American Idol 7 - Page 3

smiley21 · #31 01-15-2008, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benzgirl

"If she were a bathtub, I would caulk her"

"If she were Columbo, I'd Peter Falk her."

Benzgirl · #32 01-15-2008, 10:36 PM

"I want to Stalk her"

(need the lyrics to this)

DaemonSeid · #33 01-15-2008, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benzgirl

"I want to Stalk her"

(need the lyrics to this)

Motherfaulk that.....LOL

AGDee · #34 01-15-2008, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benzgirl

"If she were a bathtub, I would caulk her"

I can't stop laughing at that one. Just hit the DVR record so it will record the last hour. Then I can sit and transcribe that song for us. Too funny

Star Wars gal was just freaky.

Chest waxed man.. OMG!

DaemonSeid · #35 01-15-2008, 11:00 PM

Leia doesn't need a makeover....she needs an overhaul

A new hyper drive some twin quad cannons and a bubble gun in the back and she may be 1/2 way decent....

AGDee · #36 01-15-2008, 11:06 PM

Milo

No Sex Allowed
I’m sittin around minding my biz
Something’s wrong and I don’t know what it is
My girl comes around, she’s an Oedipus Rex
She starts playing with me all she wants is sex
But take it from me hear what I say
I don’t need that there’s a better way
So I promise her love as she sings along
Cuz sex is weak and love is strong

No sex allowed
I don’t want to be part of your crowd
No sex allowed
If you don’t like it get out of town

DaemonSeid · #37 01-15-2008, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AGDee

Milo

No Sex Allowed
I’m sittin around minding my biz
Something’s wrong I don’t know what it is
My girl comes around, she’s a nervous wreck
She starts playing with me all she wants is sex
But take it from me hear what I say
I don’t need that there’s a better way
So I promise her love as she sings along
Cuz sex is weak and love is strong

No sex allowed
I don’t want to be part of your crowd
No sex allowed
If you don’t like it get out of town

can we get the lyrics to the stalking song too??

lilzetakitten · #38 01-15-2008, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AGDee

My girl comes around, she’s a nervous wreck

Are you sure? It sounds like he's saying "Oedipus Rex."

AGDee · #39 01-15-2008, 11:15 PM

Give me a few minutes to transcribe.. sheesh! (feel free to make corrections.. hard to hear at times)

Stalker song

There is this girl I know I follow her around
She doesn’t notice me it really gets me down
I broke into her house when she wasn’t there
Took off all my clothes and tried on her underwear
I'm always thinking of her
I really think that I love her

I’m not much of a talker
So I guess that I’ll just stalk her
And I’ll just stalk her
If she were a doggie, I would walk her
If she were a blackboard I would chalk her
If I were columbo I’d Peter Falk her
But she's not so I’ll just stalk her

If she were at bat with a guy on first, I’d balk her
If she were Willona from Good Times I’d be Jimmie Walker
If she were a bathtub I would caulk her

And then Simon made him stop and leave...lol

AGDee · #40 01-15-2008, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lilzetakitten

Are you sure? It sounds like he's saying "Oedipus Rex."

You're right, I'll correct it in the lyrics post!

Senusret I · #41 01-15-2008, 11:19 PM

THANK YOU!

lilzetakitten · #42 01-15-2008, 11:23 PM

That is arguably one of the best songs I've ever heard.

AGDee · #43 01-15-2008, 11:24 PM

Which one? No Sex Allowed or the Stalker Song?

I gotta say, I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time.

texas*princess · #44 01-15-2008, 11:37 PM

OK.. I watched.. bits and pieces.

That Stalking song was hilarious... I guess I missed the "No Sex Allowed" song.

Interesting!

lilzetakitten · #45 01-15-2008, 11:38 PM

Both.

I was originally thinking "No Sex Allowed," but then I saw the Stalker Song again and couldn't help but laugh at the new levels of creepy that I hadn't noticed the first time. My fiance is worried that his crazy ex-girlfriend will hear it though and get ideas, haha.