In this thread we talk about GCers mamas!
 

Fire off!

Rudey,

yo momma so ugly...

...well. i mean. just look at you.

BobbytheDon,

Yo mama so fat, she jumped on a rainbow and made Skitttles!

everyone,

your momma so fat she jumped up into the air and got stuck

Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama got a peg leg with a kickstand.

Yo mama so fat, when she walks outside everyone starts singing " You are the world, we are the children"

Yo momma so fat that she sits down in shifts.

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "To Be Continued....."

Yo mama's so fat we're in her right now

dionysis's's's'ssss's' mama so fat, every time she turns around it's her birthday

Yo mama so fat, when she dances, the band skips!

aww it's buttsniffa...how's the pants?

LOL!!! ohmigod, this is takin me back to elementary school.... ahhh... keep 'em comin

Your mama's so old, when she went to camp, Jesus Christ was her counselor!

(Modified from a line in the funniest movie known to man.)