Have you ever... (read the directions)
 

Mkay... this is how this goes... answer the "have you ever" question, and then ask one. No matter how badly you want to, don't go back and answer one that has already been answered. I'll start:

Have you ever dated a man who used (or needed to use) viagra?

ok, I'll bite

answer: No

why would would you want to date a man on the "V";) ?

because i've heard it has worked wonders for people's sex lives.

my question: if you could do one illegal thing and be guaranteed that you wouldn't get caught and no one would know, what would you do?

Rob a bank
 

I'd rob a bank.

Have you ever stolen anything from work valued at over $100?

Are you kidding me?
 

Absolutely, positively H&LLLLLL naw... :eek:

What was the biggest lie you ever told someone with whom you were involved romantically?

That I was going to a retreat for work when I was really going to see another dude.

Have you ever gotten caught "getting acquainted" with yourself? ;)

No. I've never gotten "acquainted."

What is your favorite "naughty novelty" (if any)? (i.e. Motion Lotion, handcuffs, etc. You get the point!)

Orgasmix it's an orgasm enhancement gel.

How short is too short? if you know what I mean

- I guess too short is when you are NOT able to get satisfied properly :confused:


What is the worse thing that you have done on a blind date?

Never been on one

Question-When is the last time you got into a physical fight?

i love it!
 

in may

question: have you ever tried or been successful at stealing someone away from their mate?

Yes.

Q: Where is the craziest place you have ever been intimate?

In my room...with my mother home.

What is the one thing you would tell your boss/mother/best friend (pick one or all) if you would not get into any trouble with them?

I would tell my mom that I am not a virgin

What is the longest time you made a man/woman wait for "love" ?;)

11 years ;)

What's the most public place you've been intimate?