It's the End of the World As We Know It!

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by dekeguy

Hay, does anybody really give a rat's ass?

lol
My thoughts, exactly.

[NinjaPoodle]

lol

[exlurker]

Originally Posted by AOII Angel

I'll be getting my picture of the May 21st billboard ready to post to FB asking if anyone is still around on May 21st. I've been saving it since the sign went up near my house a couple weeks ago.

Everybody I know is still around.

Maybe the person who is quoted in the Gospel according to Mark is right:

"But about that day or hour no one knows, neither the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father" (Mark 13:32).

[AOII Angel]

Well I'm glad if it happens on October 21st that I'll at least get to celebrate my birthday on October 20th! It is the best day of the year, after all! Of course, the Mayan calendar says the world ends on my husband's birthday...figures since he says he's never had a good birthday.

[PeppyGPhiB]

Originally Posted by ThetaPrincess24

Awesome! I think this whackjob & his followers forgot this passage along with Mark 13.

Supposedly after days of silence he is supposed to make a statement today and answer to why the rapture didnt happen. I wonder if he will pay back all the money his idiot followers paid to him. I have mixed feelings about people getting their money back.

Apparently only his wife agrees with his theories. None of his children, grandchildren, or great-grandchildren do.

And Romans 16:17-18.

[Senusret I]

Originally Posted by DrPhil

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43140373/?gt1=43001

No Christ's Child Left Behind

Dance break!

"Rapture"

Toe to toe
Dancing very close
Barely breathing
Almost comatose
Wall to wall
People hypnotised
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in Rapture

Back to back
Sacrailiac
Spineless movement
And a wild attack

Face to face
Sadly solitude
And it's finger popping
Twenty-four hour shopping in Rapture

Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's high
DJ's spinnin' are savin' my mind
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
Francois sez fas, Flashe' no do
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and you drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercuries and Subarus
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars
You go out at night and eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe
Don't move too slow, 'cause the man from Mars
Is through with cars, he's eatin' bars
Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour, through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
I said don't stop, do punk rock

Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars when the TV's on
And now he's gone back up to space
Where he won't have a hassle with the human race
And you hip-hop, and you don't stop
Just blast off, sure shot
'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up!

I literally laughed out loud.

Now...I dance.

[AznSAE]

bumping because you all have less than 10 days to prepare