Things you want to say

[justamom]

I have a tendency to speak my mind without censoring the bitchy parts.


YEAH!!! One more for the debate team!!!!

[KABillyMac]

HAHAHAHAH hell yeah, she is the female version of me. Cant wait to turn her loose on some of the wackos running around here.

[lovelyivy84]

To the guy:

please, please, please, grow the f up. No one is impressed by what your parents own. No one believes that youare even REMOTELY ghetto. You went to boarding school and you are at this school with no financial aid, but you are just sooooo ghetto and edgy, aren't you? So someone once tried to buy crack from you? Bitch, that is NOT COOL. NO ONE THINKS THAT SHIT IS COOL. They did not let yo dumb ass into an Ivy League Institution because you could rap. Your name ain't Master Papichulo. Also, stop talking shit about my other guy friends. You know damn well why we are not cool anymore and they have nothing to do with it. Don't fault me for choosing to associate with people who can respect me as a person. I wish that you loved yourself more and stopped punishing everyone around you who gave two craps about your wellbeing.

ALSO never ever talk to me about my sorority. You had a bad experience with AKA's, so be it but in one year we did more service to the community than the four years you were with your organisation with your cat ass bros.

To that chick: Yes, we were friends. No we are not now because you are the most passive-aggressive self-centered and mind numbingly pretentious person I have ever met. Don't call me. Don't write me. Just be glad I was too nice to tell you about yourself. And please stop writing your boyfriend's papers for him and letting him pass you around to his friends, that's just sad. Do you know what your two Sorority sisters and I did when you broke up with asshole #1? We laughed! We sat down and laughed our asses off thinking about HOW MUCH SHIT YOU TALKED and how you never said boo to him when he and his new biatch acted like you weren't even in the room. DON'T LET YOUR MOUTH WRITE A CHECK THAT YO ASS CAN'T CASH. And btw, please stop telling black people that the reason you joined your GLO instead of a BGLO is because they had the highest percentage of female lawyers. We all think that is highly unsisterly and sad. I think I like the people in your org more than you do. And lastly, stay off the drugs. Prozac clearly is not helping you.

dad: Please stop trying to call me. I don't want to talk to you since I have nothing positive to say. IT was hard enough just being nice to you this Christmas. Concentrate on my lil sis, the one child that you haven't fucked up with yet and I will pray that it works out for the two of you. I just don't need you in my life. There is sucha thing as too little too late.

[lovelyivy84]

I have one more to add, and I'll make it short.

KGB: WHO IN THE HELL LEFT THE GATE OPEN? What are you doing with your life? I am all for letting people find their own way in life, but umm working in a fast food joint when you have a degree that your parents paid hella money for???? Get your priorities straight (your girlfriend is suuuuuuch a ho, I can't believe you are fucking it up for that biatch) and your shit together.

Oh yeah, and take a bath. Change your clothes every day, at least once a day. Shave. Go to the gym someday. Then stop bitching about why most girls don't like you. You attract degenerates.

[Steeltrap]

Originally posted by lovelyivy84
I have one more to add, and I'll make it short.

KGB: WHO IN THE HELL LEFT THE GATE OPEN? What are you doing with your life? I am all for letting people find their own way in life, but umm working in a fast food joint when you have a degree that your parents paid hella money for???? Get your priorities straight (your girlfriend is suuuuuuch a ho, I can't believe you are fucking it up for that biatch) and your shit together.

Oh yeah, and take a bath. Change your clothes every day, at least once a day. Shave. Go to the gym someday. Then stop bitching about why most girls don't like you. You attract degenerates.

CTFU. CTFU. CTFU at my Soror.
Back to your regularly scheduled thread.

[tridelta4ever]

I am so glad that I found this board because you all are so cool. BillyMac, I've been reading some of your posts and I do think we might share a brain cell and KillarneyRose, thanks for the compliment. It made my day!

I will definitely be keeping a lookout on the board for bungholes that try to make other people feel like crap. Then I will start cracking the verbal whip on their asses. he he

Can't wait to hear more of the rants that people are afraid to let out. I feel so liberated now!

Ciao for now!

[dzrose93]

To GY: The reason that you have NEVER had anything more than a one-night stand with a guy in all your 26 years is because you are a loud-mouthed, obnoxious, immature hooker who doesn't have a single social clue. No, normal people do NOT invite themselves to the friend of a friend's wedding just because they hear that there's going to be an open bar at the reception. And they sure as heck don't try to share a hotel room at said wedding with a married couple!

Stop hitting on other girls' men and you MIGHT keep a girl friend for longer than one week. The fact that you've lost 20 lbs. in the past few months through Metabolife doesn't matter much when you were 40 lbs. overweight to begin with. The loss of a couple dress sizes doesn't, as my big sister so articulately put it, "make you Miss America" or suddenly transform you into "God's gift to men." You may look a tad better on the outside, but your personality completely overshadows those minute physical changes.

