Worse things we've heard in bed (attn: Males) - Page 6

James · #76 10-19-2003, 01:38 PM

I've read this quote before. Supposedly it was a Jesuit saying. Think about it. ITs great advice for a whole bunch of situations.. Politicians use it all the time.

In this case what it means is:

IF you ask her "Can I stick it in" lol, and she says no. You are going to really hear it if you do anyway.

IF you just go for it and she complains, you can just say, "my bad" run a few more stokes and pull out, no harm done.

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Originally posted by SirHornyToad
Always remember that its better to ask for forgiveness then for permission.

James · #77 10-19-2003, 01:42 PM

You mean you are supposed to ask first? Whyever for?

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Originally posted by ThetaPrincess24
"Can I cum on your tits?"
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Originally posted by cashmoney
lol....Just be glad they havent asked to do it on your face. lol I got a buddie who likes to do that to chicks. I never look at those girls the same again.
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ThetaPrincess24 · #78 10-19-2003, 10:57 PM

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Originally posted by James
You mean you are supposed to ask first? Whyever for?

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Originally posted by ThetaPrincess24
"Can I cum on your tits?"
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Originally posted by cashmoney
lol....Just be glad they havent asked to do it on your face. lol I got a buddie who likes to do that to chicks. I never look at those girls the same again.
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Yeah very funny

opaldragon · #79 10-23-2003, 01:19 AM

"Am I the best you've ever had?"
You really don't want an answer to that.

ThetaPrincess24 · #80 10-23-2003, 09:57 AM

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Originally posted by opaldragon
"Am I the best you've ever had?"
You really don't want an answer to that.

I'd have to agree with that most of the time........

MareImbrium · #81 11-03-2003, 04:27 AM

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Originally posted by FAB*SpiceySpice
He is also a kid who thinks that a girl should be willing to have anal sex when she's on her period since it's "her fault" they can't have sex otherwise. God, some people! He also tried to convince me once that since I am a virgin I should be willing to have anal sex with him since "technically" I'd still be a virgin. WTF!!!!!

Dang. I can't believe he would actually say those things. Perhaps you should make him go down on you more since then you'd also "technically" still be a virgin as well. Hey you might as well get pleasure out of it...haha I mean..goodness sakes.

I especially hate it when guys are so concerned with their size. It's not how big you are but how you use it... I don't know why men are so self conscious about size.

Imthachamp · #82 11-03-2003, 04:54 AM

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Originally posted by opaldragon
"Am I the best you've ever had?"
You really don't want an answer to that.

i usually like to ask this, because i always know im prolly the very worst or somewhere near the bottom with most girls ive been with.

if they rank me high, then i know they must have barely started the sex stuff cuz i wont lie...i am straight TERRIBLE

cashmoney · #83 11-03-2003, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by MareImbrium

I especially hate it when guys are so concerned with their size. It's not how big you are but how you use it... .

God, you're starting to sound like those people who say...." It doesn't matter how small the ocean is, it depends on how you swim in it."

smiley21 · #84 11-03-2003, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by cashmoney
God, you're starting to sound like those people who say...." It doesn't matter how small the ocean is, it depends on how you swim in it."

well it is the truth.

cashmoney · #85 11-03-2003, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by smiley21
well it is the truth.

I don't know about that, I like a decent sized vagina. There's gotta be something there for me to rag out.

Imthachamp · #86 11-03-2003, 10:34 PM

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Originally posted by cashmoney
I don't know about that, I like a decent sized vagina. There's gotta be something there for me to rag out.

decent sized vagina huh??

FAB*SpiceySpice · #87 11-04-2003, 02:03 AM

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Originally posted by cashmoney
I don't know about that, I like a decent sized vagina. There's gotta be something there for me to rag out.

I will sleep better tonight now that I know that. Really, thanks for the info.

Lady Pi Phi · #88 11-04-2003, 08:14 AM

I think size doesn't matter if he's really good at other things.

decadence · #89 11-04-2003, 09:53 AM

Hums Petula Clark song

MareImbrium · #90 11-06-2003, 04:49 PM

I didn't even know there was such a thing as a decent sized vagina... o_O

thetaprincess24: what do you consider more important for your personally - size or girth?

I once received this email forward about how size matters. He was the perfect guy but on the nite of their honeymoon, turned out he was very small in size. The moral of the email was to test drive the person first before marriage. The picture was pretty funny.