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amycat412 · #**511** 11-05-2002, 03:14 AM

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Originally posted by James
hrmm . . . I wouldn't know this personally, but I have it on good authority that going down on the girl right after "finishing" inside her is an invitation to a wacky taste sensation. He said he felt a little ill.

The visual I get is a Boston Creme Donut . . after the creme has gone all bad and funky . . . and then slurping the bad funky creme out of the donut and swallowing it all down in one long gulp . . .

As far as going down on the boy? Whats the difference? There is no challenge there at all!

Well actually, I imagine it would be the same theory as going down on her when she has her period, concentrate towardss the front and you should be able to avoid the, er, creme filling. LOL

I guess I was squeamish about a lot more things when I was younger, but the more comfortable I've gotten wiith myself, my body and my sexuality, the less I find objectionable. And having a partner that shares your sense of fun and adventure--well, it doesn't get much better than that!

Dionysus · #**512** 11-06-2002, 02:07 AM

Question for the women.

Do you like it when two men are making out or doing it?

I DON'T!

Rudey · #**513** 11-06-2002, 02:56 AM

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Originally posted by valkyrie

Huh. So I guess one would be the luckiest girl in the world if she found a guy who liked to have sex, cuddle, sleep together and then get up in the morning and have sex again...and again...

If the sex is good, there is no need (or desire) for oral afterwards. Just a big glass of water, a nice pillow and some blankets.

1. Nothing wrong with laying together (notice I do not call it cuddling or spooning). But sometimes you still need your sleep and I'm sure the girl needs her sleep as well. Note: Laying together happens only with a girlfriend and possibly with a friend.

2. Sex in the morning is encouraged. Once again, only with a girlfriend.

3. Oral should come before hand. Sometimes the girl ends up too worked up to have sex after though so I don't know.

4. I prefer a roasted chicken sandwich from Subway along with a glass of water. Actually finding a girl that allows this one has been, sadly, impossible.

-Rudey

Imthechamp · #**514** 11-06-2002, 08:30 AM

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Originally posted by Dionysus
Question for the women.

Do you like it when two men are making out or doing it?

I DON'T!

I knew a girl who said she'd give me head if I kissed one of my friends on the lips...and I quickly threw her outta the house.

But other then that, all the girls I ever asked said that was pretty damn gay.

valkyrie · #**515** 11-06-2002, 11:04 AM

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Originally posted by Dionysus
Question for the women.

Do you like it when two men are making out or doing it?

I DON'T!

I do not find that appealing at all. I don't think I've ever heard of a woman who wanted to see that.

Optimist Prime · #**516** 11-06-2002, 11:27 AM

Two guys kissing is gay. I'm not being homophobic, that is the definition. Guys like two girls kissing because girls are hot, and two girls=twice as hot.

Dionysus · #**517** 11-06-2002, 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by valkyrie

I do not find that appealing at all. I don't think I've ever heard of a woman who wanted to see that.

I thought so, just checking.

RedRoseSAI · #**518** 11-06-2002, 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by Dionysus
Question for the women.

Do you like it when two men are making out or doing it?

I DON'T!

Seen it. Don't like it.

librasoul22 · #**519** 11-06-2002, 12:07 PM

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Originally posted by Dionysus
Question for the women.

Do you like it when two men are making out or doing it?

I am indifferent to it. My best friend is gay. *yawn*

HotDamnImAPhiMu · #**520** 11-06-2002, 04:42 PM

ew ew ew ew.

alphaiota · #**521** 11-06-2002, 07:16 PM

i don't find it arousing to see two men kiss, but i also don't find it gross. as for two chics kissing, yeah i think that's seriously hot. i'm not a lesbian or anything, but the fact is, women define sexuality and what is sexy. so i do think that it is sexy to see two women kiss.

shelley j
sigma k

Shine · #**522** 11-12-2002, 05:40 AM

So...what's in everyone's SEX TOY collection?

Hmm???

You don't think I'd let this baby die, do you?

alphaiota · #**523** 11-12-2002, 12:05 PM

i think i already posted this, but i'll do it again.
1. ultimate beaver (the best toy on earth)
2. jelly cock (captain hook in the house)
3. butterfly (great during sex)
4. silver bullet (and i don't mean coors light)
5. clitoral stimulation cream (fun sensation, but not worth the money)
6. batteries (lots of them)

i think that's about it. haven't added to it for a long time. no point, i have the ultimate beaver. maybe when i have a boyfriend again i'll add to it.

shelley j
sigma k

HotDamnImAPhiMu · #**524** 11-12-2002, 12:37 PM

So I need some ideas. The boyfriend made reservations at a cabin in the mountains for December....... I'm so excited, I've been working my butt off (I'm out of school this semester to make money) and he's been studying his butt off, and between the two of us we haven't had 10 minutes alone.

Anyway. So I want some ideas on, um, things to do up there. No TV, radio, anything like that -- but we haven't tried anything yet, so I'm mostly talking about "beginner" stuff -- I thought up massage oil. (And I was excited about my wildness, too.)

Any other ideas?

lifesaver · #**525** 11-12-2002, 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by alphaiota
i have the ultimate beaver

Quote of the month right there folx. Of course its outta context, but it just sounds so fu*king cool.