The "____ guy"

[preciousjeni]

This thread is so funny!

My friends and I had two girls named.

One was "Teeth" because of the way she screwed up her mouth (so her top teeth would show really bad) when she didn't agree with what you said. She also monopolized ALL the professors' time in our classes with all her babble.

There was also "Mouse" because she walked around all shy acting, like she was scared of everything, but when you tried to talk to her she was MORE than rude.

Needless to say, we didn't like them.

Also, there was a girl in the English department who was good people. She was cool and easy to talk to, but her lifestyle earned her the title "Natura." She refused to use deoderant, shave, etc. She made all her own clothes, and let's just say she wasn't a seamstress. Oh, her bookbag was made of hemp. And, she sported dreads that were extremely long. I really liked her and enjoyed her comments in class discussions. However, hygiene was always an issue.

[preciousjeni]

Originally posted by PrincessHeather
The Preacher Dude: We have a stage and a rock in the middle of the quad behind where all the sorority and fraternity "booths" are (we don't have houses so the booth plays as our greek row) which is known as freedom rock and anyone can go up there and say whatever they please. Well this dude goes off every semester its really funny because he is full of bs.

We had those at UGA. The guys would stand on the open platform and constantly yell, "YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL" then proceed to list all the reasons that we were all horrible people. They'd attract groups of people and those people would shout out the funniest questions!!

[moe.ron]

Begger Guys - Guys that used up all of their food credits during the first half of the semester and now are begging all their friends and their friend's friends for food. I'll admit, I was that guy my freshman year.

[Rio_Kohitsuji]

Have a new one!

Swimfan- She's really a sweet girl, however, she's 16 and loves to be a frat groupie. She stalked a lot of the fraternities (unfortunelty TKE) ....but I've heard she's moved on to the baseball team when the guys finally told her to leave.

Ms.Man- She was a pledge of another group on campus that drove our pledges nuts, lol. Oh, she has a deep-unladylike voice...kinda creepy to have her talking behind you.

[GeekyPenguin]

First off, there's the Guy. That's what his fraternity brothers call him. He's the guy. I get so confused by this. "Mike, where are you going?" "Over to the Guy's, then probably downtown."

Then there's this girl who lived on our dorm floor. I lived in the party dorm, and usually it was all upperclassmen guys and freshmen girls (gee I wonder why) but this girl was a junior and still in our dorm. Between guys my boyfriend knew and guys I knew, we figured she'd slept with 90 million guys. At first we all just called her dirty, but then in a fit of drunken inspiration our guy friends named her Ewok. She shacked at the frat by us a lot so we've spread it to Greek row now.

This other girl kept hooking up with my friend's roommate, and she was just about the ugliest thing ever, so they started calling her Big Ol' Truck. She thought it was after the song, but it definitely wasn't.

This one is vintage from high school, but it's so funny that we still talk about it. There was a girl who sat at the lunch table behind ours (you know how lunch tables are) who ALWAYS had a huge gap in her pants so her asscrack was showing. We started calling her Crackass. This alone isn't funny, but when stupid Phi Tau and I were broken up for a while and he wanted me back, I used to make him do these tasks. I decided one of his tasks was to drop a goldfish in her pants, and lo and behold he did! She was in Honors Band with all of us the hour after lunch and nobody could stop laughing at her bouncing as she played her clarinet.

[carnation]

Now this one was a classic!