Most Embarasing Moment - Page 3

Miami1839 · #31 03-22-2001, 03:29 PM

Hey Amy,

We're waiting.......

damasa · #32 03-22-2001, 03:43 PM

OH YUCK!!! EWWWWWWWWWW..i want to throw up just thinking about that...

amycat412 · #33 03-22-2001, 03:46 PM

OK... well...

Obviously much alcohol involved...
Was the first time I went to the SkyBar about 4 years ago. Me and a bunch of friends, mostly couples and solo me. So after many $10 screwdrivers, I'm feeling no pain... next thing I know, I'm making out with the bouncer, Stu, who is all set to take me home. My friends are flipping out, I can't understand why...so I hoist myself up on the bar and Stu is trying to calm my friends down...well, next thing I know there are like 5 guys at my feet and we're all singing. My friend and Stu start shouting at each other, at which point I told all the guys singing along with me to shut up and I leaned in and YELLED at my friend "I'm a big girl, I can take care of myself, and besides, you know I've got condoms in my nightstand!" OK. Good thing I was so drunk, as I was not embarrassed at yelling this in L.A. most chi chi bar. So my friend gets mad, is like, FINE, suit yourself and she and her husband leave. One thing leads to another, I dump Stu--I mean he was working and I wanted to leave now, so--next thing I know I'm speeding down Sunset in a convertible Porsche with a 21 year old guy who looks alarmingly like Scott Wolf...who I then had to push out of my apartment, because by that time, I was coming to my senses... The next day, so hungover I am swearing off drinking forever (again) and I have to be in Vegas by 6pm for a family event...I'm driving to Vegas and alternately groaning and laughing as I remember the previous evening with my friends who keep calling on my cell phone impersonating my singing and my impassioned condom speech.

So--flsh forward to about 6 months ago. I am at the SkyBar with some girlfriends and Stu is working--hadn't really seen him in all the times I'd been there inbetween--and he's totally all over me, but doesn't remember of course and my friends and I are just cracking up.

bucutie02 · #34 03-22-2001, 04:09 PM

LOL Lifesaver!! Your stories always make me laugh

!!

prospectiverushee · #35 03-22-2001, 04:14 PM

I wanna share to,but I'm at work right now(but I'll be back in a bit)

Miami1839 · #36 03-22-2001, 04:34 PM

Amy,

What a great story

amycat412 · #37 03-22-2001, 04:39 PM

wait'll I get to the 30th birthday story and the "challenge" my friends threw down... LOL

KSig RC · #38 03-22-2001, 05:59 PM

I figure, since we're dropping the real drunken stories now . . .

The night we got initiated, we basically got housed and ran around all over the place - it was absolutely a blast. Well, my roomie/pledge brother Steve gets tanked, and gets a ride home at about 6am from our chapter father, at which point he decides he needs to take a shower. He drops trou, and throws his boxers over the shower curtain - he hears the phone ring, and runs out, then decides no, he doesn't need a shower. He grabs his clothes, but can't find his boxers anywhere on the floor . . . so he goes for the next best thing: he puts on a white t-shirt as underwear - legs through the armholes (for the visual thinkers, there IS still a neckhole . . . ). Now wearing only a t-shirt as underwear, he stumbles 3 floors down into the common room of our dorm (in the entryway), and promptly passes out for an hour and a half. A guy on our floor wakes him up, and starts leading him up the stairs, on which his t-shirt falls down around his ankles. So, now basically naked, he walks up all 3 flights of stairs, only rectifying the t-shirt at the top. I get home at noon, and hear the story - i can't contain myself. Make a long story short, the next day i try to wake him, and he screams at me, "AS LONG AS IT'S NOT BOLONEY!" (his reasoning later: 'well, i really don't like baloney . . . ') The day before, I didn't quite know what to do . . . so I just told everyone to leave the boxers over the shower curtain until he got there. it was great - to this day he still gets a package of plain white t-shirts from me . . .

[This message has been edited by KSig RC (edited March 26, 2001).]

prospectiverushee · #39 03-22-2001, 10:03 PM

I don't have a sloopy drunk story to tell

Anyway here my story:

First a little background. I live in the on campus apartments with three other roommates. Well one of our rommates moved out this semester so we get a new rommie *N*

Anyway, one night when I was getting ready for bed, there's a knock on the door. My room faces the front door of the appartment,so I get to see everybody who comes to the door just by looking out my window.

