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05-22-2003, 01:28 AM
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Maybe your penis got banned along with some other d*cks I know....  
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05-22-2003, 01:35 AM
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Originally posted by KDatUTC
Maybe your penis got banned along with some other d*cks I know....
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funny stuff!
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05-22-2003, 02:23 AM
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It seems the "missing" thread is more popular than the original was.
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05-22-2003, 07:19 AM
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It's not missing, it's on vacation. It's just hanging out and relaxing and taking advantage of a little down time.
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05-22-2003, 07:38 AM
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Does this penis have any distinguishing characteristics? How would we know if we found it? Does it have a name? Does it come when called? Has it been lost before, and if so, where was it found? Does it have any favorite hiding places? I don’t want to seem untouched by this problem, but why should we be concerned about one lost penis. After all, I have never noticed a penis shortage.
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05-22-2003, 07:49 AM
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This sounds like a job for:
Scooby Doo
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05-22-2003, 11:34 AM
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Originally posted by justamom
It's not missing, it's on vacation. It's just hanging out and relaxing and taking advantage of a little down time.
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LOLOLOL.
A penis shortage? Well if the reported average is 5 inches, yes, I would definitely call that SHORTAGE.
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05-22-2003, 11:53 AM
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Originally posted by KDatUTC
Maybe your penis got banned along with some other d*cks I know....
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This is why I love Ivory! lol She's this sweet, demure li'l southern gal then every once in awhile she lets loose with a whopper like this and I'm like, "where did THAT come from???" 
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05-22-2003, 12:01 PM
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Originally posted by librasoul22
LOLOLOL.
A penis shortage? Well if the reported average is 5 inches, yes, I would definitely call that SHORTAGE.
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size does not matter. it's how u use it, so i've been told.
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05-22-2003, 02:29 PM
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size does not matter. it's how u use it, so i've been told.
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Arya, I'm one of the few people who will agree with that statment. Of course I'm sure some others would completely disagree. Guess I've just gotten lucky, that's all
***BTW, I think I saw the missing penis prancing around Dupont Circle yesterday. You might wanna go get him. He's too little to be out on his own in a place like that.***
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05-22-2003, 02:33 PM
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That is one well-travelled penis. 
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05-22-2003, 02:39 PM
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Pretty soon the penis will fake its own death then begin popping up at Burger Kings and Wal Marts all over the country.
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05-22-2003, 02:51 PM
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Originally posted by KillarneyRose
This is why I love Ivory! lol She's this sweet, demure li'l southern gal then every once in awhile she lets loose with a whopper like this and I'm like, "where did THAT come from???"
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LOL, well us Southern gals gotta have fun too
Um, "demure"...OMG that's a first!!
Thanks Tracy, I loves ya too!
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05-22-2003, 03:23 PM
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Originally posted by Cream
That is one well-travelled penis.
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Is that a good thang? Cause I've heard the more you travel the more you are prone to disease....I dunno, just making sure. 
*James, dude, you know I am joking wit ya and having some fun!! I honestly know nothing of your penis, and I hope you do find it (you know for your own good)*
Must add that this is my 911th post, and its the isht, casue 911 is my fave #!!
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05-22-2003, 06:21 PM
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james honey, did you find your penis? there was a blurb on msnbc, but i missed it!
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