In This Post We Post Too Much Information (Easily Offended Need Not To Enter)

[AlwaysSAI]

I wish I had something worthy to post in this thread. But, I just don't think farts and boners are that....offensive. That sort of thing is not typically talked about in the general public.

As I've said before, though, it takes a lot to offend me--in all aspects of life.

[knight_shadow]

Originally Posted by agzg

You know - the kind where you feel sicker AFTER you go. Weird.

I've actually passed out in the bathroom after one of "those" ... Not pleasant at all.

Originally Posted by AlwaysSAI

As I've said before, though, it takes a lot to offend me--in all aspects of life.

Same here, but most of this stuff is just "TMI for GC."

[LucyKKG]

Did I ever tell you guys about when I got food poisoning RIGHT before starting my spring break? I ate a salad after finishing my last take-home final, then I drove to campus to print it out and turn it in. (I was running low on grocery funds, so I think the ingredients were a little past their prime.) By the time it had printed, I had to run outside to puke in the bushes. I was then stuck in a public bathroom for AN HOUR with it coming out of both ends. Like yellow bile-looking puke. Ewww! A few people asked if I was ok, and one nice girl got me some water. <3 <3 Thank you girl with the yellow shoes and British accent! It was awful. I've never been that sick before or after.
Oh, and I had ZERO reception in that bathroom. When I was finally done, I cleaned up, then called my boyfriend. I was too weak to climb up the hill to my professor's office to turn in my paper, so he picked me up and did it for me. My paper was turned in about 15 minutes after the deadline, but I got excused. Oh, and I got an A- in the class. Woo!

[agzg]

Ladies, if I'm not mistaken, when you puke while sitting on the toilet it's called a screaming genie. Don't ask me how I know that (fraternity men sometimes made a habit of sharing TMI in college).

[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by agzg

Ladies, if I'm not mistaken, when you puke while sitting on the toilet it's called a screaming genie.

I decided to look it up because I had an unfortunate situation fitting that description this weekend. That's almost right--it's when you puke so hard that you poop on yourself. Not quite my situation, so I feel slightly better. (I had to throw up all of a sudden, but couldn't turn around because I was in the middle of peeing. That's NEVER happened to me before, but my cousin said it happened to her once when we were little.)

[KSig RC]

Originally Posted by agzg

Ladies, if I'm not mistaken, when you puke while sitting on the toilet it's called a screaming genie. Don't ask me how I know that (fraternity men sometimes made a habit of sharing TMI in college).

I prefer the simpler "pook"

[Xanthus]

I hate it when I feel a loose booger in my nose that needs to be picked. Usually I blow my nose, but that doesn't always do the trick.

[AlwaysSAI]

I have a really, really high pain tolerance. But, I just have to say--I am in pain. I stepped on my flat iron on Sunday (don't ask) and burned the top & bottom of my right foot.

The bottom of my foot is doing okay, but the top, not so much. I'm pretty sure it's infected. The puss leaks through the band-aids and onto my socks every day. It's all inflamed and red and sore.

[cheerfulgreek]

This cat scratched and bit me today, like really bad. My hand is wrapped up like, completely, but it still hurts. This is a pic of me cleaning her teeth before she totally freaked out. When her owner came to pick her up, I reached in to get her, and she freaked. It took two people to get her off of my hand. I guess she wanted to try out her clean teeth on me....

[XanaduAZ]

I've got a major woody right now. It's not like I'm really thinking hard about some chick, or a piece of ass. I just have a hard on. It's one of those hard ons where I just want to bang a chick just to get it back down. I think I'll just wig and go to bed, because it sucks going to bed with a woody.

[dreamseeker]

Originally Posted by XanaduAZ

I think I'll just wig and go to bed, because it sucks going to bed with a woody.

i'd be scared to go to bed with one, might roll over on it lol.

[XanaduAZ]

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

This cat scratched and bit me today, like really bad. My hand is wrapped up like, completely, but it still hurts. This is a pic of me cleaning her teeth before she totally freaked out. When her owner came to pick her up, I reached in to get her, and she freaked. It took two people to get her off of my hand. I guess she wanted to try out her clean teeth on me....

I'll bet you'd give an awesome oral examination. How much do you charge for your services? Haha

[christiangirl]

^^^Sounds like you need a doctor, darlin'. I remember in college, a girl stepped on the prongs of her cell phone charger and they went aaaaaall the way in. Like, down to the "white meat." She was on crutches for quite a bit.

[AlwaysSAI]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

^^^Sounds like you need a doctor, darlin'. I remember in college, a girl stepped on the prongs of her cell phone charger and they went aaaaaall the way in. Like, down to the "white meat." She was on crutches for quite a bit.

My mom made me go to the doctor today. She said it looks like it's healing well. but, it still hurts like hell and is all red. She gave me some antibiotic ointment to put on it, so I'll be starting that tomorrow. I think, right now, I'm going to douse in peroxide. I really do have a really high pain tolerance. Seriously, I had the first surgery I can remember when I was 4. Had a round of injections and was casted when I was 15....this little burn is making me feel like a pussy.

ETA: Maybe I'll really go for the killer and post a picture of it. (;

[1stSoon2BePhD]

It's so hot in Spain that when I wear sneakers to work, no matter how much powder I put in my shoes, my feet are always smellin' like corn chips and cow manure when I get home!