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Old 01-15-2008, 10:35 PM
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"If she were a bathtub, I would caulk her"

"If she were Columbo, I'd Peter Falk her."
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Old 01-15-2008, 10:36 PM
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"I want to Stalk her"

(need the lyrics to this)
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Old 01-15-2008, 10:37 PM
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"I want to Stalk her"

(need the lyrics to this)
Motherfaulk that.....LOL
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Old 01-15-2008, 10:59 PM
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"If she were a bathtub, I would caulk her"
I can't stop laughing at that one. Just hit the DVR record so it will record the last hour. Then I can sit and transcribe that song for us. Too funny

Star Wars gal was just freaky.

Chest waxed man.. OMG!
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Old 01-15-2008, 11:00 PM
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Leia doesn't need a makeover....she needs an overhaul


A new hyper drive some twin quad cannons and a bubble gun in the back and she may be 1/2 way decent....
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Old 01-15-2008, 11:06 PM
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Milo

No Sex Allowed
I’m sittin around minding my biz
Something’s wrong and I don’t know what it is
My girl comes around, she’s an Oedipus Rex
She starts playing with me all she wants is sex
But take it from me hear what I say
I don’t need that there’s a better way
So I promise her love as she sings along
Cuz sex is weak and love is strong

No sex allowed
I don’t want to be part of your crowd
No sex allowed
If you don’t like it get out of town

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Old 01-15-2008, 11:09 PM
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Milo

No Sex Allowed
I’m sittin around minding my biz
Something’s wrong I don’t know what it is
My girl comes around, she’s a nervous wreck
She starts playing with me all she wants is sex
But take it from me hear what I say
I don’t need that there’s a better way
So I promise her love as she sings along
Cuz sex is weak and love is strong

No sex allowed
I don’t want to be part of your crowd
No sex allowed
If you don’t like it get out of town
can we get the lyrics to the stalking song too??
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Old 01-15-2008, 11:12 PM
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My girl comes around, she’s a nervous wreck
Are you sure? It sounds like he's saying "Oedipus Rex."
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Old 01-15-2008, 11:15 PM
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Give me a few minutes to transcribe.. sheesh! (feel free to make corrections.. hard to hear at times)

Stalker song

There is this girl I know I follow her around
She doesn’t notice me it really gets me down
I broke into her house when she wasn’t there
Took off all my clothes and tried on her underwear
I'm always thinking of her
I really think that I love her

I’m not much of a talker
So I guess that I’ll just stalk her
And I’ll just stalk her
If she were a doggie, I would walk her
If she were a blackboard I would chalk her
If I were columbo I’d Peter Falk her
But she's not so I’ll just stalk her

If she were at bat with a guy on first, I’d balk her
If she were Willona from Good Times I’d be Jimmie Walker
If she were a bathtub I would caulk her

And then Simon made him stop and leave...lol

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Old 01-15-2008, 11:17 PM
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Are you sure? It sounds like he's saying "Oedipus Rex."
You're right, I'll correct it in the lyrics post!
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Old 01-15-2008, 11:19 PM
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Old 01-15-2008, 11:23 PM
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That is arguably one of the best songs I've ever heard.
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Old 01-15-2008, 11:24 PM
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Which one? No Sex Allowed or the Stalker Song?


I gotta say, I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time.
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Old 01-15-2008, 11:37 PM
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OK.. I watched.. bits and pieces.

That Stalking song was hilarious... I guess I missed the "No Sex Allowed" song.

Interesting!
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Old 01-15-2008, 11:38 PM
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Both.

I was originally thinking "No Sex Allowed," but then I saw the Stalker Song again and couldn't help but laugh at the new levels of creepy that I hadn't noticed the first time. My fiance is worried that his crazy ex-girlfriend will hear it though and get ideas, haha.
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