Have you ever... (read the directions)

[Neosoulchild]

Yes, Oprah and the View

Have you ever passed gas while you were alone on the elevator, and when you got off someone was waiting to get on (did you just keep walking, tell them sorry, or try to blame it on someone else)

[GuardsHerLips]

never....



Have you ever called someone a "B" or talked about them like a dog only to turn around and see them standing behind you.

[AKA2D '91]

No.

Have you ever while using the public bathroom, squatted to (tinkle) only to miss the designated area?

[SouthrnBelle]

Yes, but I've always honored the code : "Be neat and wipe the seat."

Have you ever (in an effort to prove your honesty), said "I swear to God" knowing good and heck well you was lying?

[jyhad1906]

yes i have said "i swear to god" while telling a lie, but that was during my young dumb and fulla c*m stage.i don't do that any more honestly, now i just say "... and that's the truth" >;-)


have you ever lied to your special friend about their sexual performance to keep from hurting thier feelings

[Maya AKAngelou]

Heck No!!! No disappointments here!! Well, I take that back, a couple of times it was over in too quick, but hey, he got a little excited....

Have you ever loved someone so much it hurt?

[9dstpm]

My very first love. I loveded him so much. Maybe it felt like I loved him so much that it hurt because we had been together for about 13 years. (From the time I was 12 until I walked away when I was 25)

Have you ever read a magazine while in line at the store?
I will read Soap Opera Digest and People while in line at Super Wally World!

[Thisangel]

all the time. Then put it down when it's time to pay. :-)


Have you ever slept with a friends man/woman?

[abaici]

Hecka Naw

But, have you ever WANTED to sleep with a friend's man/woman?

[Conskeeted7]

No, once I know he's into my girl, all appeal is gone.

Have you ever held a conversation with Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons who came to your door?

[NinjaPoodle]

Have you ever held a conversation with Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons who came to your door?

Yes. They are quite friendly people when we spoke about their religions but the conversation stopped when I invited them to my family’s church service.

Have you ever attended the religious service of a faith other than yours?

[MeezDiscreet]

yeah. a friend of my dad's invited us to mass. it was different...

what is your stupid human trick?

[Dionysus]

I can touch the back of my head with my toes.

Have you ever talked in your sleep while dozing off in a public place?

[Attractive#7]

no

have you ever dozed off on a job interview?

[abaici]

No

Have you ever missed a job interview?