President Earp's Cabinet

[KillarneyRose]

Originally posted by amycat412
Perhaps my position should be changed from Speechwriter to Hollywood Liasion?

After all, who better to get Bon Jovi, Ben Affleck, etc to attend important presidential fundraisers than GC's own resident Hollywood chick amycat??


Amy

Amy, if you can get Chris Klein anywhere near my vicinity, I second your nomination. Shoot, if you can get Chris Klein anywhere near my vicinity, the job is yours!

[amycat412]

LOL, I'll see what I can do... Isn't he a bit young though? LOL

[Tom Earp]

After giving considerable thought the latest selections

Alphachiomy- Speechless Writer, Head of course!!!!

Dejajeve- Public Relation(SHIPS) A LOT is expected of you
Amycat-Hollywood Lazyon, Get them big BUCKS $$$$$ for the campaing and Champaign


BillyO Need a Cheif of Staff that can be TUFFF but somewhat benevolent can you fill the size 14 tennies??

Stay Looney Tuned in for further upates!!!!!!!

[shadokat]

Alright, I'd like to be placed sometime before I fall over as well

I'm applying to be the person who tells you all the good things to say/do, but then in the back room is enjoying the Social Secretary's Activities. OH WAIT, that's CHIEF OF STAFF

[Sue_XO]

I also need a Personal Sec. to keep all of this Stuff Straight! I cant ask 1 st Mom as according to all of the movies we sleep in different bed rooms! Damn, sounds like my life now! Well not sep. rooms as no one to share any room !!!!!!



If the position is still open; my resume is on its way seeing that what I do for a living anyways!

The only chore I will not do is collect cat feces for the the vet (yes, one family asked me to do that - eeeekkkk!!!!!!)

Sue

[KillarneyRose]

Originally posted by amycat412
LOL, I'll see what I can do... Isn't he a bit young though? LOL

Pooh, what's a dozen or so years?

[Dejajeva]

I ACCEPT!

lol
ALl lonely souls, don't you fret!

JEss is here!

[TigerGirl52]

Hey Tom--

Can I be your personal chef???? Seeing as how I'm from cajun country and food is basically a religion here I think I'm more than qualified!!!!! What do you think????

Allison

[moe.ron]

Originally posted by Tom Earp


Oh, Araya, I will not appoint you you ambassador for South Africa, if it is all rite with you how about All of AFRICA?

I'll take the ambasador job to Africa, as long as I'm in Durban so I can surf all day and watch rugby.

[AXO Alum]

[Cheesy Western movie music playing loudly as the scene quiets down, and all eyes turn to face the swingin' saloon doors as the regulators come marching in]

AXO Alum : Well, well, well, - looks like we got some cleaning up to do in this one whore town...

Carnation: You mean one horse town -- SH80 doesn't deserve the credit for being called someone with that much dignity

AXO Alum: Right, right.

Mr. Tom "Wyatt Earp" President: Well now - looks like our
O-FISH-EE-AL regulators are here to keep the peace -- y'all better listen up, cause you don't want no trouble from these two.

Carnation: Mr. President - where should we begin?

Mr. Pres: Well this impotence thing......

AXO Alum: UH, EXCUSE ME, I hardly think that is what Carnation was referring to {pun intended}

Mr. Pres: umm-hmm yes, well, it seems to me that trouble is a brewin' here in GC land once again, and as President, it is my job to make sure that the job gets done.....well actually, its my job to kick back and not do much of anything, while everyone else gets the job done...yeah that sounds about right.

Carnation: Well it looks like we have our work cut out for us - y'all good little GC boys and girls just give us a holler and we'll take care of the problems that are plaguing this town.

AXO Alum: Yeah, and the bad little boys and girls -- well, don't forget Santa Claus is watching, and he gets his "nice" list from us!!

To Be Continued......

[Cheesy Western movie music playing loudly as Mr. President kicks back in his boots, and KABillyMac pours another round for the house...]

[lifesaver]

KABM would SO be the bartender. I never thought about that. I could absolutely see that. He'd be all, "We gots two kinds of Whiskey here partner. The kind you pay for with money, and the kind that gets taken outta youre hide if ya dont pay."

[Tom Earp]

OOPs fell aslepp at the !!

Newbie Since you are a young and nubuial young lady, 1 st Intern! Teach you all I knowl

Sue-XO-- Check with 1 st MOM for semi social secretary but must let me know all! OH there are no pets to do the W-Out House Lawn for any ah of the most semi-impotent persons to do the duty NO matter how they think of them selves!

AXO Alum From Your Post You Would make a very good personell Sec. ? GAWD KNOWeth I need Plenty of help in keeping keeping th lines of accennsion in line in case of liver problems or grape leaves growing out of my ears

Da, Shado and DeltaBabe, I am trying to really to figure out the upmost position , got any Reall GREAT IDEAs that I cn ponder over a flagon of VINO?

Damn, I wonder if I need a DR. Ruth TYPE

NO I NEED A NUBIAN WENCH Well at least one that tells a good story or lies like all get out!!!!

Damn, door bell is going dong!

OHOH is the Sand Man or Person to be correct and looking at ZZZZZZ'S


What a web we spin to make it rite with the world and the rest of the galatic


What ever you say is taken to heart by someone

[DeltAlum]

While I realize that it isn't a cabinet position per se...

Could I be Vice President (In charge of Vice?)

Thanks for your personal consideration.

[moe.ron]

Hey Tom, can I become the Secretary of CD & Tape Trading? If I can, I would love to withdraw my nomination for the Ambs. to Africa.

[Tom Earp]

DA you are a gluton for punishiment!!!!!

YES to the last request, but you have your ass a signments as Press Sec, AND I for one expect you to uphold the position of impotentece that you have been asked to serve for your Pres. to (? ) be in running!

Keep messing, I will take your Night Hoodedness back

NaNa HeyHey -----

The Only Thing Wrong With People, is The People Themselves!

TTFN!!! Ya All! The Kid is out of hear as 6o comes damn early!!!!!