am going to gouge my eyes out with a stiletto.

Also I finally downloaded this Dominick the Donkey thing and it's ridiculous.

[Rain Man]

Originally posted by Hootie
I know I'm gonna get boo'ed off the board for this one, but I HATE "12 Days of Christmas" or whatever the heck that song is.

I can't stand it, can't stand it, can't stand it. It's even worse when the radio station plays the crappy "I hate Christmas" version of it...where children are screaming and men are screaming and babies are crying and the lights don't work etc. URG! It's like they play that right before Christmas just to piss everyone off that has to go out into the malls and so that mood just lingers with them and then they take it out on me when they can't find what they want because they've procrastinated too long~ but that's a whole different retail Christmas story!

For the record, the song is called "The Twelve Pains of Christmas" performed by The Bob Rivers Comedy Group, and I absolutely LOVE that song! I was laughing my butt off when I heard that song, and look forward to whenever my radio station plays it (WSNY-Sunny 95, Columbus, Ohio).

I also love Blue Christmas by Seymour Swine (Porky Pig under a different name)

Songs I hate.

Jingle Bells barked by dogs.

Jingle Bells "sang" by a laughing guy.

Santa Baby by Madonna (Eartha Kitt is THE ONLY one who should be legally permitted to sing that song. She is the best!!)

Santa Claus is Coming To Town, if performed by anyone other than the Jackson 5 or The Pointer Sisters

O Holy Night by anyone other than Mariah Carey (I love how she hits the ultra-high notes).

[jharb]

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
Also I finally downloaded this Dominick the Donkey thing and it's ridiculous.

Jiggety Jig HEE HAW! The Italian christmas donkey!

It's on right now, I can hear the TKE house from my office!

[norcalchick]

Any of the ones Jessica Simpson sings. She sounds horrible! She's trying way too hard and trying to be too sexy with that whispery thing she does.She also over ennuciates (Sp?) words. Like Santa Clause. She says it Santa Clows.

[tnxbutterfly]

Originally posted by norcalchick
Any of the ones Jessica Simpson sings. She sounds horrible! She's trying way too hard and trying to be too sexy with that whispery thing she does.She also over ennuciates (Sp?) words. Like Santa Clause. She says it Santa Clows.

I saw a tv commercial advertising her new christmas album and also poked myself in the eye with a rusty butter knife

My least favorite song would be Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

[abaici]

That Bing Crosby/David Bowie song creeps me out!

[MiamiADPi]

Originally posted by DWAlphaGam
What? No one mentioned "Dominic the Christmas Donkey"? WORST CHRISTMAS SONG EVER!!!

"...Hee haw, hee haw, it's Dominic the Donkey..." I can't stand it!!!! And for whatever reason, the radio stations back home love to play it every couple of hours during their insane holiday music marathons. it drives me crazy!

[mmcat]

grandma got run over by a reindeer.
ditto the dogs, add in a few chipmunk carols.

[aephi alum]

I like most carols. It's the other Christmas songs I can't stand...

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Most wonderful time of the year
Jingle bell rock
Santa baby
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Santa Claus is coming to town
Have yourself a merry little Christmas

AUGH!!!

Most of the local radio stations alternate regular pop music with Christmas music between Thanksgiving and Christmas. One station (which I usually like) is playing ONLY Christmas music, 24/7. Looks like I got my iPod just in time... while ya'll are learning all about Grandma getting run over by a reindeer, I'll be listening to 3 Doors Down.

"Feliz Navidad"

[Optimist Prime]

there is a "country" (quotes because Hank Williams would turn over in his grave if heard it) song called "Leroy the redneck reindeer" or something god awful like that. Cristmas Time is Here from Charlie Brown plays all the time at work, so I hate that one the most right now.

[carnation]

Oh. No.

My least favorite carol actually came on tonight. 94.9 has started playing some Christmas music and I turned on the radio just in time , BOOOOOO! to catch the first lines. The family is laughing at me.

My husband thinks that stupid line about scary ghost stories refers to A Christmas Carol....

[UofISigKap]

Originally posted by MiamiADPi
Originally posted by DWAlphaGam
What? No one mentioned "Dominic the Christmas Donkey"? WORST CHRISTMAS SONG EVER!!!

"...Hee haw, hee haw, it's Dominic the Donkey..." I can't stand it!!!! And for whatever reason, the radio stations back home love to play it every couple of hours during their insane holiday music marathons. it drives me crazy!

BWAAAAHAHAHA! My mom adores that song and turns it up every time it's on. I actually can't help but laugh every time I hear it because it's such an absurd song! I'm so hearing the HeeHaw HeeHaw in my head right now.

[33girl]

Maybe it's the fact that I have had a couple beers but I am laughing very loudly at this thread. I want to hear the Dominic the Donkey song.

[honeychile]

In all seriousness, if I ever truly go for the one way ticket to Hotel Silly, "Dominick the Donkey" will probably be playing in the background! Words cannot describe how much I hate that song!!