How not to write a personal ad...

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

I mentally do a spelling and grammar check on anything I read. It's like that one ep of BMW where Shawn took a college philosophy class, give Mr. Feeny the kiss-off, then failed it. This could have been his assignment that we never got to read.

YES. He just doesn't read like someone who has his masters and has gotten over that whole thing.

Interestingly my OKCupid quiver matches are always really well done, it's only the random creepy guys who look at my profile who are weird.

Like the one who told me in chat he wanted to sell his soul. (IDK if I posted about it, he was w-e-i-r-d)

[DeltaBetaBaby]

Wait, that's someone from this thread who created a sock to be funny, right? Right?

[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by DeltaBetaBaby

Wait, that's someone from this thread who created a sock to be funny, right? Right?

Unfortunately, this tale from the crypt comes out every now and again.

ETA: HEEY! WUZZ HANNIN , THIS YA BOI BOI T** IM LOOKN 2 DATE SEXY GORGEOUS WOMEN THATS DTF, IF U LOOKN 4 A NICE RESPECTABLE GENTLEMEN , DAT KNOWS HOW 2 TREAT A WOMEN, IM YOUR MAN, IM SINGLE , IM 25 YEARS OLD , IM 4RM ******* BUT NOW STAYING N *****...I WRK & SKUL PART TIME, IM A MMA FIGHTER AT AKA LOCATED IN ******....IM A RAPER & PRODUCER , IM VERY ACTIVE & ADVENTUREOUS , I LIKE 2 TRAVEL & DEW ALOT OF FUN THINGS , I LIKE MOVIES , SPORTS , SHOOTING RANGE, POOL & BOWLING...I LIGHT WEIGHT CLUB , IM A GENTLEMEN , VERY OPEN & HONEST, POSITIVE UP LIFTING & OUTGOING , SUM TIMES MYSTERIOUS IF U FEEL IM SUM 1 U CAN CONECT WIT , I WOULD LIKE 2 TRADE NUMBERS & TALK 2 U DIRECT...GET & ME. I WOULD LIKE 2 HOOK UP & GET ACTIVE WITH A NICE SEXY PRETTY HOT GORGEOUS YOUNG LADY , THATS DTF IF IT COMES TO IT, & DEW OTHER FUN ACTIVITIES.

So you're a "raper" who's DTF? Hmmmmmm.........*thumbs down*

[VandalSquirrel]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

Unfortunately, this tale from the crypt comes out every now and again.

ETA: HEEY! WUZZ HANNIN , THIS YA BOI BOI T** IM LOOKN 2 DATE SEXY GORGEOUS WOMEN THATS DTF, IF U LOOKN 4 A NICE RESPECTABLE GENTLEMEN , DAT KNOWS HOW 2 TREAT A WOMEN, IM YOUR MAN, IM SINGLE , IM 25 YEARS OLD , IM 4RM ******* BUT NOW STAYING N *****...I WRK & SKUL PART TIME, IM A MMA FIGHTER AT AKA LOCATED IN ******....IM A RAPER & PRODUCER , IM VERY ACTIVE & ADVENTUREOUS , I LIKE 2 TRAVEL & DEW ALOT OF FUN THINGS , I LIKE MOVIES , SPORTS , SHOOTING RANGE, POOL & BOWLING...I LIGHT WEIGHT CLUB , IM A GENTLEMEN , VERY OPEN & HONEST, POSITIVE UP LIFTING & OUTGOING , SUM TIMES MYSTERIOUS IF U FEEL IM SUM 1 U CAN CONECT WIT , I WOULD LIKE 2 TRADE NUMBERS & TALK 2 U DIRECT...GET & ME. I WOULD LIKE 2 HOOK UP & GET ACTIVE WITH A NICE SEXY PRETTY HOT GORGEOUS YOUNG LADY , THATS DTF IF IT COMES TO IT, & DEW OTHER FUN ACTIVITIES.

So you're a "raper" who's DTF? Hmmmmmm.........*thumbs down*

I bet he went to skul with Tobias Funke and is also an analrapist.

I am also disturbed that I think I found this person within a few clicks because of not enough degrees of separation.

[Munchkin03]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

Unfortunately, this tale from the crypt comes out every now and again.

