Britney gets divorced!

[jitterbug13]

After reading this story:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061110/...e_shar_jackson

I'm thinking if this was really part of a master plan.

KFed's broke and Shar's not making much from Moesha syncation royalties. Kevin notices Britney has the hots for him and devises a plan to get her $$$$.

KFed leaves Shar temporary and gets with Brit. They get married, knowing that regardless, he (and Shar) are about to get paid.

Now that Brit has saw the light of day, he figures he will get full custody to get the money rolling (for at least the next 18 years). Shar winds up back in the picture and they don't have to work again because they are living off of Brit's $$$$.

I probably though too much about this.

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by jitterbug13

I probably though too much about this.

Yeah. Pretty much.

[ASUADPi]

Although as stupid as Britney is sometimes with the choices she makes about her children, I do believe that she does have her sons best interest at heart. I think a lot of her stupidity comes with age and the fact that she was thrown into the spotlight at such a young age and it seemed like she had to grow up pretty fast (especially with her parents bickering back and forth and then eventually divorcing).

KFed is just a moron. I don't think any judge, in their right mind, is going to give full custody to a man who has two kids from one woman (and who left that woman and married another while she was pregnant). What is to say that KFed won't find some other woman and just ignore Sean and Jayden, marry the 3rd chick and knock her up at the same time. I'm also sure that Brit's lawyers will go into how much of Brit's money he has completely wasted.

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by mu_agd

Plus any gift over $10,000 needs to be returned to the buyer.

Does that mean that FedEx's still record-less, completely Brit-funded, "Playing With Fire" needs to be returned to the the unfortunate CD burner that had the misfortune of burning thousands of copies?? Oh, please, oh please??? After all, letting him create a rap album was a gift in itself. Not every talentless loser gets to make their own white-trash rap album, you know.

[OtterXO]

Apparently Brit's house is on the market as of today. It's listed for 13.5 million. Quite a chunk of change for KFed if he really gets half of it.

[Lady Pi Phi]

I read in the paper this afternoon, that because of their prenup, KFed only gets $250,000.00.

[texas*princess]

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/enterta...ent_731737.htm

^ Brit's first husband would like to get reaquainted with Spears. "I still love her"


AAANNNNNDDD


http://www.teenhollywood.com/d.asp?r=136539&c=1055

Kevin curses Britney during a concert performance.... so in other words about 10 people saw it

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by texas*princess

Kevin curses Britney during a concert performance.... so in other words about 10 people saw it

It's funny because it's true.

[Drolefille]

And those 10 people only saw it because they got free tickets on the radio...

[Sister Havana]

Meanwhile, KFed shows his class by leaving Britney a message on the shower door of his dressing room at the House of Blues in Chicago.

[macallan25]

Originally Posted by Lady Pi Phi

I read in the paper this afternoon, that because of their prenup, KFed only gets $250,000.00.

One source I read said he was only guaranteed "up to" 160,000$......plus half of their house if Britney sells it. She has the right to take away his Ferrari, anything over like a few thousand dollars, his phone, credit cards.....basically everything. I find it humorous.

I also read that K-douchebag was only worth around 15,000$ when they got married......what a complete loser.

[RU OX Alum]

is she back to being hot again yet?

[OtterXO]

Originally Posted by RU OX Alum

is she back to being hot again yet?

Sort of. She's still looking a bit WT but I'm predicting a full-fledged comeback in about 6 months.

[RU OX Alum]

she'll never be as hot as she could have been, for not but Kevin

[CrimsonTide4]

K Fed Spent Thanksgiving With Shar and Kids, possibly new girlfriend

http://dlisted.com/2006/11/27/is-this-kfeds-new-chick/