Identity of The Grapist!?

[AlphaGamDiva]

LMAO...thanks, girl....that's exactly what i needed to make my point!

[The Grapist]

Originally posted by AXJules



And here's one for our buddy THE GRAPIST!!!!!! We got Carmen on your ass, buddy...

So, you won't leave me alone, call me day and night, watch my house from the
bushes. Calling you a stalker is an insult to the stalkers of the world. I know you
are attracted to bad guys, with your father, I would be, too. But, please, stop
coming on to me! I am not attracted to the likes of you! It is like apples and
oranges, cats and dogs, peanuts and swingsets. The constant calling of my
house with you hanging up when I pick up the phone, the blue Ford following me
when I am out. Do you know how hard it is to get done what I do without people
following me? Now they have this obvious red-headed tailing me everywhere I go.
I've had to abandon all of my hideouts. There is no safe haven from you.
Restraining Orders are useless against you, you have inherited enough wealth to
pay off the police. In short, I am helpless. Please leave me alone, Wendy (Wendy's hamburgers Wendy)! You know I like men, anyway!

[Hootie]

So much for leaving We KNEW you couldn't stay away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA!

I think we should play a 21 Question Game for the Grapist!

I'll start:

Grapist: How Old Are You?

According to your profile you are the Grapiest Man on Earth so we can assume you're MALE. It also says you're Ronald McDonald's "little b%tch" so we could assume you're homosexual or you work for him? It also lists your hobbies as "Graping little kids" so we could assume that you're a pedifile?

[lifesaver]

Peeps be assuming I'm the grapist. I dotn check GC all day and suspicions be runnin around in here. While I DENY COMEPLETELY that I am said he (Get out of my head Tom Earp). I appreciate being talked about (and yes kitso, I so could be him if i wanted too). A fact and an accusation to follow:

1) The lifesaver thing, as has been said before has nothing to do with candy, but saving lives....lifeguarding. I think lifeguard was taken when I tried to sign up. I dunno.

2) I think the purple fella is not a fella indeed, but Killarney. Shes got that wit and all. Although I dont know about her readign the onion.

3) Could be Col. Peacock in the library with a candlestick....

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Who is the GRAPIST? Maybe someone who likes Monty Python.

I don't know if there are grape lifesavers. I haven't eaten a lifesaver in years.

Originally posted by lifesaver

2) I think the purple fella is not a fella indeed, but Killarney. Shes got that wit and all. Although I dont know about her readign the onion.

KR, huh? Alright Finch.

lifesaver, this next pic is just for you my friend.......



Kitso
KS 361 times if the Grapist is indeed from Texas, maybe he's a TCU Horned Frog?

[librasoul22]

Hrm. Methinks the Grapist stole Killarney's funk and James penis in an attempt to construct a vehicle that will leap all boundaries of time and space. We are wasting time trying to unmask the Grapist when we should be trying to foil his evil plot!

[Dionysus]

Whoever it is, it is someone with a poetic flair.

That rules a lot of us out.

[tinydancer]

Well, I'm in Fort Worth, but it's not me! Besides, I didn't go to TCU.

I'm not convinced it's someone from Texas.

[AOX81]

Maybe this is The Grapist...

[sigtau305]

Originally posted by The Grapist
The Grapist shall retire. I am getting too lazy to use these colors. So long kiddies! Remember, pick up your happy meals!

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Grapist has left the Building.

[CC1GC]

Well...
i was reading the KS forums and overheard a post about KSig_RC having black and blue balls...add those together and you get a nice purple, or 'grape' color.

And i know this kid, he's capable of much worse than The Grapist .

[The1calledTKE]

Glad I haven't missed much. My guess the person with the purple signature is the grapist.

[The Grapist]

Originally posted by Cream
Who is the GRAPIST? Maybe someone who likes Monty Python.

I don't know if there are grape lifesavers. I haven't eaten a lifesaver in years.

As I take a bite into a shiny bar of white chocolate and take a sniff of beautiful carnations I focus my envy on Dionysus, for HE is the Greek god of wine! Walking along the beach and looking onto the sunset shining on the crimson tides I realize that he is a greater threat to my grapeness than Barney. I walk into McDonald's, order an ice cream, and talk to my homies, Ronald, Grimace, and The Hamburglar. I then realize that they are the real enemies. The Fry Guys will die, drown in ketchup and grabbed by my
fat greasy fingers shoved into my lovely McMouth. The McNugget buddies won't
even see it coming as I pop them in my mouth one by one. Birdie will be shot,
gutted, and roasted over a spit smothered in BBQ sauce. That's good eating! My
nemesis Big Mac is gonna get whacked, no cop can stop The Grapist! Grimace
is too freaky to live, he must be shoved into a volcano. Captain Crook will be
sacrificed to the Dark God All'umehe'par'ef'lu'dvf'ED'w4'v for eternal life. And
finally, Ronald McDonald. Your friends will die one by one, and I will leave you
alive last so you can suffer their loses. Then, as you are left alone and helpless,
Burger King and Wendy will skin you alive slowly, deep frying your skin and
feeding it to you. Afterwards, your intestines will be turned into McNuggets and
your brain removed and turned into the Secret Sauce. I'm the champ and will always be the champ!!!!!!!!

[decadence]

the chit chat forum moderators could tell you who it is.