HC I got the chance to use my AKA umbrella for the first time yesterday?
HC the wind was so strong I decided I'd rather get wet than ruin my umbrella?
HC my neighbor asked me as she passed could she use it since I wasn't?
HC I gave her "the look"
HC she was like "its not that serious"?
HC I said "It is thats why your getting wet"?
HC I was just offered a great job with the company I have always dreamed of working for?
HC the pay is

, but I was looking for

?
HC this is a once in a lifetime opportunity and I will take the job anyways?
HC a sistah has to re-adjust her office attitude?
HC I can't control my facial expressions?
HC that always gets me in trouble?
HC at least you always know how I feel?
HC this may or may not be a good thing?
HC Ashley Stewart's made a thong in a size 18?
HC its no longer a thong its just plain wrong?
HC some of us voluptuous women just dont get it?
HC look in the mirror and be honest?
HC, HC, HC?