Things you want to say - Page 6

tridelta4ever · #76 01-10-2002, 08:51 PM

HA HA HA>....LMAO...

AXOLiz, I literally have tears in my eyes after reading your rant posts. You and I are definitely cut from the same sassy cloth. God, that was so funny.

You should put the URL to that guy's website up here so the rest of us can laugh our asses off. I can't wait to read more of your posts.

KABillyMac · #77 01-10-2002, 09:21 PM

Life, man I feel ya. You catch that line about a fucktard from Tri? Her BF better shit or get off the pot for sure.

Rosealum · #78 01-10-2002, 10:30 PM

I had a long post and tried to post it, but the screen said I hadn't logged in...but I did!!! Sooo...here I go again!!

To my sil -- don't think that I haven't figured out that the only time you and hubby call me is when you want to tell me someone died or to "gossip" or don't have the courtesy to call about someone I know or care about..after all, I do have an answering machine if you don't want to actually talk to ME and I probably knew the people decades before you did. When I call after not hearing from y'all for weeks..you say..gee I thought about you last week....how the hell was I supposed to know!!

Don't assume that I can't afford something just because I don't want to pay the prices you do..I don't go around showing labels. ((This isn't directed to GC'ers, lol!! It's to my sil who seems to make a point that I probably won't be able to afford something she has..something I probably don't want anyway, lol...and yes, I can afford it...)

To work management..ha ha ha!!! You got the managers and supervisors you deserve!!! After "protecting" certain people over the years b/c they didn't have the writing, speaking skills to write out an application or supervising skills, you deserve the fact that the majority of knowledgeable people who could actually do their own work and have imagination/initative have left..Lord, I just want to be able to leave here alive!!!

To the 2 people in my group who think they know everyone and everything...YOU DON'T.

To my boss, MAKE A DECISION!!!!!!

To the local oldies station..ALL BEATLES ALL THE TIME doesn't cut it..I'm switching stations.

aephi alum · #79 01-10-2002, 11:28 PM

I have got *such* a long list...

To all Connecticut drivers: Learn to drive. If the speed limit is 30, you do NOT go 15, and you do NOT go 50. And you do NOT tailgate if it's snowing!

To my cow-orkers: They're called headphones. Use them. No, I do not want to listen to show tunes. Unlike you, I have work to do.

To my high school classmates: How shallow you all are. Try earning some money every once in a while instead of getting daddy (or sugar daddy) to buy you everything.

To my mother-in-law: Stop trying to control my husband's life. Stop trying to control my life. We're adults.

To my father: Get out of my life. I appreciate that you had this lovely plan laid out for my life, but you know what... it's MY life, not yours, and I'm not going to follow your little script.

There... that's MUCH better...

prospectiverushee · #80 01-11-2002, 12:31 AM

To my two aunts here in Texas: Thanks for welcoming me into your homes Christmas Eve and Christmas day. But I think it was really crappy that neither one of you had the decency to ask how my mom was doing. Aunt J, it was especially crappy that you didn't ask because I spend 2 days with you. I know the 3 of you have been fighting forever and a day,but I thought Christmas would be the one day you would put your hostilies aside.

To the ARS: K, I love you so much. Thank you for having me temp at my now permanate place of employment. For the first time in my life, I can say I love my job. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Finally to the cable company, Thank you for finally getting off your asses to fix my cable. I really appericate the fact that you finally got around to telling me that my whole apartment complex was having the same problem.

And thank you for having me call in two days before you finally decided to do something about it. If my cable gives me any more problems, I'm switching to another company

AXOLiz · #81 01-11-2002, 01:52 AM

Ok, first I have to thank lifesaver, I'm honored to be the love of your life.

And to tridelta4ever, I think you're just about the coolest tri-delt I've ever come across. Of course, as of right now you're the only one, but I'm still glad to have a new bitching buddy.

To all those who read my previous rants: I'm supposed to go out with the hallway ho tomorrow as well as her BESTEST FRIEND EVER, so keep watching the thread, you might have a few new related rants to read. As for right now, I'll leave it at this:

To all people who pick their noses in their cars, YOU DO NOT HAVE TINTED WINDOWS. While you may be inside, we can still see you. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET A FREAKIN TISSUE.

Again, I do not mean to offend anyone, so I am sorry if I insulted anyone who enjoys digging for gold while driving.

Oh, and since I'm sure at least a few of you are curious and I'm in a petty mood, here's the website of the jackass who tried to get in my pants. Again. It's dedicated to the love of his life, Miss Ogilvie Home Perm 1987. Be sure to check out the poem, just wait at least an hour after eating to do so.

http://valium.drunkinbear.com/

Enjoy, and I officially claim that I am in no way responsible for anything that may occur as a result of posting the link.

