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Old 04-12-2005, 11:59 AM
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i thought this was funny.

Brad Pitt wants to put an end to all the rumors swirling around about his marriage bust up and his relationship with Angelina Jolie, so he's set up a phone number to tell it like it is. But it's gonna cost you $.49 a minute. Just dial 1-900-NOT-TRUE to hear Brad deny, deny, deny. Brad's publicist says, "This service represents a great bargain for Brad Pitt fans everywhere." If you decide to call 1-900-NOT-TRUE, you'll hear a very cheery Brad saying, "Thank you for calling the Angelina Jolie Rumor Hotline. Because your call is important to us, we have installed the carefully before making your selection. To hear me deny that Angelina broke up my marriage to Jennifer Aniston, press 1. To hear me deny stories about my spending several nights in following menu to help facilitate the denial of your favorite rumor. For your protection your call may be monitored. Please listen Angelina's trailer while we were filming "Mr. and Mrs. Smith," which is scheduled for a June release, press 2. To hear me deny spending Easter weekend with Angelina at a posh resort while doing publicity for "Mr. and Mrs. Smith," in which we play a bored husband-and-wife spy team, press 3. To hear me deny that Angelina and I are planning to get married before the June release of "Mr. and Mrs. Smith," press 4. To hear me deny that Angelina is pregnant, press 5. To hear me deny rumors you may not have heard about yet, press 6. To find out how many men-and women-that two-bit, rumor-mongering whore Janice Min, editor of US Weekly, slept with last month, press 7."
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