HC I have sooo many HC's this morning, that I'll prolly forget some?
HC we had a guy take an ambulance to my ER last night with a toothache?

HC it was ice EVERYWHERE?
HC on the news they were telling people to stay off the roads unless it was an emergency?
HC dude said that since it was an "emergency", he called 911 because it would be safer for THEM to drive on the ice instead of him?
HC dead serious?
HC I'm like yeah, sure endanger the EMT's life for your toothache...good thinking buddy?
HC out of the 5 people that were supposed to be relief this morning for me, 4 of them called out?
HC I was at work until almost 9am?
HC my manager called and said, "Well, it's kinda a good thing, you don't need to be out on those roads going home anyway"?
HC you let me be the judge of that aight?

HC I paged the supervisor and got her out of her bed to come help?
HC I was soooooo incredibly busy?
HC we had like 4 carwrecks come in already before I left?
HC my car was iced shut?
HC I went to get gas and it wouldn't open?
HC I'm trying to convince my auntie to call in to work today 'cause I don't feel like taking her and she's scared to drive?
HC I'm tryna make it her idea so I don't get blamed if she gets in trouble :insertdevilishgrin:?
HC I've lost 5lbs since I started my "lifestyle change" about a week ago?
HC

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HC I'm so sleepy that I can't think of anything else?
HC i'll see ya'll after my short morning nap?
HC I'll come back out and play?