Moving on... If you feel the urge to talk about me to a complete stranger who you just met 10 minutes ago, it might be a good idea to check and make sure that she isn't one of my sorority sisters who is going to call me the first chance she gets to tell me about your attempt to trash my name. If you had the brains God gave a goat, you might have figured out that someone who is from my college and in my sorority MIGHT be an acquaintance of mine.

I'm so sorry that the fact that I have a decent, caring boyfriend who I enjoy spending time with makes you pea-green with envy, but that doesn't give you the right to make up lies and tell MY friends that he hits on you all the time. Hello! You have met him ONCE for 20 minutes at a wedding (you remember - the one you WEREN'T invited to?), and **newsflash** he was completely, totally, unequivocally unimpressed. He was simply too polite to point out the fact that you were making an absolute spectacle of yourself as you **unsuccessfully** attempted to hit on him with me standing 4 feet away taking in the whole incident. You should just be thanking your lucky stars that I was in a good mood that night; otherwise you probably wouldn't still be around to make up all your little stories.

One more thing: The fact that I enjoy my boyfriend's company does NOT mean that I am stuck up his a$$. He's got nothing to do with the fact that we don't have "girls night out" anymore. Personally, I'd rather go swimming in chummed waters with Jaws than hang out with you on a Friday night, listening to you drone on and on about how happy you are that I decided to come party, knowing full well that you'll be badmouthing me the moment I get up from the table. The way I see it, at least Jaws doesn't pretend to be my friend.

Okay, I feel MUCH better now. Thanks to the beginner of this thread!

[KABillyMac]

Originally posted by tridelta4ever
I will definitely be keeping a lookout on the board for bungholes that try to make other people feel like crap. Then I will start cracking the verbal whip on their asses. he he

*sigh*

[tridelta4ever]

DZ Rose, your venting made ME feel better! I have a person in my life that sounds very similar to the hootch you were going off on, so I hope you don't mind me cutting and pasting what you wrote into an email to that beeotch in my life. *ugh* I feel so sad that so many of us women have people like that in our lives - girls who try to steal our boyfriends, talk trash about us, lie through the roof, and still want to borrow money which of course they won't pay back. Let's kick those hootchies to the curb!

[dzrose93]

Originally posted by tridelta4ever
DZ Rose, your venting made ME feel better! I have a person in my life that sounds very similar to the hootch you were going off on, so I hope you don't mind me cutting and pasting what you wrote into an email to that beeotch in my life. *ugh* I feel so sad that so many of us women have people like that in our lives - girls who try to steal our boyfriends, talk trash about us, lie through the roof, and still want to borrow money which of course they won't pay back. Let's kick those hootchies to the curb!

TriDelta... Honey, you cut and paste away! Sounds like you and I are on the same wavelength.

[AXOLiz]

Ok, most of the time I'm content to read what all the rest of you have to say, but I HAVE to post on this one:

To the ex who "still wants to be friends": for the love of all things holy, don't e-mail me out of the blue acting all concerned about my life and then ignore me when I try to talk to you. Oh wait, you only started to ignore me AFTER I said I wouldn't sleep with you despite the fact that you've "always wanted me." I wouldn't spend "just one night" with you during the whopping two weeks we lasted before you freaked me out and said you wanted to get married, why the HELL do you think I'd do it now that you're engaged to some freaky chick who's stuck in the 80's (that perm went out DECADES ago). And then you have the nerve to ignore me when I still try to talk to your sorry ass? It's not my fault that you can't seem to get over me, it's not my fault your girlfriend doesn't put out like you want her to (and I wouldn't either if I had to completely support you financially while you whined about how much your life sucks), and it's not my fault that you're the one who decided to contact me, so don't blow me off when I think you're mature enough to handle talking again. I wasn't the one propositioning you, and even if I did, I'm not in a relationship, so kiss my ass. Oh, and for the record, that poem you've wrote to your wonderful fiancee about your undying love and affection MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT!!!! Like the webpage you made for her makes up for the fact that you tried to cheat on her.

To a recent alum of our chapter: I like you, I really do. I would still like to be your friend. BUT IF YOU DON'T GET OVER YOURSELF I AM GOING TO DROP KICK YOUR SORRY ASS TO FREAKIN CANADA. Yes, you graduated. Yes, you're in ***LAW SCHOOL***. Stop bragging, and stop trying to make me feel crappy just because I scored better on the lsat, have better grades, and decided to put off going to school. I know I can only afford to go somewhere local right now, and not to knock your school, but IT SUCKS and I'm holding out for something better because I actually have standards. And speaking of standards, quit complaining that I'm "cheapening" your "relations" with the latest love of your life. YOU MADE OUT WITH HIM IN A HALLWAY BECAUSE HIS FORD FOCUS WAS TOO SMALL. Please. Maybe I'd find it romantic if he would've actually broken up with his girlfriend first. Oh wait, he's at home over break "talking" to her now. I'm sure he'll break up with her since you're STILL giving him lovin despite the fact that he has someone at home. Not to copy off another venter on here, but MY ASS. Oh, and for ther record, I realize your future roomie is your bestest friend EVER and all, but she's my friend too. GET OVER IT. We hang out and we're close and I know that makes you sooooo mad you have to whine and pout every time all of us go out, but here's a newsflash, YOU CAN STILL BE FRIENDS. She is capable of being friends with (insert climactic music here) MORE THAN ONE PERSON AT THE SAME TIME!!!!! And all that time we spend hanging out and talking does not mean we're talking about you. We have better stuff to talk about than all your stupid drama. And stop whining that we always drive together places and leave you to drive by yourself. You're the one who chose to live on the other side of town, what are we supposed to do, take separate cars all the time when we live 10 minutes away from each other and have to go 30 minutes away so we can meet somewhere more convenient for you? Oh, and that little hissy fit you threw on the extremely crowded New York subway because you had to sit across the aisle from us instead of right next to your BESTEST FRIEND EVER qualifies you for being completely and utterly PSYCHO. You're 22 years old, stop acting like you're 3.