AlphaChiS2K · #82 01-11-2002, 02:03 AM

Pardon me while I vomit all over that website.

"Our poem?"

Give me a break.

Actually, no, give me a large stick so I can beat the two of them.

hocnsoc81 · #83 01-11-2002, 02:27 AM

To people in general:

-If you have to puke, find a toilet or trashcan, not some ramdom place!

-If you do puke in the toilet, please flush.

-Loose lips, sinks ship!

-My nails are real

-My boobs are real

-MY HAIR IS REAL

-Get the name right, that "A" is pronounced as "and", not "ought".

To the guests at my job:

-When I say I cannot seat you, take my word!

-If I seat you at a table, do not ask for a booth

-If I seat you at a booth, do not ask for a table

-Do not bitch to me about sitting you upstairs, by the kitchen, or by the bathroom. We have to do rotations ya' know.

-Do not have a party of 30 people and expect to be sat within 5 minutes.

-Don't puke in the sink!

To my ex-friends:
-It is not cool to stand up people four consecutive times.

-It is not cool to say "I'm sorry" and then do it again.

-It is certainly not cool to give me no attetion when I give you all of my attention.

-It is not cool to be confused when I get mad at that shit!

-It is not cool, cute, nor funny to pass wind in my car!

-It is not cool to criticize me for being quiet, and then criticize me for talking. WTF???

-I don't give a damn how smart some of you CLAIM to be.

-I don't give a damn how you can screw 15 people within one night.

-It is not cool to make racial and ethnic comments, and then get mad when I say that foreigners can't drive.

-Take some midol or prozac, whatever the f--k that help moods.

To my dad:
-Do you think I actually like it, when you critisize every little thing I do.

-No, I do not think that people of different races are of the devil, so don't make me, just because you do.

-I do not want to major in computer science, thank you very much!

-You can't turn me into a "real" girl, I take absoulutely no interest in dresses, skirts, make-up, and relationships at this point of my life.

To my maternal grandmother:
-Get some help physically.

-Get some help mentally.

-Get some help financially.

-Drop your pride! It is ruining your life. You have lost almost everything you had because of it.
Next it may be your life!

-Why so defensive? If someone looks at you, you're offended. TAKE THAT CHIP OFF YOUR SHOULDER.

-GET OUT OF DENIAL!

-If you can't help yourself, no one else can.

-It is not cool, cute, nor funny to pass wind in my car!

-None of my friends, nor my ex-friends, stole your fur coat!

AlphaGamDiva · #84 01-11-2002, 02:36 AM

"Actually, no, give me a large stick so I can beat the two of them."--AlphaChiS2K

just what i was thinking...i mean, please. and what is up with the buffy picture? i am missing the significance of that all up on there...?
and tridelta4ever...i hope you don't mind if i steal your term "fucktard" for future use...that was priceless!

now i am inspired...
B...i hope you get shipped off somewhere horrible you miserable piece of small, minut, microscopic c%&k. you left for the air force, said you just wanted to leave the "old life" behind...but then 3 wks into it you write me saying how much you are thinking about me and missing me. and me, being the emotionally stupid girl that i am, believe you...we started talking again...even though i noticed the fact you said you were going to be "testing" me over the next few months to see if you wanted to make it all official again. i love making good, positive decisions about my life and going along with whatever stupid idea that flies out of your snaggled tooth infested mouth.

i also love the fact that you BEGGED AND PLEADED for me to come visit you in TX for weeks...and then i drive 30 HOURS one weekend to see your sorry no good lying "i think i am the master" FUCKTARD ass for a few days...and then after i get back, i don't hear from you for 2 weeks when i had been hearing from you EVERY NIGHT. then, i also love how you call me the day after my surgery when you get home...2 months later...asking "when am i going to see you" only to be followed up by 2 days later "i don't know if i wanna see you...it'll be emotionally hard...i don't wanna have sex with you and have that on my mind as i go on to my (once again) new life"...meanwhile, i'm saying, "hey...i don't think the sex is a big deal. you can't rape me or anything, so if i say no..." yatta yatta trying to see you anyway...THEN, i find out about a week later that you can't see me b/c when you found out you weren't being stationed close to home, you "had to get an AIR FORCE GIRLFRIEND"...and that means you've been dating her for how long, ass? yeah, about since when i CAME TO SEE YOU. who really do you think you are? you think you can get away with this for long? and thanks for the email about how you can't talk to me anymore b/c she feels threatened by me b/c all you do to her is sing my praises...really, that touches me.