ETA: HEEY! WUZZ HANNIN , THIS YA BOI BOI T** IM LOOKN 2 DATE SEXY GORGEOUS WOMEN THATS DTF, IF U LOOKN 4 A NICE RESPECTABLE GENTLEMEN , DAT KNOWS HOW 2 TREAT A WOMEN, IM YOUR MAN, IM SINGLE , IM 25 YEARS OLD , IM 4RM ******* BUT NOW STAYING N *****...I WRK & SKUL PART TIME, IM A MMA FIGHTER AT AKA LOCATED IN ******....IM A RAPER & PRODUCER , IM VERY ACTIVE & ADVENTUREOUS , I LIKE 2 TRAVEL & DEW ALOT OF FUN THINGS , I LIKE MOVIES , SPORTS , SHOOTING RANGE, POOL & BOWLING...I LIGHT WEIGHT CLUB , IM A GENTLEMEN , VERY OPEN & HONEST, POSITIVE UP LIFTING & OUTGOING , SUM TIMES MYSTERIOUS IF U FEEL IM SUM 1 U CAN CONECT WIT , I WOULD LIKE 2 TRADE NUMBERS & TALK 2 U DIRECT...GET & ME. I WOULD LIKE 2 HOOK UP & GET ACTIVE WITH A NICE SEXY PRETTY HOT GORGEOUS YOUNG LADY , THATS DTF IF IT COMES TO IT, & DEW OTHER FUN ACTIVITIES.

So you're a "raper" who's DTF? Hmmmmmm.........*thumbs down*

Who are these guys who message you?!

[IrishLake]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

Unfortunately, this tale from the crypt comes out every now and again.

ETA: HEEY! WUZZ HANNIN , THIS YA BOI BOI T** IM LOOKN 2 DATE SEXY GORGEOUS WOMEN THATS DTF, IF U LOOKN 4 A NICE RESPECTABLE GENTLEMEN , DAT KNOWS HOW 2 TREAT A WOMEN, IM YOUR MAN, IM SINGLE , IM 25 YEARS OLD , IM 4RM ******* BUT NOW STAYING N *****...I WRK & SKUL PART TIME, IM A MMA FIGHTER AT AKA LOCATED IN ******....IM A RAPER & PRODUCER , IM VERY ACTIVE & ADVENTUREOUS , I LIKE 2 TRAVEL & DEW ALOT OF FUN THINGS , I LIKE MOVIES , SPORTS , SHOOTING RANGE, POOL & BOWLING...I LIGHT WEIGHT CLUB , IM A GENTLEMEN , VERY OPEN & HONEST, POSITIVE UP LIFTING & OUTGOING , SUM TIMES MYSTERIOUS IF U FEEL IM SUM 1 U CAN CONECT WIT , I WOULD LIKE 2 TRADE NUMBERS & TALK 2 U DIRECT...GET & ME. I WOULD LIKE 2 HOOK UP & GET ACTIVE WITH A NICE SEXY PRETTY HOT GORGEOUS YOUNG LADY , THATS DTF IF IT COMES TO IT, & DEW OTHER FUN ACTIVITIES.

So you're a "raper" who's DTF? Hmmmmmm.........*thumbs down*

A gentleman raper who is DTF.... lmao. Epic Fail.

[Shawn Mack]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

Unfortunately, this tale from the crypt comes out every now and again.
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ETA: HEEY! WUZZ HANNIN , THIS YA BOI BOI T** IM LOOKN 2 DATE SEXY GORGEOUS WOMEN THATS DTF, IF U LOOKN 4 A NICE RESPECTABLE GENTLEMEN , DAT KNOWS HOW 2 TREAT A WOMEN, IM YOUR MAN, IM SINGLE , IM 25 YEARS OLD , IM 4RM ******* BUT NOW STAYING N *****...I WRK & SKUL PART TIME, IM A MMA FIGHTER AT AKA LOCATED IN ******....IM A RAPER & PRODUCER , IM VERY ACTIVE & ADVENTUREOUS , I LIKE 2 TRAVEL & DEW ALOT OF FUN THINGS , I LIKE MOVIES , SPORTS , SHOOTING RANGE, POOL & BOWLING...I LIGHT WEIGHT CLUB , IM A GENTLEMEN , VERY OPEN & HONEST, POSITIVE UP LIFTING & OUTGOING , SUM TIMES MYSTERIOUS IF U FEEL IM SUM 1 U CAN CONECT WIT , I WOULD LIKE 2 TRADE NUMBERS & TALK 2 U DIRECT...GET & ME. I WOULD LIKE 2 HOOK UP & GET ACTIVE WITH A NICE SEXY PRETTY HOT GORGEOUS YOUNG LADY , THATS DTF IF IT COMES TO IT, & DEW OTHER FUN ACTIVITIES.

So you're a "raper" who's DTF? Hmmmmmm.........*thumbs down*

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Well at least i come out, and i think its a good thing that im not always on the computer. So are you looking for a good man or a computer freak ?

[Shawn Mack]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

Unfortunately, this tale from the crypt comes out every now and again.