Sorry for the language and the ranting. I also did not mean to offend anyone who still has an 80's perm.

I feel better now.

[AXOLiz]

Oh, and I forgot one!

To one of my roommates: First, stop complaining about your grades and your classes when you don't go to them and don't do your work. I have never asked for an extension on anything, and these nice people keep giving them to you because of all of your "problems." Your problem is you need to get off your ass and study! And no, staying up all night making IM away messages from Michelle Branch songs does not qualify as work. Other people have just as much if not more going on in their lives than you do, stop acting like your life is the worst in the history of the world. Oh, and no one wants to see you parade around the room in your completely see-through undies that are 5 sizes too small while you apply lotion to your entire body. Just because the married guy you're getting on said you have the "body of a goddess" (and the only way that's even remotely true is if he's talking about Buddha), that doesn't mean we want to see it ALL THE TIME. Put some damn clothes on, and while you're at it, stop bringing freaky, greasy, and smelly guys over to our room every night and then grope each other in the middle of the floor.

And to the guys: When the roommate asks if you want to see one of the following:

a. Her toe that the nail fall off of
b. Her fat rolls
c. Pictures where she's getting on icky guys in high school
d. Scrapbooks from family vacations

JUST SAY NO!!!!!

[lifesaver]

KABM, I as well think I found the love of MY life today. Her name is AXOLiz.

Originally posted by AXOLiz
YOU MADE OUT WITH HIM IN A HALLWAY BECAUSE HIS FORD FOCUS WAS TOO SMALL.

HAHAHAHAHAH! I love it.

I also did not mean to offend anyone who still has an 80's perm.

I am dying over here.

PS: Its ok if you offended someone with an 80's perm. They offend us by having one.

[tridelta4ever]

Ok...DZRose, you have now inspired me to finish what I started here. I have a few more people to...ahem...bitch about.

My boyfriend's mother: DEAR LORD, WOMAN! I always thought that those "mother-in-law" nightmare stories were made for the movies, but you have proven me wrong. I especially loved that summer I had to have you living in my house while you bitched day in and day out about what I ate, wore, and spent my money on. You had the nerve to bring up your son's ex-girlfriend (you know, the one who lied and cheated on him and is a total bitch) over 1 million times in conversation since I have known you. I have tried to be your "bud" but you are just a fucktard, however I will remain cordial to you so that I don't give my boyfriend a nervous breakdown.

Nicole: It was really groovy how you showed your appreciation for me getting your lame ass a job. Yeah, even though the market sucked at that point (and still does) and you have nothing other than working in a Pickle factory for 4 summers in a row and playing sex games with the immigrant farm workers in the pickle freezers for job experience, I got you an entry level job with my up and coming dot com company. You are the biggest bitch for SLEEPING with my boss, the recruiter, and half the editorial staff and then acting surprised when I get pissed off. My favorite part though is that I was the one who got LAID OFF and they kept your skanky ass......although I guess it doesn't matter since the company went out of business about 2 months after and you can't get a good recommendation to save your life. Maybe you'll eventually understand that you don't throw away a friendship for a piece (or in your case, many, many pieces) of ass.

Mom: stop bragging to your friends that you put me through college. I have the 50K in student loans and the W-2's from working 3 jobs at a time. Sometimes I wonder if you are already senile.

Former boss: YOU WILL NEVER, EVER treat me like crap again. I love how I just walked out on you and redeemed myself after putting up with your crap for many a horrid month. You may have money in the bank, but you ain't got class and it absolutely shows that you are nouveau riche. Where I come from, the eat people like you for a midnight snack. Did it ever occur to you WHY the past 5 of your assistants have either left suddenly for "medical reasons" or walked out and never came back? Hmm...might be something to think about. I hope that if our paths cross again, that it will be in a dark alley with a bunch of blood-thirsty lunatics. FREAK.

Weird guy on the plane last week: Just a thought, but it probably isn't a good idea to share stories of the time some guy sexually molested you in a hotel room to someone you've known for literally 15 minutes. I may have to seek counseling due to the images you forced into my head. Yikes.



Allright...that is all for now.

[hocnsoc81]

TriDelta4ever, bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!