you forget after gaining all this knowledge about the low life you really are that i don't want to talk to you anyway!! i mean, seriously. and the icing on the cake is you accusing me of messing around when the whole time...<grr>
so, you have fun in CA. maybe they'll actually ship you off to the armpit of afghanistan soon and you and your new lil' slut can have your honeymoon there. oh yeah...and way to pick your new girlfriend to be the girl you confessed to have sucked you off behind a squadron...and then in the same sentence say, "but i felt like i was cheating on you...i thought you'd be happy about this. it made me realize how i felt about you." ***note to any guys reading this: that does not a compliment make.*** i hope you are really happy with your choices, you sad, sad specimen of life. oh yeeeeeeeeeeeah...and every time she goes to play tongue games on your lil piece there...i hope you remember that you told me in TX that i "do it better"

sorry to be so graphic...but this situation is all too recent for me not to be. i feel much, much better, though...

tridelta4ever · #85 01-11-2002, 08:09 AM

For the love of GOD, what has this world come to? Please tell me that website is a figment of my hallucinations...please!!! Can we just all agree that it's the CHEEZIEST website we've ever seen? ?? I almost regret suggesting she post the URL here....almost...:P LOL...it gave me a huge case of the giggles. HA HA HA...My favorite photo on the site has to be of the boyfriend posing a pose right out of a zit commercial, circa 1984. PUKEalicious. Beyond that.....I now will have to abstain from eating all day as a result of reading that poem. One word: TACKY. I am still pondering whether or not to post a meanie on their guestbook.

AXOLiz, you are so incredibly funny and I laughed my ass off when you described that chick as being "Miss Ogilvie Home Perm 1987"....that is a classic that only a kick ass chick like you would come up with. You have to PM me...!!!!

For the rest of you on this board, keep the rants coming!! I woke up feeling so great today knowing that I had vented things that have been bothering me for YEARS (and secretly hoping that the assholes in my life would come across this site and get a clue).

I'll be back....

Carrie (I guess I will finally share my name with y'all)

tridelta4ever · #86 01-11-2002, 08:22 AM

AlphaGamDiva...

You can use the word fucktard anytime you like...ESPECIALLY when referring to that dipshit guy in your post. I felt like it was written on behalf of all of us women who have ever been cheated on....it was awesome. I can't believe the crap you went through...and I hope he gets his ass kicked out of the military once they realize how small his penis is. LOL....

Carrie

hocnsoc81 · #87 01-11-2002, 10:22 AM

FUCKTARD-Another new word to add to my vocab. Never heard of it until now in GC, which I'm not surprised by......

AXOLiz · #88 01-11-2002, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlphaGamDiva
and what is up with the buffy picture? i am missing the significance of that all up on there...?

My theory on that - does ANYONE really want to look at a picture of the two of THEM instead? I'll take Buffy and Angel over the scruffy assclown/poodle hair combo any day!

And if you think that's gross, you should've seen the website he made to the girlfriend he had before me. He proposed to her too, after she got pregnant. She was "on the pill," so god knows how that happened!

I think he deleted it, but he had that up right after I told him to kiss my grits. He rewrote the lyrics to Creed's "With Arms Wide Open." Not only was it gross, but it didn't even make sense. It was some jacked-up BS with the word "daughter" thrown in randomly. Now that I think about it, there was a poem on there too, basically revolving around how much he loved (having sex with) his girlfriend and how he wanted to be (having sex) with her FOREVER. Sadly his new girlfriend is an improvement - the last one was complete Jerry Springer trailer trash, and not to be mean to an innocent party, but DAMN that baby got beat with an ugly stick.

Hopefully karma won't decide to kick me in the ass for that one, but that was seriously one nasty-ass child. Time for me to cut this post short, it's the Springer family hour.

These rants are HILARIOUS though, I look forward to having something to read at work tomorrow!!

Liz

Peaches-n-Cream · #89 01-11-2002, 11:31 AM

AXOLiz - I can't see that page! I'm dying over here. I can see the beating red heart and a picture of Buffy. What's that about? I'll try it again later. I can't wait! I guess that page is not Mac friendly. I'm dying to read that poem.
I'm not the type to rant so I don't have anything to contribute for now, but you and tridelta4ever have inspired me. Keep ranting and I'll live vicariously through you!

lovelyivy84 · #90 01-11-2002, 11:46 AM

AXOLiz

Why, why, why did you date this loser??? As an english major I consider it damn near a crime to committ the HEINOUS act of writing poetry that bad, and then having the nerve to post it on the net....

and he's got a kid too? he's a baby daddy? Ah hell no.