You sho is ugly! - Page 6

HopefulProspective · #1 11-13-2001, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by stillwater15
another person to add to the list is sam cassell of the milwaukee bucks. i remember having a heated discussion w/a friend, about whether he looks like a bald headed cockroach or jiminy cricket.

I say ET with gout...

DELTAQTE · #2 11-13-2001, 04:46 PM

I say ET with gout...

oh, I'm dyin over hea!

I always though Nelly was cute, but he does have bad skin. A little Oil of Olay will help that

Patrick Ewing, man I forgot about him! Wasn't he in that strip club scandal? How could the girl do it?

QTE

CrimsonTide4 · #3 11-13-2001, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by DELTAQTE
Patrick Ewing, man I forgot about him! Wasn't he in that strip club scandal? How could the girl do it?

QTE

MONEY$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

LOL @ you giving Nelly Beauty Secrets

lil_sunshine · #4 11-13-2001, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by toocute

Jiminy Cricket

Sam Cassell doesn't, and never will, look that cute. He looks like a fish without the scales and fins. Oh, and speaking of Jay-Z, he looks a whole lot better in person than on TV. Trust me when I say that. I saw him in '98 when I was on my way to ATL. He was on the same plane in (you guessed it! ) his first class seat!! Some of my friends saw him before I did, and when they mentioned it, he turned to the side and smiled. He looks a lot better when he smiles and stops trying to be a damn thug.

lovelyivy84 · #5 11-13-2001, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by DELTAQTE
I say ET with gout...

I always though Nelly was cute, but he does have bad skin. A little Oil of Olay will help that

QTE

I knew I was not the only one who found something vaguely attractive about him....

But yeah, you just have the urge to gice him a facial....

DELTAQTE · #6 11-15-2001, 04:24 AM

After going over to Aka avenue, I think we need to add Reggie Miller to the list!

Teeth look like he bit into some concrete and spit that chit out!

I am SO not getting the bad teeth/rich men thing

QTE

Ideal08 · #7 11-15-2001, 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by DELTAQTE
After going over to Aka avenue, I think we need to add Reggie Miller to the list!

Teeth look like he bit into some concrete and spit that chit out!

I am SO not getting the bad teeth/rich men thing

QTE

LMAO!!

You know what's tripped out about this, though? They will pay thousands to go to the dentist and get this gold and platinum bling bling in they mouth, but won't just go get braces or whatever. I mean, how long has Eric Sermon (I hope he's on this list, but if not, he is now) been rappin'? He's had ample time and money to get his grill fixed.

STILL LMAO about bitin' into concrete, I'ma hafta use that one, lol. I usually say it look like they been chewin' on rocks, but this is even better, lol.

Sugar_N_Spice · #8 11-16-2001, 10:12 PM

ROTFLMBO!!!!!

Y'all got me laughing so hard that my cheeks HURT!!!

Anyway, here's the list:
*Brandy (her eyes are WAAAAYYY too far apart)
*I my GOD--Sam Cassel (he looks like a Weasel to me)
*Nas (dayum, all that $$$ and you can't fix your teeth?!)

*JD (he looks like his breath stank (DQTE--I say that about folks too!!!)
*Shaq (bka Magilla the Gorilla--sorry ST!!)
*Tyrese (he's only cute sometimes to me at certain angles)
*Tori Spelling (She wins the MJ Vanguard Ugly Award, IMO)
*Usher (My Mom said "You remind me of a Mon--key in the zoo--you make me wanna throw up--when I--see you"!!!!)...

I forgot:
*Lil John (from "Lil John & the Eastside Boyz)--this is why you don't have sex when you're drunk!!

*Eightball (from "EightBall & MJG)--bka Beanie Seagal's 1st Cousin!!
*Beyonce's sister Solange

(compared to her sister, DAYUM WTF happened to her?!)
*Nicole from RW10 (she's not ugly but her makeup makes her look like a clown)

*All of Snoop's Clique, esp. the Eastsidaz (they look like they take baths in piles of dirt)
*Beenie Man (Somebody threw up and out he came!!)

lil_sunshine · #9 11-19-2001, 06:49 PM

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Originally posted by Sugar_N_Spice
ROTFLMBO!!!!! Y'all got me laughing so hard that my cheeks HURT!!!

