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01-15-2008, 10:35 PM
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"If she were a bathtub, I would caulk her" 
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"If she were Columbo, I'd Peter Falk her."
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01-15-2008, 10:36 PM
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"I want to Stalk her"
(need the lyrics to this)
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01-15-2008, 10:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Benzgirl
"I want to Stalk her"
(need the lyrics to this)
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Motherfaulk that.....LOL
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01-15-2008, 10:59 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Benzgirl
"If she were a bathtub, I would caulk her" 
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I can't stop laughing at that one. Just hit the DVR record so it will record the last hour. Then I can sit and transcribe that song for us. Too funny
Star Wars gal was just freaky.
Chest waxed man.. OMG!
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01-15-2008, 11:00 PM
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Leia doesn't need a makeover....she needs an overhaul
A new hyper drive some twin quad cannons and a bubble gun in the back and she may be 1/2 way decent....
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01-15-2008, 11:06 PM
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Milo
No Sex Allowed
I’m sittin around minding my biz
Something’s wrong and I don’t know what it is
My girl comes around, she’s an Oedipus Rex
She starts playing with me all she wants is sex
But take it from me hear what I say
I don’t need that there’s a better way
So I promise her love as she sings along
Cuz sex is weak and love is strong
No sex allowed
I don’t want to be part of your crowd
No sex allowed
If you don’t like it get out of town
Last edited by AGDee; 01-15-2008 at 11:19 PM.
Reason: thanks lilzetakitten!
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01-15-2008, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by AGDee
Milo
No Sex Allowed
I’m sittin around minding my biz
Something’s wrong I don’t know what it is
My girl comes around, she’s a nervous wreck
She starts playing with me all she wants is sex
But take it from me hear what I say
I don’t need that there’s a better way
So I promise her love as she sings along
Cuz sex is weak and love is strong
No sex allowed
I don’t want to be part of your crowd
No sex allowed
If you don’t like it get out of town
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can we get the lyrics to the stalking song too??
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01-15-2008, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by AGDee
My girl comes around, she’s a nervous wreck
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Are you sure? It sounds like he's saying "Oedipus Rex."
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01-15-2008, 11:15 PM
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Give me a few minutes to transcribe.. sheesh! (feel free to make corrections.. hard to hear at times)
Stalker song
There is this girl I know I follow her around
She doesn’t notice me it really gets me down
I broke into her house when she wasn’t there
Took off all my clothes and tried on her underwear
I'm always thinking of her
I really think that I love her
I’m not much of a talker
So I guess that I’ll just stalk her
And I’ll just stalk her
If she were a doggie, I would walk her
If she were a blackboard I would chalk her
If I were columbo I’d Peter Falk her
But she's not so I’ll just stalk her
If she were at bat with a guy on first, I’d balk her
If she were Willona from Good Times I’d be Jimmie Walker
If she were a bathtub I would caulk her
And then Simon made him stop and leave...lol
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01-15-2008, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by lilzetakitten
Are you sure? It sounds like he's saying "Oedipus Rex." 
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You're right, I'll correct it in the lyrics post!
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01-15-2008, 11:19 PM
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THANK YOU!
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01-15-2008, 11:23 PM
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That is arguably one of the best songs I've ever heard.
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01-15-2008, 11:24 PM
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Which one? No Sex Allowed or the Stalker Song?
I gotta say, I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time.
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01-15-2008, 11:37 PM
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OK.. I watched.. bits and pieces.
That Stalking song was hilarious... I guess I missed the "No Sex Allowed" song.
Interesting!
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01-15-2008, 11:38 PM
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Both.
I was originally thinking "No Sex Allowed," but then I saw the Stalker Song again and couldn't help but laugh at the new levels of creepy that I hadn't noticed the first time. My fiance is worried that his crazy ex-girlfriend will hear it though and get ideas, haha.
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