We now return to your regularly scheduled HC thread!

[Steeltrap]

HC "bidnessman" Percy Miller, err, Master P, is getting major run on the Jim Rome show?

HC Master P is trying to play in the NBA?

HC the NBA is irritating me right now?

HC Shaq needs to stop being a quote machine and get back on the court?

HC Shaq is the real NBA MVP?

HC ESPN.com journalist Ralph Wiley did a wonderful column on Ohhhjjjj?

HC Jim Brown warned Wiley that Ohhhjjjj was a "dangerous m***********?"

HC it's going to be 90 degrees out today?

[Honeykiss1974]

HC mofos need to quit trying to justify the "Auburn incident"?
HC I am tired of melanin-challenged mofo's saying that the Omegas and that white frat exchanged letters/jersey's all the time?
HC ?
HC GTFOOH?
HC y'all know that BGLOs don't roll like that?
HC ?
HC today is Chili/Soup day at work and I all full?
HC I am full like that girl in "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory" that ate the purple candy and blew up big as h*ll?
HC I am probably the only person that remembers that part?
HC I am done christmas shopping?
HC all my presents are wrapped?
HC my apartment is decorated?
HC all I have left to do for the holiday is eat?
HC food seems to be my theme for the day?
HC have a good lunch?

[Steeltrap]

Originally posted by Honeykiss1974
HC mofos need to quit trying to justify the "Auburn incident"?
HC I am tired of melanin-challenged mofo's saying that the Omegas and that white frat exchanged letters/jersey's all the time?
HC ?
HC GTFOOH?
HC y'all know that BGLOs don't roll like that?
HC ?
HC today is Chili/Soup day at work and I all full?
HC I am full like that girl in "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory" that ate the purple candy and blew up big as h*ll?
HC I am probably the only person that remembers that part?
HC I am done christmas shopping?
HC all my presents are wrapped?
HC my apartment is decorated?
HC all I have left to do for the holiday is eat?
HC food seems to be my theme for the day?
HC have a good lunch?

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HC I understand your passion, but people who don't want to learn are not worth arguing with?

[Honeykiss1974]

Originally posted by Steeltrap
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HC I understand your passion, but people who don't want to learn are not worth arguing with?

HC I think I was having flashback of O.J.?
HC mofo's need to let that go too?
HC I just read the funniest thing in the thread "Funny Reason Why You May Have Been Cut"?
HC I am still CTFU at it now????

[Steeltrap]

Originally posted by Honeykiss1974


HC I think I was having flashback of O.J.?
HC mofo's need to let that go too?
HC I just read the funniest thing in the thread "Funny Reason Why You May Have Been Cut"?
HC I am still CTFU at it now????

HC it's a shame that Ohhhjjj, a man whom Ralph Wiley asserts was not only "colorless" , but soulless, would be the black guy to beat the system?

HC I still think Ohhhjjj killed his ex-wife and the other cat?

[Gina1201]

Originally posted by Honeykiss1974
HC I am full like that girl in "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory" that ate the purple candy and blew up big as h*ll?
HC I am probably the only person that remembers that part?

HC I remember that part?

HC Willy Wonka is one of my favorite movies?

HC I hope you're not turning violet like Violet did?

HC there are no Oompa Loompas around to save you?

HC I just read the funniest thing in the thread "Funny Reason Why You May Have Been Cut"?
HC I am still CTFU at it now????

HC I read that too??

HC that was some weird isht??

[Honeykiss1974]

HC it is official........I am a glutton ?
HC I had to unbutton the top snap on my jeans?
HC you know you have overdone it when you have to unbutton your jeans?
HC ?

[Dedicated1]

HC I purchased a dress that is a size 6 and I wear an 8? (THE LAST DRESS ON THE RACK)

HC I said I was supposed to go on a diet a month ago and I haven't?

HC I tried the dress on and I know I have to give it away!

HC Someone should have told me not to buy the dress!

HC I would have purchased the dress anyway?

HC I look a hot mess in the dress?