Anyway, here's the list:
*Brandy (her eyes are WAAAAYYY too far apart)
*I my GOD--Sam Cassel (he looks like a Weasel to me)
*Nas (dayum, all that $$$ and you can't fix your teeth?!)
*JD (he looks like his breath stank (DQTE--I say that about folks too!!!)
*Shaq (bka Magilla the Gorilla--sorry ST!!)
*Tyrese (he's only cute sometimes to me at certain angles)
*Tori Spelling (She wins the MJ Vanguard Ugly Award, IMO)
*Usher (My Mom said "You remind me of a Mon--key in the zoo--you make me wanna throw up--when I--see you"!!!!)...

I forgot:
*Lil John (from "Lil John & the Eastside Boyz)--this is why you don't have sex when you're drunk!!
*Eightball (from "EightBall & MJG)--bka Beanie Seagal's 1st Cousin!!
*Beyonce's sister Solange (compared to her sister, DAYUM WTF happened to her?!)
*Nicole from RW10 (she's not ugly but her makeup makes her look like a clown)
*All of Snoop's Clique, esp. the Eastsidaz (they look like they take baths in piles of dirt)
*Beenie Man (Somebody threw up and out he came!!)

I can't believe that you've echoed my EXACT thoughts!! Shaq does look like Magilla Gorilla (I thought I was the only one who even knew about Magilla Gorilla ) Eightball looks like a big black beach ball. The Eastsidaz used to be jailbirds with Snoop AND they smoke maaaad trees, so they will always have that appearance. Nicole needs makeup tips from a pro, Solange has some time b/f anyone can call her truly ugly, although them ears are sooo much like her big sister's; JACKED UP!!!!! Poor girl. Beenie Man reminds me of my sister's ex, and that's not meant to be a compliment!!! Poor Brandy's eyes are in her temples, and ever since she got them damn braids, her eyes moved even farther apart. And I don't know who actually thinks Tyrese is cute, b/c he's always been ugly, before and after he took out his labret piercing. Yikes!!

Salience · #10 11-20-2001, 03:23 AM

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4

Whoopie Goldberb but not me I find them to beautiful from within.

Umm, since we're dissin unenlightened folks who hate themselves and their people: Whoopi is a BIG OLE HATA! Ted Danson and the Roast?!!? How young are y'all?!? What work does she do in the Black community?

I mean, she got her cheddar from updated Mammy roles.

Anywho...

But, I think Jill and India.Arie are BEEYOUTEAFULL!

DELTAQTE · #11 11-20-2001, 04:28 AM

Girl dont' get me started on that roast! Didn't Ted Danson ugly self say something about her big lips or something?

I have to give a thumbs down to Dru Down, I know y'all remember that song "Pimp of the year". Why are all the pimps ugly? Ice-T, Too Short, etc. I would think if you are a pimp, you better be a cute pimp

QTE

lil_sunshine · #12 11-20-2001, 11:32 AM

That's true about the pimps. Bishop Don "Magic" Juan out of Chi-town wasn't beautiful either! The thing about pimps is that they are smart enough to brainwash any ho and make her believe that she needs him to help take care of her money. Yeah okay, that wouldn't be me!!! And DELTAQTE, I agree with you about Dru Down. I thought I was the only one who thought he was ugly. And I'm sure you'd agree with me when I say that he had no rapping or acting skills whatsoever (remember Original Gangstas?).

jetsetter1913 · #13 11-20-2001, 05:19 PM

Hey you guys forgot Crunchy Black of the 3-6 Mafia. If you don't know him, then you should know he is ugly from his name.

Ideal08 · #14 11-26-2001, 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by jetsetter1913
Hey you guys forgot Crunchy Black of the 3-6 Mafia. If you don't know him, then you should know he is ugly from his name.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! I don't know who he is, but that is just too funny, LMAO!

DELTAQTE · #15 11-27-2001, 11:38 PM

My homegirl who is at my house told me to add Angie Martinez to the list for Jacked up teeth. She met her a few months ago.

I would like to add Olive Oil to the ugly list. As a child I never understood why these two men were fighting over this broad.

QTE