know any good jokes...

[James]

Two men and woman are trapped on a deserted island. They were happy with their arrangement with each other until the woman died.

Two weeks later they were so ashamed of what they were doing they burried her.

Two weeks after that they were so ashamed at what they were doing . . . they dug her back up again.

[DeltaBetaBaby]

ha, ha, james...i am embarassed to admit that i had to read that one a few times before i got it.

[CRMSNTiDEGRL717]

A blonde and a brunette are on an elevator w/ a man. When the man gets off on his floor the brunette comments that he needed head and shoulders. The blonde replied "I know how you give head, but how do you give shoulders?" Stupid, yeah I know.

Here's a somewhat trashy/mean one. No one be offended. A woman w/ no legs or arms is laying on the beach. When a very handsome young man walks by, she calls him over. She tells him she's so embarrased b/c she's never been kissed before and wondered if he would do her the honor. He replies "sure." After they kiss for awhile, she says ya know I've never been F*%#ed, would you mind? He again replies "sure." He then picks her up walks to the ocean waves and throws her in the water and say, "there. Now you're f&%*ed."

[AXiD Sweetie]

Okay, I'm going to revive this thread... Does anyone have any good jokes???

[BetteDavisEyes]

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked & that he must commit suicide if he does.
So this upcoming Saturday at 4 p.m. eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help week out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Taliban & to demonstrate that they think it's o.k. to see women other than their wives nude & to show support for all American women.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-taliban sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists & applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God Bless America.
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.