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04-05-2006, 05:03 PM
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Yo mama is so ugly that her pillow cries at night.
Yo mama is so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.
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04-05-2006, 07:51 PM
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Yo mama so pale, she cries milk and farts chalk dust.
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04-05-2006, 08:16 PM
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Hey...Hey...excuse me....your mader so fat thaaaat whennn she jump for joyyyyyyyyy, she got stuck....ok, thank you
Whatch this to see what I'm talking about
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04-05-2006, 08:50 PM
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OMG russell peters is AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!
gives dane cook a run for his money.
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04-06-2006, 02:57 PM
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yo momma's teeth is so yellow that when she drank water, it turned into lemonade.
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04-06-2006, 03:10 PM
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Yo momma so ugly it looks like she got hit with the ugly stick.
Oh snap son.
Yeah, Yo momma so ugly it looks like she feel out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
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04-06-2006, 03:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Senusret I
Yo mama so pale, she cries milk and farts chalk dust.
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HAHA.
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04-06-2006, 06:01 PM
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ok, that was funny 
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04-06-2006, 06:57 PM
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your momma's vagina is so hairy that when your brother/sister was born he/she died of rugburn.
your momma so fat that if i put a firecracker up her ass and it exploded she would be feeding kids in India for years.
your momma so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner and she went looking.
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04-06-2006, 08:50 PM
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Yo momma's armpits' so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.
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03-29-2007, 01:14 PM
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ttt
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03-29-2007, 05:52 PM
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Yo momma so poor, her rainbow is black and white.
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03-29-2007, 06:35 PM
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Yo mama's butt is so big she has to sit down in shifts...
(I really can't believe I posted in this thread)
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03-29-2007, 10:12 PM
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Yo mama is so fat, when I told her to haul ass she had to make two trips.
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12-19-2008, 04:41 PM
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Yo mama so stupid, she got fired from the M&M company 'cause she threw out all the W's
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