Anyway, I hear this knock on the door and when I answered it, there was this guy asking if Steve was there. I said that there was nobody named Steve and the guy went away. So I go back to bed and just as I getting comfortable,I hear another knock on the door. So I'm strating to get pissed now, I stomp to the door and partically pull the door off its hinges. There another guy at the door asking for Steve. So I'm like are you sure you have the right appartment. The guy is like yes. I like there is no dude named Steve that lives here. So this second guy goes away.

So thinking that this is going to be a constant thing(people knocking on the door asking for this Steve person), I call the front desk and am basically hysterical. I'm all like strange people keep knocking on my door asking for somebody that doesn't even live here. So the front desk was like ok we be on the look out for anybody suspious.

So I go back to bed. Moments later, I here sounds coming from the living room. So I get up and see the new roommate sitting on the couch with this guy.So I ask if either one of them knew somebody named Steve. The dude replied, "I'm Steve"

I just about died! Here I was thinking that people were playing practical jokes and Steve was in the apartment all along. Had they asked for my roommate that would have been ok,but the asked for Steve.

Needless to say, Steve or his friends have not been back to visit

LSUTigerGirl · #40 03-23-2001, 01:01 AM

Hey KSig RC--I loved your story. I'm sitting here at work and I died laughing when I read it.

OK--I'm thinking of another story. If I tell the one I'm currently thinking about I'll probably catch all kind of hell for it but oh well.

Ok...this was back in the 2nd grade. My mom had sent me to school in this brand new dress. I was looking so cute that day. Anyways...at the end of the day we went outside and we were playing dodge ball!

So some dude throws the ball straight at me. Anyways...he hits me and I PEE all over myself. Yeah...ok I think that's more embarrassing then my first story but oh well.

My other story is from when I was in 6th grade. It had rained really hard one night so the next day when I was walking to my 1st hour class there was some water in the hallway. Well being the natural born klutz that I am...I slipped and fell. I started skidding across the hall on my butt!!! Then I slide right into the doorway of my 1st hour class with EVERYONE watching me. The worst part is that I hit my head on the door facing and I threw up because the impact made me so nauseous. OK...I'm done being a dork for the day.

Bye y'all!

------------------
~A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition~

amycat412 · #41 03-23-2001, 04:26 AM

I am so glad I don't have any roommates anymore!!! Living alone is the BEST!!

sigmagrrl · #42 03-23-2001, 07:49 AM

carnation,
I'm glad my tendency to make an ass of myself makes you happy!!LOL

I know it makes me feel SO PROUD!!!

carnation · #43 03-23-2001, 12:46 PM

Hey, Sigmagrrll! Actually that story has been passed around several Georgia campuses by now because I brought it up at an intergreek meeting...we had tears rolling down our faces, picturing the sorority member's face...

You once said you wanted to be a Greek advisor and I just found out about a program where you can get qualified online! Interested?

AEPhi-QTPie · #44 03-25-2001, 03:42 PM

I really don't drink very often, mostly because alcohol acts as a truth serum in me...gets me in trouble in various ways. An example: A few weeks ago I was imbibing good doses of truth serum at a small party of a long-time friend's house. My friend introduces me to her new boyfriend, and I instantly start cracking up-on the floor, guffawing and snorting kind of laughing. I attempt several times to recover, and my friend is asking me what's so funny. My answer is that her new boyfriend looks like Michael Bolton's evil twin brother. I am met with a house full of silence, with an "Oh-no-she-didn't" coming from a corner. I keep on, saying, "C'mon, you can't tell me that when you first met him you weren't thinking (I start singing here) HOW CAN WE BE LOVERS WHEN WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS..." Thank God, my friend, her boyfriend, and everyone else started howling with laughter. They cut me off after that.

------------------
Phi Love,
AEPhiSteph

AEPhi-QTPie · #45 03-25-2001, 03:45 PM

I really don't drink very often, mostly because alcohol acts as a truth serum in me...gets me in trouble in various ways. An example: A few weeks ago I was imbibing good doses of truth serum at a small party of a long-time friend's house. My friend introduces me to her new boyfriend, and I instantly start cracking up-on the floor, guffawing and snorting kind of laughing. I attempt several times to recover, and my friend is asking me what's so funny. My answer is that her new boyfriend looks like Michael Bolton's evil twin brother. I am met with a house full of silence, with an "Oh-no-she-didn't" coming from a corner. I keep on, saying, "C'mon, you can't tell me that when you first met him you weren't thinking (I start singing here) HOW CAN WE BE LOVERS WHEN WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS..." Thank God, my friend, her boyfriend, and everyone else started howling with laughter. They cut me off after that.

------------------
Phi Love,
AEPhiSteph