Things You Will Never Hear A Celebrity Say....

[lostnfound117]

Originally posted by msn4med1975
Umm Nelta (yes I gotta call you by your govt name ROFL) you was wrong for that but it was FUNNY.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (blushing.....)...

ok, i'm gonna stop!

[Lady-Z]

I need to lose some weight ~ Mo' Nique

[Kisha]

Originally posted by MeezDiscreet
[hijack]

i actually like JS and i thought their album was really good. i still listen to it.

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but those heffas can sing. I went to an Isley Brothers concert an they opened up for them. They song Amazing Grace and I was ready to take an aisle!!!!!!!!!!

[DSTinguished1]

"We're getting a divorce" (Jada and Will)

[ShiningStar83]

"If she can't use ya comb, don't bring her home" (Kobe, Wesley Snipes)

"I see my dentist on a regular basis" (Jewel, anybody with gold or platinum teefes)

"I've never had lipo, these abs came naturally" (Janet Jackson)

"My mother SUCKS as a stylists" (Beyonce')

"I don't think I'm sexy...really" (Usher)

"I was on vacation" (A.J. from 106 & Park)

"I do not wear too much pink" (Cam'ron)

"Wanna see me and Robert's wedding album?" (Brandy)

"No, I don't model my style/singing/dancing after Usher" (Houston-I Like That)

"I admit, I did NOT invent the remix " (P. Diddy)

[lostnfound117]

"I'm the faithful type." - (Eric Benet, Michael Douglass)

"I'll have hot sauce on those chitlins please."- (Louis Farrakan)

"It's rainin' men, Hallelujah!"- (Sisqo, Clay Aiken, Bobby Jones, Farnsworth Bentley)

"The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice" - (Tiger Woods, OJ Simpson, Kobe Bryant, Wesley Snipes)

"Uh.....it really WAS NOT the Trim Spa baby!!" -( Ana Nicole)

"Hell, I got eyebrows, can't you see them?" (Whoopi)

[abaici]

Where am I going?? I'm on my way to the Gay Pride Parade!~Beenie Man

[crunkone]

"I know I'm not really the best rapper alive, I just said that before anyone else did hoping it would catch on" Lil Wayne

"I know I'm not really the princess of R&B/Hip Hop, but Ja had his heart so set on calling me that when I came out, that I just couldn't tell him no" Ashanti

"I worked harder than anyone else in Da Band" Dylan

[lostnfound117]

FROM THE MTV VMAS:

"No, I DID not wear this last year!" (Beyonce)

"I was only on the stage shaking my romp b/c I'm having a mid-life crisis" ( Vivica Fox)

"That rain water sure was cold" (Usher)

"If this &*%$ don't get off of in front of me......" (P. Diddy)

[Kimmie1913]

"I know I was looking a HOT MESS in that too big, too blonde weave but she's my momma and I just don't have the heart to fire her."- Beyonce

[lostnfound117]

"I'm so humble!!" ~ Kanye West

"She's not old enough!" ~ R. Kelly

[TonyB06]

"Naw, naw, playa, tonight Imma just go with 19 diamond-studded chains around my neck....cause 20 would be gaudy."


--pick name of rapper and place here________.

[The Truth]

Okay okay the jig is up. So I lied, they still don't want me.- Mike Jones

[Visionary22]

Listen girl, I can tell you how to keep yo' man- Halle Berry

I'm tired of sex- Eric Benet

Just call me Sean- Diddy

I promise I can speak without whispering- Janet Jackson

I'm not ghetto- Lisa Raye

[lostnfound117]

"Fat Joe, now dat's my nicca!!" ~ 50 Cent