In This Thread, We Talk To Each Other Using Lines from Seinfeld
 

Since that show had so many great lines. :D

"That's what you had to tell me? Your father wears sneakers in the pool?"

"And you want to be my latex salesman?"

"ASSMAN? I'll give him ASSMAN!"

Don't forget to celebrate Festivus on December 23rd. Festivus for the rest of us!

Make checks payable to the Human Fund. ;)

OTW, you are sponge worthy.

Okay, it doesn't quite work, but I love "sponge worthy" more than anything.

"Not that there's anything wrong with that"

"No soup for you!"

Tuck or no tuck?

You can stuff your sorries in a sack, Mister!

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Yada, yada, yada.

"I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats
to every sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So, please,
a little respect, for I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots."


"Serenity Now"

"You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on."

"Maybe the dingo ate your baby..."
- Elaine, to a snooty party guest

"Did you just double-dip that chip?"

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was the sound Jerry's GF's stomach made one episode.

He's a male bimbo... he's a Mimbo.

He took it out.

"Elaine, do you have any idea what happens to a butter-based frosting after sitting 60 years in a poorly ventilated English basement? I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough. Dismissed."
-Mr. Peterman

Sex to SAVE the friendship

Jerry: "Are you Master of your Domain?"
George: "I am King of the County. You?"
Jerry: "Lord of the Manor."
Elaine: "I'm Queen of the castle!"