sorority paddle hazing - Page 5

ISUKappa · #61 08-01-2005, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by KLPDaisy
Now I do thanks to you.

I try!

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Originally posted by AXiD670 It was hot and sunny all last week while I was at work, but this weekend it was rainy, so I couldn't lay by the pool. Does that mean it's a conspiracy to make me remain white and pasty for the rest of the summer?

Absolutely.

And now, for perhaps the best quote evar on Conspiracies:

Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it's a well known fact, Sunny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentaveret, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
Tony Giardino: So who's in this Pentaveret?
Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went heads up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eye! And that smug look on his face, "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"
Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?
Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

Senusret I · #62 08-01-2005, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by carnation
This is typical V*E*R*Z*W*Y*V*E*L*T poop. Get outta here, didn't the judge tell you to lay off the Greeks?

Another typical Verzy maneuver: "I'm leaving!" and they're back in 10 minutes with more mierda.

Oh.

My.

God.

SERIOUSLY????

Wow.

This is my first foray into the V world, and I don't mean the reptilian aliens who eat mice and people!

Tom Earp · #63 08-01-2005, 03:46 PM

If this keeps getting so right and left, socialist economics and the good the bad and the ugly, why not move this to a proper Thread, Do Polotics sound familiar?

Yep, I beleive Kennedy was killed but for boinking one of teh Mobs Girls and Bobby was whacked for trying to screw the Mob!

So, Now what does that make Me a political MOB Nutsoid?

I am a Right Wiged Ex Democrat now a Left Winged Republican or maybe a Moderate of sorts who should be Green Peace?

#64 08-01-2005, 03:47 PM

HEY THERE BARB...HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE YOU THREATENED ME AND THE OTHERS 4 YEARS AGO!

You'd think that going in front of a judge would help her spell (or at least know where to put the freaking apostrophes).

GO AWAY BARB! Or we'll get a judge to do it for you!

Sister Havana · #65 08-01-2005, 03:55 PM

Don't forget your hat:

tinydancer · #66 08-01-2005, 03:59 PM

Well, that was.......different! I was too late for the Vs drama. Now I see what I missed.

OTW and Sister Havana - you both have me rollin' over here!!

WCUgirl · #67 08-01-2005, 04:00 PM

I think this thread is part of a conspiracy to keep me from doing any actual work today.

bekibug · #68 08-01-2005, 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by AXiD670
You win this thread.

Yay! The funny thing is, I really did wash an aqua shirt with nothing red and it came out with red stains. 7 treatments/washes with Shout later, no more red! I was excited, because it was a new shirt, and I love it. Can't have new stuff you love getting ruined!

Tom Earp · #69 08-01-2005, 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by tinydancer
Well, that was.......different! I was too late for the Vs drama. Now I see what I missed.

OTW and Sister Havana - you both have me rollin' over here!!

With Ya tinydancer!!!!!

THINK OTW about said it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW, Love the hats! Making Crop Circles are they?

JenMarie · #70 08-01-2005, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by bekibug
Yay! The funny thing is, I really did wash an aqua shirt with nothing red and it came out with red stains. 7 treatments/washes with Shout later, no more red! I was excited, because it was a new shirt, and I love it. Can't have new stuff you love getting ruined!

I was trying soooooo hard not to burst out laughing at work.

GeekyPenguin · #71 08-01-2005, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by KSigkid
Exactly - he's responsible for every problem, from the founding of the United States to the present day.

Today I'm blaming him for the microwave not working in the staff kitchen.

On this other board I post at, they occasionally make threads like: "Printer out of paper - THANKS BUSH!" or "Constipated again - THANKS BUSH!", etc. It's really funny and I think we should do this on GC.

Tom Earp is running off at the mouth again - THANKS BUSH!

Rudey · #72 08-01-2005, 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
On this other board I post at, they occasionally make threads like: "Printer out of paper - THANKS BUSH!" or "Constipated again - THANKS BUSH!", etc. It's really funny and I think we should do this on GC.

Tom Earp is running off at the mouth again - THANKS BUSH!

I think BobbytheDon caught HIV - THANKS BUSH!

-Rudey

GeekyPenguin · #73 08-01-2005, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by Tom Earp
If this keeps getting so right and left, socialist economics and the good the bad and the ugly, why not move this to a proper Thread, Do Polotics sound familiar?

Yep, I beleive Kennedy was killed but for boinking one of teh Mobs Girls and Bobby was whacked for trying to screw the Mob!

So, Now what does that make Me a political MOB Nutsoid?

I am a Right Wiged Ex Democrat now a Left Winged Republican or maybe a Moderate of sorts who should be Green Peace?

Um, that's not why Kennedy was killed. Try again.

kddani · #74 08-01-2005, 06:48 PM

if we don't stop paddling, the terrorists will win!!!!!!!

starang21 · #75 08-01-2005, 07:11 PM

recap?