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If You're Still Wearing Silver Tiffany Jewelry - STOP Right This Second
...or risk being banished forever to the ranks of the uncool!
For Immediate Release
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KillarneyRose
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Silver Tiffany Jewelry Trickles Down to the Unwashed Masses
According to the college intern/sorority girl working for KillarneyRose this semester and her fellow intern/sorority girl in another department, wearing items from Tiffany & Co.'s silver line (the "return to Tiffany" pieces, the heart bracelet, the silver Elsa Peretti heart necklace, etc.) is an indisputable sign that you're poser trying too hard.
"It's to the point that the cafeteria ladies are wearing them now," said Intern #1, a junior at XXX University and a member of ABC sorority.
Small Southeastern College junior Intern #2, a member of XYZ sorority, agrees. "Seriously, nobody I know wears that stuff anymore. Everyone had (Tiffany silver jewelry) my senior year of high school, but that was a long time ago."
Both young women agreed that David Yurman pieces are acceptable, with the exception of the Panther bracelet which is, according to Intern #1, "completely overexposed."
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