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12-23-2005, 10:23 AM
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Bumping in honor of Festivus. 
"H & H...and Elaine!"
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12-23-2005, 11:08 AM
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But I don't want to be a pirate!
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Go Illini!
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12-23-2005, 01:35 PM
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"i thought we had a deal with the pigeons!"
"georgieeeeeeee!" ~george's mother
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Do you know people? Have you interacted with them? Because this is pretty standard no-brainer stuff. -33girl
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12-23-2005, 01:39 PM
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If everything I've ever thought is wrong, then I just have to do the opposite....
Up is down!
Good is Bad!
Left is Right!
Day is Night!
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If there is no wind, Rho
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12-23-2005, 02:05 PM
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BOOKIE: So. You're Elaine Benes. We've been getting calls fro you for 5 years.
ELAINE: So, listen, when this guy calls, if you could just give him my real number..
BOOKIE: (Interrupting) Hey, Charlie! Guess who's here. Elaine Benes.
CHARLIE: Elaine Benes?!
BOOKIE: You make a lot of man friends. You know who's a man? Charlie here, he's a man. You know who else? Me. I'm a man.
CHARLIE: (faintly) I'm a man.
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12-23-2005, 02:10 PM
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And of course George's answering machine:
"Believe it or not, George isn't at home
Please leave a message at the beep
I must be out or I'd pick up the phone
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home..."
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12-23-2005, 05:05 PM
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she had man hands.
he's a close talker.
she's a low talker.
cartwright??? cartwright???
5-10 minute
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12-23-2005, 05:07 PM
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jerry: people....i hate them.
elaine: yeah, they're the worst!
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12-23-2005, 05:10 PM
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george's dad- I'M BACK, BABEE!!!
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12-23-2005, 10:05 PM
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Woman: Mr. O'Brien?
Jerry: No, I'm, uh, Dylan Murphy. Mr. O'Brien had a long trip, he's sleeping.
Eva: Oh, well I don't want to disturb him. We're just rather excited to meet him face to face, finally. We're faithful readers of his newsletter.
Jerry: Newsletter?
Tim: And of course, his great book, "The Game".
Jerry: Oh, yes, he's very proud of his work in the big game. So you've never, uh, met him before?
Eva: No.
Jerry: Never seen a picture of him?
Eva: Never.
Jerry: Not even on the book jacket?
Eva: There was no picture on the book jacket.
Jerry (nudging George): Hey O'Brien, wake up, c'mon, we got company. Wake up.
George: Hello. I'm O'Brien.
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12-24-2005, 04:05 AM
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And you wanted to be my latex salesman
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12-24-2005, 09:48 AM
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George: I WAS IN THE POOL!!
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12-24-2005, 02:23 PM
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"Too bad you couldn't do *that* for a living... You'd be very successful at it. You could sell out Madison Square Garden. Thousands of people could watch you. You could be a big star!"
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12-24-2005, 03:03 PM
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Jerry: You're crazy!
Kramer: Am I? Or am I so sane that I just blew your mind?
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It is all 33girl's fault. ~DrPhil
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12-24-2005, 03:33 PM
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You've got three pints of Kramer in you, buddy.
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