[2DISCRETE4U]

HC I'm really irritated today?
HC People in my office!!!
HC The guy in the cube next to me has to eat something crunchy EVERYDAY...at least 3-4 times a day!
HC Chips, Pretzels, Ice, M&Ms????
HC On top of the crunching he smacks his lips and breathes really hard.
HC Everyday I feel like I'm going to go off!
HC I don't know how much longer I can take it.
HC He's eating M&Ms AND Ice while I type this??
HC
HC
HC Geesh!
HC People feel as though they need to try and kill the keyboard when they type?
HC People press on the phone buttons so hard?
HC Your call will get through...pressing harder will not make it go any faster?
HC Ladies in the restroom don't always flush all of their 'extra' stuff?
HC Just because the toilet is automatic doesn't mean that it will always flush when you get up!
HC Nasty heffas need to FLUSH before they leave the stall?
HC People still don't wash their hands in this day and age??
HC Ewwww....don't touch me....DON'T touch me!
HC I feel like I'm in Office Space?
HC I want to go off and bash a printer or something?
HC PC Load Letter?
HC This actually made me feel better.

[Ideal08]

HC there was a fight last night?
HC one of the girls had braids?
HC you know she got her hair pulled out?
HC the girls that were on the floor were watching the fight outside the window?
HC this morning, on the way to breakfast, the girls were trying to figure out who they could tell about the fight?
HC they got excited when they realized they could tell the boys?
HC they are in a different dorm, so probably have no idea about the fight?
HC on the way back from breakfast the girls were looking in the mud?
HC I was like WTF?
HC these heffas pulled BRAIDS up out the mud? LMAO
HC they examined them?
HC one of the girls was like, "Ms. Ideal08, we are investigating?"
HC it took every thing in me not to laugh?
HC when I got out of their sight, I HOLLERED?

HC I started this HC this morning?!
HC I forgot to hit <Enter>?
HC anyway, it was funny?
HC I typed all this before I typed about Mr. Beckford?
HC I didn't finish that HC, either?
HC I need to see if it even posted?
HC lemme check?

[Kisha]

HC I think I smell chocolate every time I watch Willy Wonka….

HC at first glance, I thought 2discrete4u needed an anger management course quick, fast and in a hurry?

[2DISCRETE4U]

Originally posted by Kisha
HC at first glance, I thought 2discrete4u needed an anger management course quick, fast and in a hurry?

HC LOL!
HC That's the same thing my sister said to me today....but she was talking about my ROAD RAGE!
HC After looking at the post, I would think the same thing!
HC Once I vent I'm cool.
HC Quick, fast and in a hurrry! LOL!!

[RedefinedDiva]

HC I know how you feel?
HC my "tribe" at work has too many chiefs with not enough Indians?
HC I don't like people to tell me anything if they aren't my boss?
HC I am trying to respect my elders and not click on anybody?
HC my fuse is getting shorter?
HC there is a bright side?
HC I have next week off for Thanksgiving holidays?

HC I won't have to have students, do lesson plans, grade papers, etc.?
HC I am SOOOOO HAPPY!?

HC I have one more thing that I am happy about?
HC I just got my high speed internet hooked up and I LOVE IT!!!?
HC it is SUPER fast?
HC I don't have to worry about dial-up?
HC I can talk and surf?
HC song download in seconds, instead of hours, now?
HC I don't think that I will sleep at all for my break?
HC I am about to be addicted to the internet?
HC this will let me see the GC posts faster now?
HC I am too excited about this?
HC I always find the smallest silver lining?

[1savvydiva]

Originally posted by RedefinedDiva

HC I just got my high speed internet hooked up and I LOVE IT!!!?
HC it is SUPER fast?
HC I don't have to worry about dial-up?
HC I can talk and surf?
HC song download in seconds, instead of hours, now?

HC I feel you I just got mine hooked up last week?

HC Ya'll haven't noticed that I have been posting more often?
HC I don't have to worry about tying up my phone line.
HC it's my new "toy"

[1savvydiva]

HC listen up my SC sistas...

HC SC ranks 10 in the nation in the rate of AIDS cases w/17.9 cases per 100,000 people...

HC Columbia ranked 14th in metropolitan cities nationally in the rate of AIDS cases w/32.7 cases per 100,000...

HC 71% of HIV diagnoses are African-Americans...

HC African-American women between the ages of 18-45 make of 83% of the infections among women...

HC we need to get it together and value our bodies???

HC WRAP IT UP...this too is a serious matter!!!!

HC we won't need to worry about Medicare Benefits if we keep it up???

sources: The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, SC Dept of Health and Environmental Control