Pimp Slaps, Part 2 (Slap Your Co-Worker Day) - Page 4

MaMaBuddha · #46 12-11-2003, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by #1 Leading Lady
***That manly beast of a heffa betta known as my daddy's wife. This manly looking ill built heffa done made my blood pressure to levels worthy of bytch slapping her.

*crying in cubicle***

manly beast *ladstao*

Prissfit1908 · #47 12-11-2003, 07:47 PM

@ #1 Leading Lady. lol It sounds like she's lucky she lives two hours away...

A big ol', a-little-part-of-me-hopes-the-Grinch-steals-your-dayum-Christmas, pimps up, hoez down, open-handed with my grandma's rings on slap to one of my coworkers. How DARE you say I may want to limit MY phone conversations when YOU are notorious for having 25+ minutes phone calls on the regular! AND your azz has the nerve to fall asleep on the job!!!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Surely you jest...

Naw, forget the baby powder! I'm going to wet my hands first to make SURE I get a good one in... SCHMACK-UM!

*wiping my brow* I'm back, ya'll. I'm back.

Mz Destiny · #48 12-11-2003, 07:57 PM

I wanna give a heartfelt pimp slap to Citibank. I cancelled my account with them years ago. Well, yesterday I received a letter from them with a check attached.

Now...before you get excited, HC the dang check was for $.10? Yep...you read it right. TEN WHOLE CENTS!!! Something about a settlement on some class action suit that was filed. It's not even worth me depositing that sukka! Dang...a piece of candy costs $.15!

Prissfit1908 · #49 12-11-2003, 08:50 PM

I just read my horscope in a weekly newspaper and why does it say at the very end:

"... the holiday season is when you shine your brightest, so no matter where you spend it, you'll have an excellent time. Just ignore, don't smack, the Scrooges and grinches."

Get outta' my head, man!

RedMusiq4U · #50 12-12-2003, 12:02 AM

Forget the pimp slap, I want to give a good old Bruce Lee, Waah Taah drop kick to my Fashion Professor who thinks she's the greatest thing on earth, she can't teach worth s*&% and the 2 classes she does teach the students can't stand her. I normally don't use this word to refer to the lovely creatures they call females but I'm sorry this lady deserves the title of........B*TCH.

CrimsonTide4 · #51 12-12-2003, 09:00 AM

TO PLAYSTATION 2 and that dayum Madden NFL 2004 game: I bequeath you a hearty pimp slap for keeping someone tooooo occupied last night to call me back even though he said he would.

TonyB06 · #52 12-12-2003, 10:04 AM

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
TO PLAYSTATION 2 and that dayum Madden NFL 2004 game: I bequeath you a hearty pimp slap for keeping someone tooooo occupied last night to call me back even though he said he would.

...DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT HATE on the PLAYSTATION2/MADDEN 04!!! Does Mr. CT4 play rookie or all-pro level?? If he's got the knack for the playmaker option I might need to holla at dude.

...CT4, how you gon front on the power of the PS2? you must be on crack

nikki1920 · #53 12-12-2003, 11:14 AM

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
TO PLAYSTATION 2 and that dayum Madden NFL 2004 game: I bequeath you a hearty pimp slap for keeping someone tooooo occupied last night to call me back even though he said he would.

I'm right with you. Do you know Mr Nikki1920 bout died when there was a power outage when he was saving his plays or whatever?

Do you know that he calls me DURING HALFTIME and then gets off the phone when its over? AND THEN I DONT HEAR FROM HIM FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT???

tonyb06: my bf has the all pro option.. he spends hours upon hours creating plays, trading, etc... and enjoys it..

lol

CrimsonTide4 · #54 12-12-2003, 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by TonyB06
...DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT HATE on the PLAYSTATION2/MADDEN 04!!! Does Mr. CT4 play rookie or all-pro level?? If he's got the knack for the playmaker option I might need to holla at dude.

...CT4, how you gon front on the power of the PS2? you must be on crack

I don't know all of that. He asked for it for his birthday. Stoopid me bought it. I believe he plays pro level. Last night he and his best friend played for hours when it was our phone call time!!!

Dionysus · #55 12-12-2003, 12:24 PM

Take advantage. At least they are occupied at home. Come over and get down with them...and that should lead to other things when the game is over.

Playstation is almost addicting as the internet.

CrimsonTide4 · #56 12-12-2003, 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by Dionysus
Take advantage. At least they are occupied at home. Come over and get down with them...and that should lead to other things when the game is over.

Playstation is almost addicting as the internet.

Yall know he is LD (long distance) plus he told me they got on the Net and played someone in another country. Yeah he could be out in the streets, but dang it call me back!!!

nikki1920 · #57 12-12-2003, 12:39 PM

That is true, but one could walk in front of him naked while playing and he'd never notice. Or worse, tell you to wait until halftime...

not that I've done this..

I'm just sayin

TonyB06 · #58 12-12-2003, 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by nikki1920
That is true, but one could walk in front of him naked while playing and he'd never notice. Or worse, tell you to wait until halftime...

not that I've done this.. I'm just sayin

...hold up, I'm down with PS2 too, but let's not get crazy up in here!! Playstation always gets dropped when it's time to, uhm, ....play.

I will say PS2/Madden is dang near as addictive as Greekchat. I'm not nearly as good as it sounds like Mr. Nikki and Mr. CT4 are.

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Dionysus wrote:Take advantage. At least they are occupied at home. Come over and get down with them...and that should lead to other things when the game is over.
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Now, see here Dionysus is who yall need to be watchin'. She is doing some serious thinkin on this issue

I ain't mad at 'cha, playa.

Prissfit1908 · #59 12-12-2003, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by nikki1920
That is true, but one could walk in front of him naked while playing and he'd never notice. Or worse, tell you to wait until halftime...

not that I've done this.. I'm just sayin

LMBAO up in here! Imagining Nikki1920 "casually" walking past Mr. Nikki1920... naked... dropping stuff in front of him, talking bout', "Oops!" *finger to the corner of her mouth, trying to look innocent* And then, Mr. Nikki saying, "Watch out baby!"

Ahh, the things we do for love...

A mini-pimp slap to the little boys in so many men who never seem to grow the h*ll up. We KNOW ya'll need "male-bonding" time, but that should NOT interfere with, ahem, grown folks time... Hey! Watchoutderenow!

nikki1920 · #60 12-12-2003, 04:46 PM

And damn if that aint what he did!! LMAO!! Then got mad when I left the room, went upstairs and went to sleep.

Mr. Nikki1920 has aspirations of being a HS football coach on the side, so this is his outlet..

and he better not even THINK of bringing PS2 or memory cards on the honeymoon.. lol