ETA: HEEY! WUZZ HANNIN , THIS YA BOI BOI T** IM LOOKN 2 DATE SEXY GORGEOUS WOMEN THATS DTF, IF U LOOKN 4 A NICE RESPECTABLE GENTLEMEN , DAT KNOWS HOW 2 TREAT A WOMEN, IM YOUR MAN, IM SINGLE , IM 25 YEARS OLD , IM 4RM ******* BUT NOW STAYING N *****...I WRK & SKUL PART TIME, IM A MMA FIGHTER AT AKA LOCATED IN ******....IM A RAPER & PRODUCER , IM VERY ACTIVE & ADVENTUREOUS , I LIKE 2 TRAVEL & DEW ALOT OF FUN THINGS , I LIKE MOVIES , SPORTS , SHOOTING RANGE, POOL & BOWLING...I LIGHT WEIGHT CLUB , IM A GENTLEMEN , VERY OPEN & HONEST, POSITIVE UP LIFTING & OUTGOING , SUM TIMES MYSTERIOUS IF U FEEL IM SUM 1 U CAN CONECT WIT , I WOULD LIKE 2 TRADE NUMBERS & TALK 2 U DIRECT...GET & ME. I WOULD LIKE 2 HOOK UP & GET ACTIVE WITH A NICE SEXY PRETTY HOT GORGEOUS YOUNG LADY , THATS DTF IF IT COMES TO IT, & DEW OTHER FUN ACTIVITIES.

So you're a "raper" who's DTF? Hmmmmmm.........*thumbs down*

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Check out my new signature
when you get a chance, now look me on facebook
so you can see im a real person

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by Shawn Mack

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Check out my new signature
when you get a chance, now look me on facebook
so you can see im a real person

Kind of curious, here. This is directed to your siggy. Umm, why do you think it's "not cool" being single?

[BluPhire]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

Unfortunately, this tale from the crypt comes out every now and again.

ETA: HEEY! WUZZ HANNIN , THIS YA BOI BOI T** IM LOOKN 2 DATE SEXY GORGEOUS WOMEN THATS DTF, IF U LOOKN 4 A NICE RESPECTABLE GENTLEMEN , DAT KNOWS HOW 2 TREAT A WOMEN, IM YOUR MAN, IM SINGLE , IM 25 YEARS OLD , IM 4RM ******* BUT NOW STAYING N *****...I WRK & SKUL PART TIME, IM A MMA FIGHTER AT AKA LOCATED IN ******....IM A RAPER & PRODUCER , IM VERY ACTIVE & ADVENTUREOUS , I LIKE 2 TRAVEL & DEW ALOT OF FUN THINGS , I LIKE MOVIES , SPORTS , SHOOTING RANGE, POOL & BOWLING...I LIGHT WEIGHT CLUB , IM A GENTLEMEN , VERY OPEN & HONEST, POSITIVE UP LIFTING & OUTGOING , SUM TIMES MYSTERIOUS IF U FEEL IM SUM 1 U CAN CONECT WIT , I WOULD LIKE 2 TRADE NUMBERS & TALK 2 U DIRECT...GET & ME. I WOULD LIKE 2 HOOK UP & GET ACTIVE WITH A NICE SEXY PRETTY HOT GORGEOUS YOUNG LADY , THATS DTF IF IT COMES TO IT, & DEW OTHER FUN ACTIVITIES.

So you're a "raper" who's DTF? Hmmmmmm.........*thumbs down*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnlNILIMgCI

[AGDee]

I can't even read that. Unreal!

[jhawk2817]

wow,,,u sound a lil bit different from others,,,honestly more serious and focused than most other ladies,,,,i do stopby here just read and laugh by wat a lot of ppl here both male n female writes but strangely u made a huge impression on me and dats i took a 2nd look and read ur profile again,,,,wow,i tink ur unique,,,be proud of it girl,,,,never think serious minded ppl can be here as i see here like fun place to see different ideas expressed in profiles,,,,think am impressed well,i will like to kno u more,,,u kno wat,,,just call me,basically after 8pm as i get off 730pm,,,i do a 12hr shit,,,so call me from 8pm-9pm and am available,,i dnt mind giving u my nos as i think u sound maturedly but u hv my mandate to call me ok,,,, till i hear from u back ok,,,,virginboy (***)***-****

OMFG! give me his number lmao!!!

[groovypq]

Originally Posted by jhawk2817

wow,,,u sound a lil bit different from others,,,honestly more serious and focused than most other ladies,,,,i do stopby here just read and laugh by wat a lot of ppl here both male n female writes but strangely u made a huge impression on me and dats i took a 2nd look and read ur profile again,,,,wow,i tink ur unique,,,be proud of it girl,,,,never think serious minded ppl can be here as i see here like fun place to see different ideas expressed in profiles,,,,think am impressed well,i will like to kno u more,,,u kno wat,,,just call me,basically after 8pm as i get off 730pm,,,i do a 12hr shit,,,so call me from 8pm-9pm and am available,,i dnt mind giving u my nos as i think u sound maturedly but u hv my mandate to call me ok,,,, till i hear from u back ok,,,,virginboy (***)***-****

OMFG! give me his number lmao!!!

That's gotta hurt.

[jhawk2817]

and this dude MANDATES her to call him, like he speaks on behalf of the UN Security Council.

[christiangirl]