President Earp's Cabinet
 

President-Elect Earp is now taking applications for his cabinet. Please specify the existing cabinet position for which you feel you are qualified or feel free to invent one if one does not yet exist to address an issue you feel is important. You may also nominate another GC'er whom you feel would be appropriate for a position.

Thank you.

Communications here. Speech writer extraordinaire.
LOL

AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
 

AH, KRose how could I forget U. You will Be the Presidental Advisor, My Right Hand Person:) Ah Poetically correct, but neverthe less A great Choice on my part. And of course,I am some what an astuite person.

It is so hard in a man of my impotence for only one to do it alone!!!!! Well some of the naysayers say " Say What"!

Those of little faith do know not what they do until they are led out of the land of sin? to the land of GOOD and FUN:D

KRose, with a little imagining, we could rule the world, hell the universe:D

You will be my main!!!!!!!:)

Hey tom, as NSA, I will make sure the liquor cabinet stays safe. :D ;) :cool:

Alphachiohmy hopes for press secretary slot
 

by Alphachiohmy
The Greekchat Daily News

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Move over Ari Fleischer. Here comes Alphachiohmy for the positions of press secretary.

She can take care of the press conferences, news releases and all external and internal communications. She is a brilliant wordsmith and writer.

Her extensive experience includes reading the comics pages of the San Antonio Express News at age 5, potty training her puppy with issues of newspapers and using newspapers to make paper mache for greek floats. Her television experience includes watching NBC's Friends and ABC's Will and Grace.

She was also the Alpha Chi Omega Communications Chair from 1999-2000.

"I am the best person for the job," she said. "The president would be crazy not to add me to his cabinet."

In lesser important roles she has written for the St. Louis Post-Dispatch and the Southern Illinoisan. She also wrote for her college newspaper, and served as managing editor.

Reporter Alphachiohmy can be reached at alphachiohmy@aol.com.

WELL!!!!!
 

amycat, so appointed!!!:)

You had better protect the Cabinent or you will be demoted to Wine Steward:mad: Well The Cellar in the Far reaches of the Big House!!!!!!

Well actually not really to bad a JOB, you can also be the offical TASTER!:D

Need a MAN OF YOUR TASTES!!!!!;) It is a very taste full position of a man of your distinctions!

Which Position do you be wishing on having when we ride down Penn. Ave in the Inagural Parade in of a large flotilla of large sided trucks provided by SK RC who knows many of the people we need to supply transportation of some good beverages?

How was that in My best Mass. Lingo?:cool:

I would like to be the uh..white house intern..wink wink :) hehe

LOL hey, wine steward doesn't sound bad either. :)

Let me know when State of the Union address is due and I will get right on it!!!

:p

HEY!!!!!
 

There is so much I cannot stand the Preasure with out my cabinet members!!!!!:eek:

All who REALLY want the Impotent jobs not so far designated please Fax me at BR 459!!!
Until we have our GC Party conference in Louisburg, Ks. at which time we will set our Platform we must refain :D (Well some what;) to do all of awfully much additions to any changes!!!

Well we may need more than one No. #1 A wine Steward, An Ale Steward, and A Whiskey/Whisky Steward! Oh Ye of little Faith, there is a DIFF!

Now To The Important patronige job of INTERN, WELL I must think on that appoitment, it is a veryyyyyy important position in the NEW WHITE HOUSE!!!!!

I am in A delima of food, nuked left overs ( God I Know OTW Is Cringing} but I have 3 continents in the Fridge. Ice Box to DeltaAlum!!!!!!

I must go and get sustinece or will never get th GC Party off the Ground!!!!!

Some think I am Crazy, I am not Crazy, I am Insane, THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!

SEE YA!!!!!:D

Hey Tom!....How many interns will you be appointing??? ;)

Make me the Attorney General. I would be a cool job even though I am not a lawyer. But hey I couldn't do any worse than anyone else with all those advisors.

Tom, guard the cabinet I will :cool: It will be fully stocked with any alcohol you can think of ;)

I wanna be the whiskey steward!!!!!!(or um stewardess I suppose?):D :D

(but I would also be an intern......:D )

B., are you trying to take my job? President Earp has already asked me to fill that spot. But I will happily make you my Assistant Attorney General. Or better yet, I will appoint you Independent Counsel In Charge of Muckraking and Generally Making Politicians Lives Miserable. Whaddya think? :D

LOL now THAT sounds like a fun job!