Worse things we've heard in bed (attn: Males)
 

This is in retaliation to another thread about women's comments durign sex. I found it only fitting to have one about comments we women have heard from men during sex........


"Do you like my dick????"
"you're hair(reference to that that grows out of the head) is getting in the way"

And lets not forget my personal favorites:

"Are you cumming?"
"Have you cum yet?"

hah someone really asked if ya liked their dick?

yes.........they also asked me these questions that i forgot to include in my last posting...

"can i please put it in your lil ass?"
"Do we really have to use a condom?"

Okay there's NOTHING worse than a dirty talker who isn't talking dirty until the critical moment and then you're shocked cuz you thought they were mute, and you lose all consintration and give up....

So I've heard

:p

"can i spank your ass? do you want me to spank your ass? why can't I spank your ass?"

You like the butt...dontchya little girl?

-Rudey
---mmmm mmmm

hah...that is so hilarious. how could anyone put those words together and say something like that.

and yet i've thought of some more:


"Am I crushing you?" (I'm 4'9, 97 pounds)

"Well I cant do that position......"

"I cant go any faster"

"I'm sorry I farted, dont be mad at me."
NOTE TO GUYS:This is a TOTAL MOOD KILLER.......so if you're someone that is known among yourbuddies for having more gas than the Hindenburg, get rid of it beforehand please, k thanks)

"Just because you're on your period doesn't mean you can't give me head..."

:rolleyes:

LOL But it's true.

-Rudey

True it may be RUDEy..........but why should we give if we arent going to receive.........doenst seem fair to me.....

Nor this comment:

"I know you're on your period, but can we still have sex? I'll put a towel down....."

OK no seriously the guys you know sound like freaks. I actually got really grossed by this last one and I hardly ever get grossed.

-Rudey
--And it's about giving...not always taking...tell them champ!

Hahahahahaha...lol.:D :D

lol....Thats awesome, its a classic.;)

OMG and to think that this line has ONLY happend to meeh!! I have heard that one soooo many times!! Good one...